I don't give an amazing digital fuck

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

DID sucks because in the morning you think "maybe I'm actually normal and I should stop overanalyzing my experiences and just enjoy life" and in the evening you get possessed by the ghost of yourself from 2018

you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual are over and then you sign on to play a character on some vampire show and within three years you’re posting oldguy thirst traps that make assad zaman foam at the mouth in your instagram comments

y’all mind if a white boy let an evil entity into his body tonight

“what does this entail?” do not even worry about it brother.

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

tonight we smoke music