W H Y

yes yes yes

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"