Tragically, nothing.

i’ve seen this so many times and it just fucking gets funnier every single time it comes back. this is humor at its fuckign finest nothing else can ever top this

I’m going to kill mark zuckerberg for, among other things, being the most swagless creature on the planet. how you have all this money but you can’t dress yourself?? take off those ugly gray shirts and wear some fucking heron preston….. some fucking balenciaga. take a fucking trip to barneys and get your clout up you imbecile

the rich have all this money but they torture us by not even using it well. mark, your days are fucking numbered buddy

can we stop ridiculing taylor swift whenever she comes out with something new cause all the criticism that gets thrown at her is mostly rooted in misogyny and misogynistic jargon; women don’t need to tear other women down, by doing this we contribute to society’s hatred of the haha im just kidding but this sounds like some shit someone on here would say right

im not gay but….. lightning mcqueen is kinda cute

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?