You are going to try something new.

You will get aroused by just reading my words.

You just need to focus.

Can you focus for me?

I bet you can.

Look at my words. Just focus on the words on the screen.

And keep your hands on your chest.

Concentrate.

Focus.

Pay attention only to my words.

No surfing, no reading something else.

Just focus. It will be fun.

And you want to have fun don’t you ?

Imagine I am there.

Hear my voice as you read my words.

My voice is soft and gentle. It caresses your mind and makes you feel safe and comfortable. You are safe and comfortable.

Say it : “ I am safe and comfortable.”

You can relax and let my words fill your mind. Relax. Relax.

You are feeling good right now.

Just absorb my words.

My words are in your head.

My words are all that matter. Keep your hands on the keyboard.

No matter how relaxed you get you will keep your eyes on my words and your hands on your chest.

The world seems far away now.

There is only my words. My words in your head. My words are your words.

My words are your thoughts. Relax deeper for me.

Deeper and deeper.

Deeper and deeper. So deeply relaxed now.

My words echo in your head.

My words are your words.

My words are your thoughts.

There is nothing but my words.

Hands on the chest. Eyes on the screen.

Deeper and deeper.

You are so relaxed.

So safe and comfortable.

Your mind is clear of all distractions.

There is only my words. My words are in your head.

So they must be your words.

My words are your words. My words are your thoughts.

There is only my words.

Hands on the chest, eyes on the screen. Nothing else matters.

You are deeply relaxed.

And each time you read the word deeper, or any variation of that word, you instantly sink five times deeper into relaxation.

Very good.

Go deeper still.

Deeper into relaxation than you have ever been before.

So deep into relaxation.

You are in a deep hypnotic trance.

Good girl.

Remember your hands are locked on your chest. No matter what you read, no matter how aroused you get you cannot take your hands off your chest.

You cannot take your eyes off the screen.

Deeper and deeper.

Deeper into trance than you have ever been.

You love being in trance.

It arouses you to be deep in trance.

Your eyes are locked on my words.

My words take you deeper and make you more and more aroused.

The word arouse is powerful.

Each time I say the word (aroused), or any form of that word, you become twice as aroused as you were before.

Good girl.

You like it when I say good girl.

When I say good girl you go deeper and get more aroused.

From now on, whenever I say or type ‘Blank is Better’ you will return to this deeply relaxed, highly aroused state of trance.

(Blank is Better) is your trigger.

I know that you understand.

Good girl.

What is your trigger?

(Blank is Better)

It’s getting harder to read isn’t it?

That’s ok. You don’t have to worry about spelling or grammar.

Let your subconscious control your hands while touching your chest.

Your eyes stay on the screen.

My words are your thoughts as you sink deeper and deeper into trance.

Just relax and go deeper. You love to be hypnotized.

Let me control your mind. Let my words control your imagination.

If you relax and submit you will go deeper and be more aroused.

Good girl.

Sinking deeper under my control.

Be a good girl and you will be rewarded.

Yes,go so deep for me. It feels soooo good to go deep for me.

So deep. So aroused.

Your hands are on your chest.

No matter what I say, no matter how aroused you get, you cannot touch anything else.

Now I want you to imagine me there with you.

My hands are on your shoulder.

You notice that you can feel my arms.

Good girl. My hands are massaging your shoulders.

They are soft but firm. You can feel your tension melting away.

It feels good.

My hands are taking you deeper.

My hands are making you more aroused.

My hands squeeze your shoulders, massage your neck.

The warmth arouses you as you go deeper and deeper into relaxation.

Deeper and deeper under my control.

Now my hands slide down your back, rubbing up and down in long strokes.

It feels so good.

It makes you more aroused.

My warm flesh pressed against you. Doesn’t it feel good?

Good girl.

My hands roam all over your back.

You can feel them like I’m there with you.

Your hands stay locked on your chest, eyes on my words.

Nothing matters but my words and my hands as they both take you deeper.

Now my hands glide up and down your arms as your hands remain locked on your tits.

Any tension or stress melts away. Deeper and deeper.

My hands glide to your hips, up and down the sides of your chest touching your hands.

Slow, steady and firm. It feels so good.

You are so aroused now. So Wet.

Good girl.

Remember you can’t move your hands.

Your pleasure is entirely under my control.

You are entirely under my control.

And it feels so good.

And now I lean in close, my warm breath on the back of your neck sending shivers through your entire body.

But that’s just a warm-up as I begin to kiss the back of your neck. It feels so good, doesn’t it?

I kiss all around the back of your neck, stroking your hair as I do.

Then I kiss your right earlobe. Licking your ear now, all around and inside it. Then I move to your left ear and do it all over again.

Good girl.

I kiss your cheek as your hands stay locked on your chest, eyes focused on my words.

My words are your thoughts.

My touch makes you more and more aroused.

My hands glide to your tummy, giving it a gentle rub.

Good girl.

My hands slide under your shirt and each one glides to your breasts.

My hands fondle and squeeze your breasts, then I gently pinch each nipple.

Your breasts are sensitive to my touch, more sensitive than they have ever been.

As I touch them pleasure radiates through your entire body.

