Feels-Before-Wheels

me having a depressive episode

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

the CDC @ all of us

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

do you think Jesus ever got asked to work for exposure

That’s when he turned water into wine.

This is incredible. Amazing work, @thepixarist​!

any1 wanna venmo me two hundos so i can get some platform docs. please help me im five foot three

all of you are hypocrites. short king this and manlet boyfriend that. and when a short king is in need of help what do you do. nothing. you laugh as the jester jingles in the court of a 5 foot 8 inch and above world. your allyship is performative and i am taking notes

Very few instances do we recognize history written before our eyes. This is one of those instances.

Hungarian art