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you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Not to sound like hello kitty but eating cookies with your friends is lowkey a vibe

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

cookies is a performance enhancing drug for happiness