Felix: Name one mean thing I have said or done, ever.
Ted: You convinced me eggs weren't real.

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Felix: Name one mean thing I have said or done, ever.
Ted: You convinced me eggs weren't real.

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Carla, texting Monty: Are you home yet I’m gonna walk to your house and throw rocks at you.
Carla: Not at your window.
Carla: Just at you.
Ms Applegate: Ah, I see. You have nothing at all in your head. I shouldn’t be surprised.
Nugget: That isn’t what Nugget said!
Ms Applegate: It’s certainly what you let on.
Nugget: Darn.
Ozzy: We’re screwed.
Ted: Hey, no. I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you more upbeat!
Ozzy: We’re screwed!
Dr Danner: I never drink more than 17 cups of coffee during any given class.

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Penny: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [Translation: I’M SORRY] Monty: What's that? Penny: Remorse code. Monty: I'm even angrier now.
Buggs: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Dr Danner: Wasn't Jerome with you? Jerome: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Billy: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Nugget: Wednesay. Billy: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.
Ozzy: Here's some advice.
Kidd: I didn't ask for any.
Ozzy: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
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Monty: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Carla: Okay.
Monty: And kiss during the scary parts.
Carla: Th-
Carla: The scary parts.
Carla: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Felix: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Ted: Twelve, actually.
Felix: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Ted: Yours!
Felix: That's right: no one's.
Cindy, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Buggs, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Kidd: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Cindy: Playing systemic oppression.
Felix: [Stubs his toe] FUCK!
Ted: Mind your language!
Felix: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”?
Ted:
Felix: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Buggs: Fine. If I can’t have my knife, Jerome can’t have his dad.
Jerome: ...