An Online Feline. An eLine, If You Will.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

@heavenlysphere

mario's personal information just got leaked onto the internet

it was a dire dire dox

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

short term memory loss service Doug that remembers it so you dont have to

you will free the princess right now and treats

Since I hate having to do my own searches to verify stuff, here’s a Science Daily link and the journal article it cites for any similarly lazy-but-conscientious people after me. (And the University of Michigan press release, for what it’s worth.)