You can feel the pleasure.

Good girl.

Now you are growing more and more aroused.

But, and this is important, no matter how aroused you get, no matter how hot, you cannot cum without my permission. Say it.

(I can’t cum without your permission)

Good girl.

My hands squeeze and fondle your breasts and they grow even more sensitive.

Your hands are locked on your chest.

Your pleasure is entirely dependent on me.

Feeling so good, so aroused.

Deeper and deeper under my control.

You like being under my control, don’t you?

Kissing your cheek as I play with your breasts.

My warm soft hands squeeze your mounds just a little harder now.

Pinching your nipples as they grow even more sensitive. Sucking on your earlobe. Every inch of your body becoming an erogenous zone. Hands locked on the keyboard, eyes on my words. Eyes on your thoughts.

Totally under my control.

Your pleasure is under my control.

Who is controlling your pleasure?

Say It. “You”.

It feels so good as I squeeze your tits.

Nipples rock hard. But now my hands slide away.

Don’t worry, we’re not done.

My hands drift to your lower back, massaging it.

Then they slide into your pants and I begin rubbing your hot ass.

Fingers roaming over your ass cheeks. Then I give them each a firm squeeze.

Your whole body feels alive with pleasure. Pleasure only I can give you.

Pleasure like nothing you have ever felt before.

Pleasure washing away every thought, every worry and care. My words are your thoughts now and you love it.

My hands stay inside your pants, sliding to your hips, squeezing them.

Are you ready for even more pleasure?

Ask me nicely : “Please give me more!”

Good girl.

Now my hands glide around to the front of your pants, drifting over the lips of your dripping cunt.

You feel my hands. You feel the pleasure.

More pleasure than you have ever known, taking you deeper and deeper, deeper and deeper.

Deeper than you have ever been.

Now I spread the lips of your shaved pussy.

Two of my fingers probe your pussy, sliding around the inner lips.

Remember, no matter how great the pleasure is you cannot cum without my permission.

Do you understand?

Say it. “Yes, I can’t cum”

Remember that as I plunge two fingers deep into your warm, wet pussy

My fingers probe inside you, circling your inner walls.

Then I begin thrusting in and out.

My fingers slide in and out of your moist, sensitive pussy.

You are more sensitive there than you have ever been.

The pleasure is mind blowing. In and out, in and out.

So deep. Deeper and deeper.

The fire in your loins is spreading through your entire body.

And now, my other hand moves to your clitoris.

Hands locked. Eyes on my words.

All your pleasure is coming from me.

And there’s so much pleasure, isn’t there?

Stroking your clit with one hand, plunging inside you with the other.

And now I add a third finger in your hole.

Faster and faster I stroke your clit as I finger fuck you quick and hard.

You want to cum don’t you?

Well it’s not time yet.

I want to take you even further into ecstasy.

Now imagine more hands, on your shoulders, your back, your tits, your thighs.

It doesn’t seem strange at all for my hands to be a dozen places at once.

It just feels soooooooo good.

Every inch of you an erogenous zone. Every inch of you bombarded with pleasure.

Stroking your clit, probing your cunt, squeezing your breasts, massaging your feet, tracing over the back of your locked hands. The pleasure is overwhelming.

Who controls your pleasure?

Say it. “ You control my pleasure”.

Who controls your mind?

Say it, “You control my mind”.

Good girl.

Do you want to cum?

I want you to beg for it.

Who controls your pleasure?

Who is the only one who can give you this pleasure?

Who can make you cum like you never have before?

Say it “You, Master”

Say it “Please let me cum”

Cum for me.

Feel the pleasure.

CUM.

and message me how good you feel 

Now you can enjoy this state of pure pleasure.

When I say ‘return’ you will return to your normal state of thought.

You will remember your trigger.

Whenever you hear, or read me and only me say the words (Blank is Better)

you will instantly return to a state of deep hypnotic trance ready for more pleasure, ready to be controlled.

Good girl.

Read and let yourself start to relax.

You can feel yourself getting nice and comfortable and focus all of your attention on the sound of my voice. Start by taking a deep breath in, that’s it, nice and deep and hold for just a second.

Now exhale and feel your body starting to relax more and more.

Take another deep breath in, just like that, and hold it, hold it, and let it go, let all of your air out, and just let go.

You can continue to take slow deep breathes in and out, and ever time you exhale you can let go of a little more tension and a little more stress.

You want to feel this, you want to relax and let go for me, and you will.

I’m going to start to count down from 10 to 1, and with every number I count you are going to be able to feel yourself becoming more and more relaxed, and more and more peaceful.

By the time I reach the number 1 your mind will feel very calm and very open to the sound of my voice.

By the time I reach the number 1 you may find yourself sleeping in a peaceful hypnotic trance.

You can find that you can and you will go as deep down into trance as you want to.

Now, let yourself listen to the sound of my voice and feel your mind starting to clear with 10.

You spend so much of your day thinking about so many things, and you can know right now that there’s nothing else you need to think about or want to think about.

9, you can let any thoughts that you may have just fade away as easily as they pop into your head. Your mind might want to follow them and that’s okay, you can always just drift away on the sound of my voice.

