Huh what was that? Why am I not eating? Well because this whole thing is full of black olives and you know how much I hate those. I know you tried to warn me but I didnβt expect there to be this much.
Actually, can you just eat this for me? You know I donβt like sending things back. Itβs my fault for ordering it anyway. No I donβt want to swap. Iβm not in the mood for steak.
Oh, god. The liqueur in this tiramisu is so strong, and itβs so big. I canβt eat this if Iβm meant to drive back. I know that you think itβs fine, but I canβt hold my alcohol as well as you, big [guy/girl].
Can you finish it for me? I know Iβve only had two bites of food all night but that hasnβt left me starving, silly. Speaking of, are you still hungry? We can get some coffee or sorbet as a palette cleanser before we leave. Yeah letβs do that, it sounds fun!
What are you, a memory bank? How can you possibly remember that I donβt like sorbet. Well maybe Iβll like this sorbet. Not all sorbets are the same, babe.
Ugh, youβre right. I donβt like sorbet. Finish it off for me again? Thank you, baby.
Youβre looking a lil full there. Maybe itβs time to leave. Iβll go pay, you go out to the car, hereβs the keys.
There we go, all paid for! Oh, and I got some tiramisus to take home with us. Tuck in, but leave me a little bit, okay?
β¦You ate all of it? Couldnβt stop? Oh, dear, you look ready to burst. Poor [boy/girl/baby]. Well, you should have stopped yourself! Silly thing.
Thatβs okay. Itβs not like I needed the extra calories anyway. Iβm glad you enjoyed. <3
