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Koby Week Day 6!
This one has been out for a while but I forgot to place it here xD
Today I went with the prompt AU. Specifically, a Marineford AU where the pirates are a lot more ruthless and terrifying, especially from a cadet's perspective!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I hope you enjoy!
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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
World Heritage Post
Miyara the sea king suddenly stills mid-transport before rumbling, as if answering a call.
[Fee Ledger peers over from where she’s sitting on her friend's head.]
Miyara? Is it just me or does the ocean feel more awake than before?
-@fee-ledger
[ the grandline hums, a resonating sound that leaves humans' heads ringing. children of the seas, however, hear the messages clear as day ]
..your human backpack is rather aware of these sorts of things, child
She knows your call, to some extend. She is from that North Blue island that seems determined to make land out of water.
Apparently they succeeded? Those waters are not the ones from which I hail, and not the ones where she and I met.
Are you and the red like friends or foes?
the..red line? one day She will be torn down to rubble beneath Me, and I will bite into Her rose flesh and drink Her ruby blood ...so no, We are not friends. not at all.
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
I have only seen screenshots of this post, an ancient text…
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I got my first few days of artfight done :D
@whoslink
@pinkelotjeart
@crypt1dcorv1dae
It's been really fun participating in artfight!
Now, these attacks were made in about one day. But for the last two years, I've had a small back and forth with @vintagefrog and so for the past few days I've been working on my largest artfight attack yet. It should (hopefully) be done sometime today/tomorrow and I'm really excited to see how it turns out >:D
@koby-official has gone missing, trying to find him to help @kukribrat , since he seemingly left the ship.
Which honestly, where could someone like him even go?
I mean maybe he finally found out where Law's submarine is. If you can't find him on the ship or in the ocean, the next option would be under the waves.
Although I feel like there'd be more fighting happening if those two are nearby.
Typical science teacher behavior
Genuinely why do so many people want to KIDNAP me? What if we were all normal about me instead and didn’t do that.
another one of me? what… are you an EXPERIMENT?!
(~ @marinemischief , a koby blog who did NOT know you existed 😭)
Huh?! I was here first, so..maybe your the experiment..? You look exactly like me..but I’m me..
( DONT WORRY we can share there are like 5 luffys and two laws and two coras )
I think.. i think it’s you! You’re the clone!
…what do we do..?
Maybe we’re from different universes?! I have memories, so…I can’t be a clone!
..Can we be friends..?
I think the qeustion of if Helmeppo could tell if you were replaced is becoming realll relevant right now
kidnap the other guy, why does it have to be me!? i have enough going on!!!!!
YOU CANT POSSIBLY GET US BOTH
My question is: How does Pinky not have a wanted poster at this point. Kidnapping is illegal, right? Or are pink-haired marine captains an exception to that rule? Does he have diplomatic immunity somehow?
And no, "the red dragon" on that wanted poster definitely isn’t Pinky. That's a dragon. I have no idea what you're talking about.
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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
The Beast that Bothers
Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌
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1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago
2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.
I finally finished updating my reference sheets for the informant trio for Artfight!
Here we have Chara Asai, main fighter and the one who goes out for the dealings. Her ability is to create forcefields.
Then we have Zero, who handles the digital side of things and can go into cyberspace.
And finally, we have Siren who deals with infiltration.
I'm very happy with how they turned out!
And now that my references are updated, I can start attacking >:D
If you'd like to fight me on artfight, here ya go!
An art gifting game
not she berry or he berry but no berry
and that is berry good
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Does anyone have this picture
But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title
I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it
This image?
YES
PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)
+ bonus italian navy vessel
Road cone sighting!
Watch the background as the dumpster passes in front of a brick wall after the "private property" sign, telephone pole, and tractor-trailer.
~Your voices
Their voices~
~all wonderfully wacky voices~
...Yet no one could hear your cries
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