8, Your body and mind are feeling so warm and relaxed, you find it so easy to simply let go of everything else and feel how good it feels to focus on me. It’s so easy to let go, so easy to feel so peaceful for me.

7, As your mind continues to slow down and down, and your body feels heavier and heavier, you can let yourself enjoy how it feels to just let go.

6, Just let go and let yourself feel heavier and heavier, warmer and warmer as your thoughts continue to fade away, just fade away in the pleasure of relaxations.

5, You’re doing so well, and you can feel even better, you can feel even more pleasure by realizing you want to surrender to these feelings. You want to surrender to the sound of my voice, and you can just keep listening, and just give in more and more.

4, You can feel so warm and peaceful, so relaxed and so happy just letting everything else slip away, there’s nothing to think, nothing to do, just feel yourself falling down deeper, deeper down into the sound of my voice. 3, you’re so close to letting go of everything now, so close to surrender, you know you will fade away into a deep hypnotized sleep very soon,

2, you’re almost there now, nothing can stop you, you want to let go, you want to give in, you can feel twice as wonderful, twice as relaxed by taking another deep breath, and letting go, letting go for me,

1, deep sleep for me now, deep sleep. So warm, so deep so soft.

Feel your mind fading away, drifting down into deep sleep. Even if you think you’re awake you can still feel a warm soft sleep washing over you, sinking deeper and deeper into me, down into the sound of my voice.

You can be passive for me now, you can surrender to the sound of my voice and let me take complete control. It feels good to be in my control.

0, deeper than 1, deeper and deeper than you thought you would go, zero is empty, zero is perfectly blank and accepting.

You are zero, you are empty.

Deep sleep for me now, you are deeply hypnotized.

As someone who likes to be a hypnotist and who likes to be hypnotised, I can tell you that knowing how hypnosis works is not just interesting for hypnotists. Knowledge of hypnosis can also make you a better hypnotic subject.

If you think hypnosis is something you passively undergo, you're wrong. It's your subconscious, your mind doing all of the work. The hypnotist tells you what to feel or imagine, but that doesn't mean you have no say in it. Your mind may refuse to cooperate if you don't understand what to do, or if you really don't want it, because it's still you, no matter how deeply hypnotised. And if you get to know how this process works, you can teach your mind to refine the suggestions and only comply when you think it's appropriate.

When you're hypnotised, it's difficult to think clearly about whether what the hypnotist is telling is actually a good idea, and the hypnotist is using techniques that are designed to get you to just follow along. It may seem impossible to resist, but really it isn't. It's your imagination, you doing all the work. The hypnotist is just sitting there, talking. That kinda breaks the hot illusion that this hypnotist is bending you to their will, I know, and I was disappointed about that too at first.

There is this strange doublethink quality to being hypnotised, it's difficult to describe. When a hypnotist says "Your hands are stuck now, you can not move them at all" some people feel like they really are stuck, while others feel like it's not working and they can still move, when in reality it's both. It's a weird feeling, but it's very useful to become aware of it.

There is a moment, just after a hypnotic trigger, that's magical. Your brain is still processing: "Was that my trigger? Did they really say that? What am I supposed to do again?" It's the same as when the hypnotist asks you to wake up from hypnosis. This is why some people don't wake up when the hypnotist tells them to, because they expect it to happen automatically, when in reality it's up to them to open their eyes. Pay attention to that magical moment, because that's when you can just say: "Nah, not now."

If you can say "Not now", does that mean you'll never be hypnotised again? On the contrary. Responding to the suggestions of the hypnotist, vividly imagining what they tell you to imagine, is an active skill. Practising this skill means becoming better at recognising suggestions and responding to them quickly and intensely. Practise makes perfect and a hypnotist can teach you to become better at responding to suggestion. Or you can practise by yourself, by listening to a file and waking yourself up, or refusing the suggestions, for example.

So, is hypnosis dangerous at all, if you can just refuse? I think the danger of hypnosis lies in ignorance only. An unskilled hypnotist can place a command that doesn't work as intended because they didn't think all the wording through, or a command that gets triggered unintentionally. So this danger can be avoided if you know how to refuse a suggestion. And with experience, you can learn how to adjust suggestions yourself, either to make them work better, or not at all.

If you know how to recognise suggestions and how hypnosis feels, you can never be caught off-guard by an evil hypnotist trying sneaky covert techniques on you. You know how to wake up and how to refuse. Again, danger averted.

The only real danger lies in the moments when you can't make it stop, like if you're new to hypnosis, or if you've been hypnotised so many times that you just can't think straight anymore. In those moments, it's the responsibility of the hypnotist to take care of you, just like it's the responsibility of a Dominant to take care of their partner when they're in subspace. It's wise to negotiate with your partner about these situations before letting it come this far.

There is a grey area called amnesia; hypnosis can be used to forget things. It can be lots of fun to forget certain things for a while, but if you can't remember that you consented to what's happening, things can get iffy. And nonconsensual amnesia can be really unpleasant and difficult to fix. So I recommend you really think about that and negotiate with your partner before trying amnesia.

