I’ll literally cancel plans just to stay at home and do nothing

Is Denny’s even advertising anymore

We sell pancakes

Good job, Denny’s

He has been contained

But for how long

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

To all of my california friends who can’t miss fireflies because they haven’t ever seen them.

^ what? do they not have fireflies in CA??????????

Nope! They don’t really live west of the rockies.  The first time I saw them in Ohio, I thought I was hallucinating.

you know when you realize and you just.. Realize

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.

Nice to see that this is a thing that transcends all cultures.

Palm trees don’t even have hands

Why do moms over share things about your life to people who don’t matter