Everything is Wrong

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

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natasha romanoff // ace 

tested out some new brushes with Bucky. I can’t help but to paint his long eyelashes hohoho :> 

jokeritadoodle

tested out some new brushes with Bucky. I can’t help but to paint his long eyelashes hohoho :> 

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

Birth Month:

Jan - The weathered bone

Feb - The stained glass window

Mar - A wolf’s howl

Apr - The fog on the moors

May - The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral

June - The bloodied locket

July - A scream from within the forest

Aug - The churning sea

Sept - The fire’s last embers

Oct - An old clocktower

Nov - A mountain’s wind

Dec - A saint’s weeping

Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:

Red - smells strongly of flesh and rot.

Orange - is set afire when you look toward it.

Yellow - causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.

Green - offers to make a pact.

Blue - demands a sacrifice.

Violet - causes blood to drip from your eyes.

White - whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.

Grey - hums with grief.

Black - pardons you of your sins.

*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.

this is the money cannibal

i passed a surprisingly hard test to get a new federal contract

a playwright I worked with 5 years ago gave me his new play to translate

a company that owed me money since LAST January finally paid up

my eBay & Etsy stores had their best 5 days ever

and just now, my husband came home and told me the weirdest news. his firm’s accounting office called him in and informed him that he had actually gotten a raise last year but they FORGOT TO GIVE IT TO HIM.