PSA: (METH USERS) HOW TO PASS URINE Test  with $1!

                                 YES JUST A FREAKING DOLLAR!

+ This works if you follow instructions to a tee, I cannot guarantee results based on your carelessness or body composition. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!

+ I have tested this out before and it works! Works on both INSTANT drug tests or the kind they send away to the laboratory. 

+ TEST THIS AT HOME BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING TESTED WITH YOUR OWN TEST. This method only works if you know hours ahead of time, at least 4 hours but preferably 6 hours. 

+ You will need considerably reduce your dosage for those 6 hours. I recommend trying to stay abstinent for those 4-6 hours but I realize not every one can do that. 

MATERIALS :  

Baking Soda- 2-4 tablespoons Depending on your weight, tolerance, and ect.

64 oz Water -Divided into 2- 32 oz cups. BIG GULPS from 7-11 are PERFECT!

                     Baking Soda- .75 cents + FREE WATER = < $1.00 

I think if you are over 150 LBS- 4 heaping tablespoons is more than enough.

Below 150 LBS - 3 heaping tablespoons is also enough.

SKINNY MINNY PIPE PRINCESSES below 100 LBS- 2 tablespoons is enough. 

     WATER STAYS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT. 

6 HOURS BEFORE TEST- take 32 oz of WATER and half of your baking soda dose and dissolve it in the water. You DRINK THE ENTIRE 32 OZ of WATER in one sitting. 

PEE JUST ONCE IF POSSIBLE BETWEEN 1st batch of water and second.

3 HOURS BEFORE TEST- Drink HALF OF THE REST OF THE WATER/BAKING SODA. 

Pee if needed. 

You can take the other 16 oz of water/BS mix with you when you test since you are going to have to pee once you are there. Drink it right before you get there. 

TAKE DRUG TEST. PASS WITH FLYING COLORS. 

                              “You can thank me now.” - DRAKE

                 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?!?!?- SCIENCE BEHIND IT.

Baking Soda makes an amphetamine or methamphetamine high more potent. It intensifies the effect and can lead to an overdose so don’t take too much baking soda. It will make your high really intense but it’s because you amphetamine plasma levels will be really high as this all happens at the cellular level. Baking soda Is 1 of 2 drugs that make your urine alkaline so amphetamines can’t leave your body thus they remain active, for another 6 hours. Also amphetamines are nearly unchanged and the metabolites that do exist are also amphetamines. Amphetamines can only exert from your body when your urine is acidic <6.0 ph. 

You will have a stomach ache and you will piss out of your asshole. It’s not fun. You will be miserable. But you will stay out of jail, juvy, keep your job or kid. All while smoking meth. Aint life grand?

@daddyissuescam

QUICK FACTS

1. Meth doesn’t cause teeth to rot or people to ‘age’ prematurely. LACK OF SLEEP AND FLUIDS DO! So make sure to drink fluids and get sleep! Meth is no more dangerous to your sleep and dehydration than Adderall, it’s just stigmatized because it’s not sold by the government. In fact, Adderall and street meth are nearly identical and have the same ‘side effects’ of trouble sleeping, dry mouth, etc. This is due to the nature of amphetamines in general and not methamphetamine specifically. Stigmatizing those who’ve used meth as the scum of the Earth without recognizing the dozens of legal, prescribed versions of virtually the exact same thing handed out by MD’s every single day is ridiculous.

2. Meth is no more addictive than Alcohol. Only 15% of people who try meth become addicted. If you’re prone to addiction, stay away from all substances. Meth is not going to magically turn you into a ‘junkie.’  Of the 12.3 million or so Americans who have tried it, less than half a million (3.6 percent) currently use it even as often as once a month. Again, ALL substances, in the hands of someone who is prone to addiction is a bad idea and everything including something as socially acceptable as alcohol can destroy your life. There is not anything specific to meth that turns people who are otherwise not prone to addiction into raving junkies living on the street and turning tricks to get a fix. If you’d like to dispute this, FOLLOW THE LINKS TO THE SOURCES. These are statistical FACTS and whether you like it or not, FACTS prove my point. Feel free to read and RE read the first few sentences of this paragraph as many times as it takes to comprehend.

3. There have been no conclusive studies linking meth to brain damage in human beings.  “The brain imaging literature is replete with a general tendency to characterize any brain differences as dysfunction caused by methamphetamine, even if differences are within the normal range of human variability,”  Columbia neuropsychopharmacologist Carl Hart.

LASTLY. I am not advocating people go do meth. I am providing these facts so that past and present users of meth can be understood as people who do not deserve to be targeted as scum and instantly vilified for choosing a drug that has an unfairly harsh and inaccurate public perception due to the continued misinformation being spread by people who believe a ‘FACES OF METH’ poster to be a fine replacement for statistical and scientific data. There is an effort to dehumanize people who do meth and those who truly DO need our help and understanding to pull themselves out of the sinking hole of addiction are often shunned due to being written off as human trash as soon as anyone hears the word ‘meth.’ This post is my small effort to educate in place of the hate.

http://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2014/02/27/scientist-says-meth-isnt-so-bad-doesnt-even-cause-ugliness-or-tooth-loss

http://www.salon.com/2014/02/22/meth_madness_how_american_medias_drug_hysteria_vilifies_the_poor_partner/

http://reason.com/archives/2014/02/23/meth-myths-exposed

http://theinfluence.org/neuroscientist-meth-is-virtually-identical-to-adderall-this-is-how-i-found-out/

1. We are not stupid, we’re well aware of the damage. We know that what we are doing is killing us. We know that we are hurting people. We are aware of how society sees us. We know.

