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Love Begins
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Hiii! I'm opening commissions~ 🌟
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I ABSOLUTELYYYY love a good crack pairing and liugrace is so fun. Also I love your art style
Awwww thank you , nonnie ! 🥹🥰 And yes, liugrace is fun.
I love seeing the LQG x Grace stuff on my dash makes me very happy
I'm glad! They make me giddy too 💕
More of my "Put Liu Qingge in the PHM universe" agenda. I head canon that Rocky and LQG take turns being the rage baiter and the rage baited.
Grace needed to put them in time out.
(liugrace anon) okay but like i love that for them??? grace and rocky and The New Guy. i am getting your brainworm also lol
Nyehehehe brain worms are very contagious afterall 😌 I'm glad to have shared them with you ! ☺️💗

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grace/lqg shipping: is this a translation matrix thing or is this Grace And Rocky Really Quick Learn Mandarin statement. Equally who the FUCK did lqg fight that his ass went to space after.
I'd like to imagine that grace did his tech hocus pocus on the laptop to maybe allow for three-way translation. And after a bit, Grace sort of just learns as he goes (it might have helped that Grace picked up a bit of Mandarin from Yao before they got launched into space). As for Liu Qingge, he's actually a smart cookie and learns English rather quickly ((thanks to Grace being a good teacher)). Needless to say, the first few weeks of being together were rough. Tons of miscommunication abound!
Again, this is a lot of maybes. I just really find it funny to mix them together because of my prev post hehe
As for how LQG got yeeted into space the first place - this is when OG! LQG dies of a qi deviation. Instead of passing on or something, the universe decides to make him Ryland Grace's problem (as if he already didn't have enough lol ). How exactly he ended up in the Hail Mary however...it would be very funny if Grace and Rocky just found a random guy floating in space and took him in 😆
Got inspired by this post. Liugrace brain worms be living in my head rent free now. Yes, it doesn't make sense and it doesn't have to. It is what it is lol
my friend sent me two instagram posts that actually changed the way i think forever. does anyone else fuck with liu qingge svsss x ryland grace phm because right now they are genuinely my otp. i feel insane.
can i deviously post this on tumblr too ahahahahahaha
song - photograph by ed sheeran media - project hail mary
Amaze amaze amaze 🥹
This wonderful fic by @particle90272 brought me out of hiding and made me dust off my Tumblr account lolol. Just finished book 1 and I just wanna hdbdnsnsnnsks-- it's so gooddd

