FeatherPhoenix

｡‧˚ʚ Pokémon Trainer Dazai ɞ˚‧｡ —affectionate menace edition

thinking about Dazai as a trainer who absolutely refuses to battle properly— —but still somehow wins anyway. Like. On paper? He’s a disaster. ✶ never shows up on time ✶ forgets he’s in the middle of a match ✶ gives commands that sound like he’s joking ✶ looks like he’s about to forfeit at any second ✶Half the time he’s just standing there like he wandered into the wrong gym by accident. And yet—his win record is obscene. Because Dazai doesn’t battle head-on. He studies. Not just Pokémon types—but people. Patterns. Habits. Timing. Hesitation. By the time a match starts, he’s already figured out: ✶ which Pokémon you’ll open with ✶ when you panic-switch ✶ what move you rely on when you’re cornered. So his commands sound lazy, offhand, almost careless— —but they land exactly where they need to. And his team? Oh. His team is weird. Not in a strongest meta picks way. In a why do these Pokémon listen to him? way. (more on that later) And then there’s the way he treats Gym Leaders. He doesn’t respect the system. Doesn’t care about badges. Sometimes he wins and just… doesn’t take it. Leaves the badge sitting there like it never mattered. Except for one gym. He always shows up on time for that one… Bonus dialog because i refuse to be normal about them: Chuuya: You’re… actually early? Dazai: How rude. I can be punctual when I want to. Chuuya: You don’t even collect badges. Dazai: Correct. Chuuya: Then why— Dazai: Because I like seeing you annoyed. Chuuya: I’m banning you. Dazai: You've been saying that for years. A beat: And yet—you still haven’t figured out how to beat me. Chuuya: … Dazai: Or stop me coming back. Chuuya’s glare sharpens—something quieter underneath it, something worse: Keep talking and I’ll make sure you don’t leave the arena. Dazai: Mm, you can try. Soft, almost amused: But you won't. Chuuya: … Send your cat bastards out. You're finished.

More BSD x Pokemon bainrot to be found here! Because apparently there's a masterlist now... (help)

yes hi in case anyone didnt know where ive been the last week; uhm England.

i had the absolute best time and i am still sad i had to go home even though i missed my cats dearly. i also miss my friends a lot already so ;;;;

Oh dear, looks like Tinyya isn't having a good day

Awh, that's sweet, sometimes you just need a good hug

Tinyzais, now isn't a great time for shenanigans

But a great one for a group hug <3

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Happy Valentine's day!!

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like… i don’t wanna be that person but be for real?? likes are cute and all but they do nothing for creators. ZERO. NADA. a reblog is literally the oxygen mask keeping this blue hellsite alive. you say you “love” a fic, an edit, a gifset? then BABES… reblog it. boost it. let it breathe.

half the time creators are out here pouring their entire soul, spine, AND three vertebrae into something just for it to get 200 likes and 3 reblogs, two of which are their own. that’s why people stop posting. that’s why fandoms feel empty. content doesn’t magically fall from the sky — it comes from people who feel seen.

and i promise you: reblogging is free. it costs you like 0.2 seconds and suddenly you’re personally responsible for keeping a whole fandom alive. congrats!! so yeah. if you like something? reblog it. scream in the tags. yell. keyboard smash. put sparkles. do whatever. just don’t let creators feel like they’re shouting into a void.

reblogs feed creators. reblogs keep fandoms thriving. reblogs literally save lives (okay maybe not literally but u get it).

WIP WEDNESDAY WHO CHEERED