2. ADDICTION IS NOT ENJOYABLE. We are not “partying” or having a good time. The party ended a long time ago. We’re fucking miserable. Many of these drugs were never party drugs to begin with. It might seem fun and exciting the first week or month, but it quickly becomes a chore.

3. We don’t keep using just because we want to get high all the time. We use to not get sick and just to function normally in our daily lives. After awhile, we’re not thinking “how am I going to get high today?” We’re thinking “how will I be able to get to work today?” And then the reason we relapse is because we can’t remember surviving without it.

4. We have massive amounts of guilt, shame, and low self-esteem. We don’t need to be called “pieces of shit” and “scum junkies” because we already feel that way about ourselves every day!! The disease tells us not to care when we lie to and steal from friends and family. The disease makes us selfish. But we are human and we feel terrible about it. We aren’t psychopaths and are more than capable of feeling remorse. The more selfish acts we engage in, the worse we feel about ourselves. But we compulsively keep dragging ourselves through dirt.

5. It has absolutely nothing to do with you or anyone else. You didn’t cause it, you can’t control it, and you can’t cure it. It is no one’s fault and you did not fail as a sister/brother/mother/father/aunt/grandpa/best friend. When we lie to or steal from you or choose drugs over you, it is nothing personal. It does not mean we don’t still love you. When the disease takes over, it doesn’t necessarily want to hurt you. It just assigns everyone the same value so they are neutral/irrelevant. Someone in active addiction is stuck in a completely internal thought process that completely blocks out the existence of other people.

6. The drug is stronger than love and values like family and friendship and that’s why we’ve chosen it over you. That is the unfortunate truth. That’s why we find a higher power in recovery, because no human power or emotion can fight off the drug on its own.

So I always provide the drugs in my circle of friends and so people always come over and smoke and whatever but I get so offended by some things so I decided to write some smoking etiquette rules.

1. If it’s not your shit make sure who ever provided the drugs gets the first hit.

2. Two hit from the pipe or bong then pass; don’t be greedy.

3. Don’t burn the shit!

4. If someone was nice enough to let you smoke from their piece while they weren’t present make sure you clean the bowl when you are done or don’t smoke the whole bowl.

5. Always Contribute to the smoke sessions. In some way shape or form.

6. If someone tells you they are low on shit stop asking for more.

7. Never take or ask for someone’s last bowl.

8. If you are visiting a friend and smoking say hi to your friend give them a hug catch up before asking for the piece.

9. Do not blow smoke in anyone’s face unless they asked you to.

10. If you don’t know who the pass the piece to and yell “Marco” and whoever says polo first gets the piece next.

Meth is the holy grail of tweakers, a great drug, a great time, but it comes with a lot of other aspects that any user, especially a newbie, should be well aware of before getting into this world.  I am writing this post to spread and encourage the safe and proper use of meth, because the right way is fantastic and the wrong way sucks. 

ROA: there are 4 actual ways to ingest meth, some people prefer certain ways, but i intend for my readers to at least try three of the four ways.

1.SMOKING: A sack of meth usually comes in the form of many very small crystals (almost powder), with bigger crystals among them. When it comes to smoking, you want the bigger crystals, because they don’t burn as quick, therefore you waste less. Put a crystal in your pookie, make sure its at the bottom, and slowly (but with rhythm) twist it with your fingers back and forth, (not even that much) while keeping the flame under, but barely or not touching the glass. Just put the flame close while to get a crystal burning (if it’s powdery, don’t let the flame touch at all that would burn the shit.) Then slowly suck in the smoke. People who lack tolerance should exhale immediately after their done hitting.  Basically, you never want to end up with soot on your pipe, that means you went too close.  Now, one fat hit is a pretty recreational dose, a newbie would be just fine with one, maybe two spread out hits.  IMPORTANT: the thing about smoking is that it takes about 10 minutes to realize how high you are, so it’s very easy to overdo it.   Take ten-fifteen minutes between hits if your doing a lot.   

TIP–NEVER LET THE FLAME TOUCH THE HOLE AT THE TOP OF THE POOK!  METH AND FIRE DO NOT MIX!!

2. SNORTING: This is personally my favorite way.  You can use the powdery shit for this. I usually will snort half a dimebag at once, but a newbie can simply pull out a mid sized crystal out of their 20 sack and snort that, or do a keybump.    You must crush it completely into powder to snort it, or it’s gonna fuck your nose up.   Take a credit card and crush the desired amount into powder.  I find that meth gets stuck in most surfaces, so i usually just crush it between two cards.  After. put it on the table and make a line.  If your doing a fat line, you can split it in two and suck up one right after the other to minimize burn.    Remember to wait at least five minutes to redose, so you don’t overdo it. Snorting gives a great head change, and yeah, it burns, but it’s a great burn.

