Awoo

POV you are the executor of my estate and you’ve just hit play on my video will

Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies

Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

go to hell david

Metal Gear is ruined

i threw up in my mouth

Fuck off Karp!! You fuckin

idk what y’all nerds are talking about but i’d let him piss in my asshole

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

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@jackalspine

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed