Nikolas

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

- I realized its been atleast 2 weeks since I've drawn Windy critter, and I know some folks like her... but um... it appears she's a sea lion this time.

But, he's been getting too much attention lately, tourists are flocking to him to the point where authorities are considering euthanizing him if he becomes a danger.

I'd like it if you'd sign this petition to get Tazamania's local government where he lives to instate a non-lethal management plan to ensure his safety:

"The issue with Neil (whom I love btw) is that he is still a growing juvenile. He will grow to be a 4-tonne adult male who will fight what's around him because that is his natural behaviour (he is already practice sparring)

He comes on land in a populated area. If he starts to break fences and endanger people and pets on their own properties (or takes too much more of an interest in the nearby fuel station!) then something will need to be done.

He can't be redirected because he will keep coming back more pissed off as that is his territory

He can't go to a sea life place because people will cry it's cruel

He can't be relocated to a colony because he wouldn't have a fair chance at survival since he hasn't had the necessary social interactions and couldn't defend himself against stronger males. Also the issue of bird flu.

If/when he becomes a real danger he will need a proper management plan (which I wouldn't count on because local governments couldn't manage a BBQ)"

Everybody loves him, but we need to be real about how to manage him and that is why these facts need to be discussed