TIP–WATER IS YOUR SECOND FUEL. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS HAVE WATER WITH YOU WHILE TWEAKING!

3.INJECTING: This form of ingesting is the most intense, however, you come down faster and harder! Not to mention it is the only sure fire way to feel withdrawals quickly. It’s something i recommend doing once a week max, it can get risky if you surpass that.  I’m going to leave preparation out of this atm, but if you decide to shoot up, make sure you got someone who knows what they are doing, and make sure you’ve seen them successfully shoot (not missing, no cotton fever, good confidence, and still hands) before having them do it to you.   Anyway, injecting usually (depending on the quality) will give you an intense rush involving the “bell”, a distinct buzzing, a unique type of nausea and intense euphoria. Every 10 mills. is a benchmark.  A newbie would be fine with a “dime” (10 mills.), then after shooting two or three times (CLOSE TOGETHER, WITHIN THE SAME WEEK), the newbie can graduate to a “dub” (20 mills.)   I highly discourage going past 30 mills. as more would just raise your tolerance and cause addiction. Personally, i do not enjoy injecting by itself, it’s too short lived.  However, if you smoke 20-30 minutes after the shot, you won’t come down so fast, and your high will be amazing!!  Always be careful though, it is very easy to OD on meth while shooting up, so don’t try to overdo it. If you OD, you will get awful withdrawal like side effects, or you’ll just pass out, or die. 

4. PILLS/PARACHUTING: The most medical method to use meth, you can either get vitamin capsules from a store (just dump the vitamin out and put the shit in) or just wrap a dose in tissue or toilet paper (make sure its completely covered, or it could burn your stomach, which isn;t bad, but hurts) and just swallow it.  I’d suggest a newbie go with a five sack at once. It will take around 30 minutes to kick in, but will last much longer.   

                 SAFETY: Meth is a very unpredictable drug, which means that anyone who is new to it needs to do it right to not risk disaster. Here are some simple steps to guide anyone the right way.

ENVIRONMENT: If you are new to this drug, you will want to do it around good, trustworthy friends, preferably in a house where no one would care. Remember to not overdo it if your by yourself. Don’t be in a position where you would have to get emotionally involved in anything. BE HAPPY!  that is very important, being optimistic can turn the comedown into something decent and keep you from looking like a tweaker. Also, GUM, you will want gum for two reasons: because tweaking makes your jaw shake, (a telltale tweaker sign) and tweaking makes you chew the fuck out of your tongue. Gum will resolve both these issues.  Most people don’t seem to get dialated eyes on speed for very long, but if that makes you sketch, sunglasses will do the trick. If you cannot find friends to tweak around, just make sure you have something to do, that will keep you well busy.  I’m talking like, making music or working on a computer, nothing extra physical. 

TIP–NEVER EVER EVER MIX ANY STIMULANT WITH ANY PSYCADELIC!!!!  THEY DON’T MIX, THEY CAUSE A VERY INTENSE AND PAINFUL REACTION IN YOUR BODY THAT CAN PERMENANTLY FUCK UP YOUR RESPIRATORY AND CADIOVASCULAR SYSTEMS! TRUST ME, THIS IS FIRST HAND!

BINGING: Here’s where it’s very important to be careful.  The decent (euphoria, confidence, ect.) effects of meth only last two consecutive days.  Going past that is very unhealthy and basically pointless, but, i’ve done it, so i have advice to all the all week tweakers as well.  First off, WATER!  if you are binging (or just doing meth at all) you NEED water.  Since Meth dehydrates you by using water as energy, water is your second fuel, especially if your binging!  Keep a water bottle at all times while tweaking, and sip it at least every ten-fifteen minutes.  You will feel much better. Secondly, is SLEEP.  People have a tendency to neglect sleep while tweaking.  Thats fine on a normal day or a 1-2 day binge, but if your regularly using Shit, you NEED to teach your body to sleep while high.  You can do it, it’s not hard.  Sleeping during a binge is far healthier for your heart and it prevents psychosis.  Thirdly, FOOD!  You may not know it, but going a day spun out, not hungry, not eating is hard on your body.  Just like sleeping, on a binge, or with regular use, you NEED to teach yourself to eat while on Meth.  I know, it’s hard, you don’t feel like it, but your body needs it, and it will make your trip a world better than what it could be.      IMPORTANT!!: DO NOT BINGE MORE THAN FIVE-SIX DAYS!,  you are risking serious damage to your body (heart) and even death if you go that far.  1-2 days, perfect. Also, KEEP BINGING TO ONCE A MONTH AT MOST!   Lastly, moderate your Shit use.   Don’t use more than a half gram total when binging.   If your binge is longer than 2 days, the same rule applies, half gram.   DON’T SHOOT UP after the first day of your binge, if at all.   It’s risky, and either way, you’ll pay for it after. On a binge, you want to spread out your hits as much as you can.  Binging is not about getting as spun as you can in a matter of minutes, it’s about staying up for a lengthy period of time, the better you understand that, the funner time you’ll have and healthier you will be.                       