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After almost two days... I got ✨her✨ Froakie was my first starter in my XY playthrough like a decade ago, so it made me really really incandescently happy to find her 🤧🥹
I guess even the bad days weren't so bad because I had you.
one of my favorite things about scum villain fics is that everyone is gleefully willing to be lazy and silly and blame it on airplane
don't want to come up with a monster? just use a kaiju. airplane was rewatching toku stuff that week. what a hack.
came up with a monster but can't come up with a good name? just describe it and say airplane was lazy naming it. what a hack.
otoh come up with something legitimately cool and throw it in, and then you can have airplane going, "ah, that was a good one, wasn't it?" or cucumber going "what a waste!"
either way is fun!
When in doubt, just blame it on airplane 👍👍
what if shen twins but they're more gremlin coded (they're each other's enabler)
SJ : let's see if they cry in public. I want their shame to pass down at least three generations.
SY : done. god, i love it when we collaborate.
I made a little ficlet about their dynamic in SY's POV under the cut ~ ✨ (nobody dies, everyone is well adjusted. Sort of. Binghe is a good kid)
People in Cang Qiong Mountain Sect brace themselves at the sound of our footsteps. It’s honestly rude. We haven’t even done anything—yet.
I say “we” because it’s always we.
Me and my brother, my ge, Shen Qingqiu.
Yes. That Shen Qingqiu. Peak Lord of Qing Jing, Lord of the pretty robes and prettier sneering, Professional bitch face with a tongue sharp enough to slice egos in half.
And me? Shen Yuan. Wandering cultivator, sometimes Hall Master ? (on Tuesdays), beast enthusiast (on Thursdays), and the reason why gege remembers to hydrate.
We’re what you call…a package deal. And for some inexplicable reason, despite years of training, cultivation, etiquette lectures, and embroidered sleeves—we are still street rats in spirit.
Graceful ones.
Deadly ones.
But street rats, nonetheless.
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“Shizun, Shen Yuan-xiansheng is here again…”
“I know,” Qing Jing Peak’s head disciple says, his voice trembling slightly, “I felt a disturbance in the air.”
That’s me, by the way. The disturbance. But in Jiu-ge’s speak it means: ‘my favorite person in the world’. I arrived this morning with a bag full of his favorite sweets as an offering.
Anyway, the moment I step foot on Qing Jing Peak, a flock of junior disciples gather like hungry pigeons. Asking if I got anything for them. I did, and distributed the goods evenly. The little ones thanked me with a smile.
“Why do you do this,” comes a smooth, dry voice from above me, and there he is. My twin. My brother. My trauma-bonded enabler.
Shen Qingqiu, in all his immaculate, smugly-suffering glory, descending like an immortal crane who secretly wants to murder every single member of his own sect.
Aaand...the disciples scattered.
“You’re distracting them,” he informed me with graceful a flick of his fan, covering the lower half of his face. “Surely you aren't that incompetent to send word of your arrival ahead of time.”
“I missed you,” I say, and it’s not even a lie.
He gives me a long-suffering look, as if he isn’t ten seconds away from inviting me into the bamboo house for tea.
He huffed and turned, walking up the path to the bamboo house. He didn't need to tell me to follow.
We are both, you see, dramatic little bastards.
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Here’s the thing about surviving childhood as orphans on the streets: you learn fast. How to lie. How to cheat. How to get back in ways that don’t always draw blood but do leave very long-lasting emotional scars.
Shen Jiu—sorry, Shen Qingqiu—leaned into elegance and severity like it could hold his soul together. I leaned into chaos and charm. But under the silk and the sect titles and our frankly excessive skincare routines, we are still those same boys who used to steal buns and bite anyone who looked at us funny.
It just hurts less when you're dressed in a small fortune’s worth of layered brocade.
Let me be clear: We may not always start fights.
But we finish them.
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The Luo Binghe Incident™ happens on a Wednesday.
Of course.
Because that’s the day I’m technically not employed.
“Your disciple is a little…” I make a vague wiggly motion with my fingers. “Murder-curious.”
“He’s fine,” Qingqiu says, brushing imaginary dust off his sleeve.
“Qingqiu.”
“He’s a Qing Jing disciple,” he replies, with the tone of a parent whose child just broke a priceless vase and insists it was an experiment in gravity. “Curiosity is encouraged.”
“He asked me if there are any repercussions in pushing Ming Fan off the side of the mountain.”
“Boys will be boys.”
“He’s surveying the highest drop in the peak as we speak.”
My brother pauses.
“…I will have a talk with him.”
“This is your fault,” I point out, sipping my osmanthus wine. “You told him emotional repression is what good cultivators do.”
“It is,” he insists.
Our gazes meet. A pause.
We both burst out laughing.
It’s loud, obnoxious, and utterly improper for cultivators of our stature. A group of sect elders walk by and quickly divert their gaze, pretending they do not see the Shen twins losing their minds over emotionally-repressed murder disciples.
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They say Cang Qiong is a place of discipline and refinement, a sanctuary of spiritual pursuit.
It is also a place where Shen Qingqiu once roasted another Peak Lord’s fashion sense so ruthlessly in open court that the man left cultivation altogether and became a monk because he insulted my intelligence.
And where I, Shen Yuan, once accidentally seduced the entire visiting delegation from Huan Hua Palace for fun and then accidentally stole some of their stuff because they questioned my brother's honor.
Not because I’m petty.
But because trauma.
(And because I am petty.)
We don’t talk about feelings much, my brother and I. But we show up. We support each other’s schemes. We hold each other’s grudges like gold. He once broke into a noble household’s vault as a kid just because some lordling kicked me down. I once challenged an arrogant cultivator to a duel for laughing at his birth name.
(“Shen Jiu” is off-limits. Only I can call him that, and only when I’m feeling extremely clingy. Which is often.)
We are...unwell. But we are immaculate.
My brother walks with the poise of a man who has survived too much and now only tolerates beauty, discipline, and me. He drinks tea like it’s an art form. He punishes enemies by bankrupting their families and then sending them condolence letters on fancy paper.
Me? I flirt. I dance. I scheme. I gossip. But when gege lifts his fan and I draw my sword—we are terrifying.
But I promise, we are also kind. Qi-ge can vouch for us!
We just have…a very intense way of showing it.
😂😂😂😭

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All of Binghe's muscles are for hugging shizun 💪
I love fics where Shen Jiu is out there minding his own business when he accidentally finds a pitiful baby Shen Yuan lying around and he's immediately like "oh shit guess I'm a dad now"
I love seeing him slowly learning to love and be loved....❤️🩹