a wizard frog

yeah i contain multitudes. Unfortunately not in the way that is fun or marketable

@funnier-as-a-system

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, contribute to mass psychosis, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phones telling us things a google search already could've!

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

Keep talking about Epstein. Make conservatives afraid again.

"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

Also nobody talks to each other anymore. People lurk silently and sometimes like stuff, but nobody exchanges their thoughts and ideas anymore. Which is pretty shit considering fandom is a hobby that is supposed to be about community and not mere consumption.

For anyone who thinks those reasons aren’t good enough look at the notes of the next piece of fanart that crosses your dash. See how the ratio of reblogs to likes is laughably skewed towards likes? This is the pick stuff up and pass it around website not the look at content from a distance app

Charlie Kirk has died for our second ammendment rights. He didn't just talk shit, he walked it too, right into the grave

Right now my thoughts are with the family of Melissa Hortman, a democrat from Minnesota who was assassinated along with her husband and her dog in the dead of night. Senator Mike Lee (from Utah) made a joke about it. There was no moment of silence, no national response. MAGA extremism kills people.