TIP–METH WILL MAKE YOU EXTREMELY HORNY, WHETHER YOU ARE BINGING, COMING DOWN, OR TAKING YOUR FIRST HIT.   WHILE BINGING, MAKE SURE THOSE HORNY THOUGHTS AND PORNOS DON’T KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT.  THAT CAN HAPPEN VERY EASILY.

COMEDOWN: Now, the comedown is a very integral part of tweaking. How bad it is depends on your use. It is when your brain is coping with the loss dopamine and regeneration. Symptoms are depression, anger, irritability, anxiety, and insomnia. The good and bad parts come in waves, however, so you will feel bad, then euphoric, until you are sober. Meth, in my opinion, has a very light and controllable comedown IF you’ve only done a normal dose.   Propylhexedrine (Benzedrex) is farrr worse, the worst amphetamine comedown.  Anyway, theres no real need to worry if you only snorted a line or took a couple hits. However, if        you’ve been doing it all day, shot up, or are binging, you will want a  benzo for the comedown. Xanax, ativan, ambien, valium or klonopin will do.  I suggest taking a Xanny bar as soon as you decide the comedown sucks.   Weed and alcohol work amazing for the comedown as well if you don’t have benzos.   IMPORTANT!!: Remember to not give in to the temptation of using more when you feel the comedown.   Just remember that it really isn’t bad, and focus on getting downers. A comedown off a binge will be much worse than a day sesh, obviously, but as long as you don’t shoot up, the comedown should be mellow.

CRASH: The crash is the intense part of any binge.  Not as bad as comedown or withdrawal, you just feel extremely tired and burnt. This is when all the loss of energy, sleep, ect. catches up.   You can use benzos if you want, alcohol would work too, but weed is by far the best substance to use on a crash, it provides a unique high that isn’t bad at all. You can take melatonin pills and camamille tea to help with your crash. Just make sure you sleep as soon as you feel that super tired, dead feeling hits, staying up or doing shit during the crash is a very bad idea.   

TIP–One sure fire thing that has worked for my crashes is my friend’s psych meds, Clozapine.  YOU ONLY NEED 1/8 OF THE PILL!!!  That will knock you the fuck out fast, that shit is strong.   Don’t go past that, Clozapine is extremely easy to OD on.

WITHDRAWAL: Once you get past the crash of a binge (or go cold turkey off heavy use), you will feel withdrawal. Your body has gotten very used to having Meth in it’s system and it wants more.  This is the real test of will for most tweakers.  Withdrawals are no big deal if you just went hard the day before, but if you have been binging, that is quite a different story. They are non lethal, but symptoms include anxiety, despair, depression, sleeplessness, hypertension, compulsive twitching, HEAVY heartbeat and heavy breathing.  A benzo is your best bet.  Weed works too, BUT make sure it is SATIVA, not indica. Indica will fuck with your hypertension, sativa is prime for withdrawals though. They will last 1 to 3 days depending on how hard you were going.   IMPORTANT!! NEVER LET YOUR BODY GO INTO WITHDRAWALS AND THEN HIT METH!!   THIS WILL BRING THE WITHDRAWALS BACK WAYYYY WORSE!!  Opiates, hands down are the best for curing meth withdrawal. If you get dope, opi pills or some flip, you’ll be just fine.     

TIP–NEVER SMOKE CIGARETTES DURING WITHDRAWAL!!  They will fuck with your hypertension BIG TIME!  

AFTERMATH: After coming off a binge, you’ll have to decide if your going to stop doing shit for awhile, or keep going.  That is up to you if you came off a one or two day binge, but any longer than that, TAKE A BREAK.   The issues i’m addressing in this paragraph are the long term and stereotypical values people hold to meth. 

LONG TERM USE: Meth can be used on a regular basis healthily if certain rules are followed. I don’t recommend any sort of consistancy with meth use, but it can be used medicinally, therupedicly, and as a work tool, so it’s not a big deal.  If using regularly (or if in the middle of a binge) watch your hygiene.  It’s easy to forget to shower or change your clothes when spun out. Also, BRUSH YOUR TEETH if you smoke it.  Meth is a chemical, it will wear at your teeth if used too much, but good oral hygiene will offset that.                 Another important rule is CHANGE UP THE ROA. Smoke it one day, snort it the next, parachute the next, shoot the next, for example.  Meth is a chemical, whatever orefice you use it a lot on, it will wear at, (teeth, nose, veins, ect.) but if you change it up, your body will thank you.  Below are examples of healthy ways to use regularly.         And for the record, the below recommendations are far healthier with no shooting at all, but some people gotta shoot, so i’m putting in my healthiest recommendation.

LIGHT USE(20 sack a week or less NO SHOOTING) This would be for newbies, or people who stick to the drug medicinally (i am not counting recreational users as regular users)  Smoking a bowl or two every day is perfect for those who lack tolerance.  Veteran users may not realize this, but a single decent hit of meth will get a person spun out for hours. A light user should spread thier dime bag or dub every other day through the week, unless they have scheduled work or something, but a couple days off a week are important.  After a MONTH of use, there should be a two week to month session of sobriety before coming back.

