and this wind did howl

Don’t you just love hearing good news? We’ve missed you.

I’ve missed you too, so please tell me what you’ve been up to.

I hope you’re telling the truth, I think all of us have missed that pretty face.

I don’t think I could get away with lying, we’re in the good place after all.

Since it seems that we’re all dead, and therefore all stuck here together, I should probably get to know you all. My name is Kurt Hummel, and I ran a fashion label while I was alive called ‘Porcelain Designs’ - more specifically, for anyone interested, the Elise and Edelweiss collections were entirely mine, and the Meissen line was half mine. Everything else just went past me for approval.

Who are you all, and what did you do, while you were alive?

Well that is one heck of an introduction. Normally I would say that it was a pleasure to meet you but I believe we’ve already met on a few occasions but in case you don’t remember me, I’m Quinn Fabray, former captain of an award winning cheerleading squad.

Hallelujah from Jeff Buckley, not only is it a beautiful song but Jeff Buckley was an amazing artist who’s voice suit the song perfectly.

BLAINE: Nice to meet you too Quinn.

BLAINE: Not at all what I would have expected. But I'm happy with my choice. I guess that was the point of this exercise. To show us we can be happy, maybe even when we step outside our unexpected areas.

BLAINE: Do you also have a Joseph Francis Tribbianni or are you more Joey than Chandler?

BLAINE: I used to take my guitar and a box of crackers to the park and feed the ducks and play music sometimes.

QUINN: Honestly I'm glad

QUINN: I mean it is kinda cool that we didn't at all end up with dogs and cats or random farm animals.

QUINN: Oh I'm a Monica all the way. Just as obsessed with everything being perfect.

I’m guessing a Vlog channel, just show people what my daily life is like. Perhaps a little beauty mixed in.

HUNTER: I do like the image you painted with the owl though. But I think I am enjoying the falcon far too much.

HUNTER: You were terrified of ducks? Geese I can understand... they're angry, aggressive, and territorial.

HUNTER: I was chased by a group of geese once. I'm not a small man, but when a gaggle of them come at you, wings spread, honking... you move it.

QUINN: Someday I will get you and owl.

QUINN: Ducks are forking protective, especially when they have babies and all.

QUINN: So let me get this straight, you, a military man, were scared of geese.

JEFF: When you manage to look past the weirdness of it all, it actually sounds pretty cute.

JEFF: What? I mean, WHAT?!

QUINN: It does! So when are we doing this?

I did not have any restraint whatsoever, and I asked immediately. A cardic arrest at 33 was not exactly the way I planned to go out, although it wasn’t exactly too surprising retrospectively. Still, texting and driving is a pretty dumb way to go, even if you weren’t a nurse. The whole world knows that one.

Well cardiac arrests aren’t too common in younger people so I’m guessing you have some family history in heart disease? Yeah the whole world except me I guess, or maybe it was just a really important text that simply couldn’t wait. 

Yeah, I really don’t think I’m going to ask. But on the other hand, maybe I should. There’s probably a lesson to learn there or something. Oh wow, now that’s really embarrassing. 

Depends on the way you died, don’t think there would be much to learn if you just have a heart attack. Yeah thanks for rubbing it in.

Yeah, I ended up asking how I died on an impulse and it wasn’t a good idea. I see why they keep it from us, and it’s optional to know. Have you been down to Town Square to check out the animals? I’m stuck between emotional support animal and something that can help me explore– like something aquatic that I could ride.

Will told me that it was optional but curiosity got the best of me, honestly I’m just glad there are no cars here. I’m guessing it could be both, this is the after life after all.

And now you’re in the Good Place; no harm, no foul. How are you doing, Quinn? Did you end up picking an animal yet?

I guess it all worked out in the end. A duck actually, well I guess right now she is still a duckling. What about you?

Quinn, just because I started to reconsider some of my own thoughts and feelings, doesn’t mean anything ever had to change within our relationship. I’m truly and deeply sorry that I hurt you, please understand that was never my intention. But it isn’t fair of you to hate me for trying to stay true to myself. I may have had doubts about how we were raised, but I never had doubts about you, Little Sister.

Do you remember when we were younger I basically was nothing more than your annoying little sister 6 days out of the week but on Sunday for some reason we were always incredibly close. I get that after what you went through you would have doubts, I seriously get that but throwing your faith away just like it never meant anything that just angers me.

JEFF: We should hang out and see if they get along, then!

JEFF: Quinn Fabray... don't tell me you haven't read the Harry Potter books.

QUINN: oooh a like a doggy date but with a penguin and a duck which totally doesn’t sound weird it all.