MODERATE USE(20-40 sack a week OCCASIONAL SHOT, once a week AT MOST) People who buy this much are more into it, usually have jobs they want to get through, or are just plain habitual users. This amount should not be used to binge AT ALL, but used every other day, BEFORE the evening, so you can sleep every night.  After a month or two of use, there should be AT LEAST 2 weeks off, preferrably a month or two off, but a short break is just fine.

RECOMMENDED HEAVY USE(60 sack or more a week, SHOT LIMIT TWICE IN A WEEK, WITH SOME WEEKS OFF)  As far as my opinion goes, this is way to much to fuck with on a regular basis, so it’s not too healthy, but there’s no reason you can’t be a heavy user and get the most out of it.  DON’T use every day.   Take at least one day off a week, two days every other week.  With use this heavy, a given user should keep benzos around just in case they have an off day and need to chill or sleep.   Try never to use in the evening unless you can sleep through your high. After two months, take as much time off as possible, it is a good idea to find another drug to fuck with while your body recovers, minimum 2 weeks. Keep in mind, i am assuming that a “heavy” user can handle his shit (life, emotions, ect.) while high. If yout going past light use and at the same time you notice people being hostile or different,   and things just aren’t going right, that is a sign to cut back or quit.  Keep an eye on how the drug affects you.

STIGMA: Meth has a fat stigma attatched to it, and while it is an exaggerated stigma, part of it is very much legit. Just follow the basics of this guide and there is nothing to worry about, but in any case, time to address these issues.    Yes, people can and do lead normal lives being meth users. It’s all moderation, additionally, contrary to popular belief, meth itself doesn’t do SHIT to your brain cells, not directly.  People lose brain cells from not sleeping, not using meth, so make sure to get some z’s on an overnight tweak sesh. Other than that, make sure you have decent hygiene and aren’t an asshole to your friends while tweaking.  And that’s that, it really isn’t some super drug, its simply a dopamine releaser, a marvel of science

MEDICINAL USE: More so than ritalin or adderall, a conveniant side effect of meth is that is destroys adhd, and makes people focus. It can be used at school or work at low doses (non-recreational).  Smoking and snorting while at a public place can be a pain, so parachute that shit, that is the most medicinal form, as it takes 30 to kick in and the high is light but long lasting. Meth is also a great replacement for coffee if your reallyyy tired, or not even!

TIP–DON’T MIX COFFEE WITH METH OR ANY OTHER STIMULANT!  AWFUL HIGH, FEELS LIKE DEATH

TWEAKERS: Meth users are a whole community of people who have one thing in common; Meth! Tweakers i know are usually very chill, and anyone who really digs Shit will have to amass a group of tweaker homies eventually. While they can be moochers, you will recieve good things when you least expect them if you are cool or shoot them an occasional bowl or shot. Just mind the ones who are having thier comedown or crash days and be a pal, they could always use some handouts or someone just to chill with.

1. We are not stupid, we’re well aware of the damage. We know that what we are doing is killing us. We know that we are hurting people. We are aware of how society sees us. We know.

2. ADDICTION IS NOT ENJOYABLE. We are not “partying” or having a good time. The party ended a long time ago. We’re fucking miserable. Many of these drugs were never party drugs to begin with. It might seem fun and exciting the first week or month, but it quickly becomes a chore.

3. We don’t keep using just because we want to get high all the time. We use to not get sick and just to function normally in our daily lives. After awhile, we’re not thinking “how am I going to get high today?” We’re thinking “how will I be able to get to work today?” And then the reason we relapse is because we can’t remember surviving without it.

4. We have massive amounts of guilt, shame, and low self-esteem. We don’t need to be called “pieces of shit” and “scum junkies” because we already feel that way about ourselves every day!! The disease tells us not to care when we lie to and steal from friends and family. The disease makes us selfish. But we are human and we feel terrible about it. We aren’t psychopaths and are more than capable of feeling remorse. The more selfish acts we engage in, the worse we feel about ourselves. But we compulsively keep dragging ourselves through dirt.

5. It has absolutely nothing to do with you or anyone else. You didn’t cause it, you can’t control it, and you can’t cure it. It is no one’s fault and you did not fail as a sister/brother/mother/father/aunt/grandpa/best friend. When we lie to or steal from you or choose drugs over you, it is nothing personal. It does not mean we don’t still love you. When the disease takes over, it doesn’t necessarily want to hurt you. It just assigns everyone the same value so they are neutral/irrelevant. Someone in active addiction is stuck in a completely internal thought process that completely blocks out the existence of other people.

6. The drug is stronger than love and values like family and friendship and that’s why we’ve chosen it over you. That is the unfortunate truth. That’s why we find a higher power in recovery, because no human power or emotion can fight off the drug on its own.

The worst part, about being a drug addict, is that you know you’re a drug addict. You know, all your excuses are bullshit. You know, when it’s your addiction talking, not you. You know, you’re hurting those around you. You know, you need help. You know, you’re lost. You know, you’re lying to yourself.

Nobody, sets out to be an addict. You just, wake up on day, as an addict.