Because *SOME PEOPLE* need sleep, I guess

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

WHERE’S THE VIDEO

hyvä ja pyöreä….

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

Tomas heard the door open but made no movement to turn his head, fresh tears welling in his eyes. “What do you want?”

“… Hm, I’m glad I found you. I heard you seemed a bit off- it kind of worried a few of the others. You doing okay hun?”

“Oh yeah! I’m doing great. Just you know, I was apparently engaged to my current boyfriend a few years ago but YOU guys fucked it up and what’s worse, you guys erased any memories I had with him!” he all but shouted, more tears falling

“… I see.” She sighs “Tomas I’m not going to stand here and say it wasn’t messed up that you had your memories taken from you. And I wasn’t there so I can’t completely vouch for what I was told. Cause it was wrong.” She walks to stand by him and gaze out “But from what I heard, it also wasn’t entirely unjustified to get you out of it.”

“Why?! He wasn’t hurting me! He loved me… treated me like his lover…. he gave me what I never had….. I was going to get married to him…” he said softly, looking away

She looks at him in understanding “Tomas, hun. I wasn’t there so I can’t tell you what he did or how he treated you. But, if it was anything like they told me- he did hurt you. Not necessarily physically, but he wasn’t treating you right. Not like you deserve.”

“Then how? As far as I know, he treated me with love and every touch made my heart sing. I truly felt happy…” he grips onto the railings and looks into the distance. “I love him and he loves me and I plan on marrying him, this time without interference.”

She nods slowly, frowning. “…. If that is your decision… I can’t really stop you. But I only want you to know- Real love. Not lust, not playing with emotions. Love. Means that the other person involved is willing to let you be your own person. That they’re willing to see you as a capable individual and consider you their equal- their other half that can actually hang out with whoever you want or go wherever you want… Ya feel me?” She looks at him over her glasses, allowing him to catch a rare glance at her eyes as she gives him an honest look.

He nods half-heartedly and goes back to daydreaming about his wedding,eye taking on a slightly glazed look. “Have you met Toli? He is one of the sweetest men I’ve ever met. He’s really nice too.”

She looks down at the city and shrugs “no I haven’t… I don’t think he’d be fond of any of us- probably not me more than others.” She frowns and steps back to walk closer onto the roof.

Tomas shrugged and felt his phone vibrate and read the message, smiling as he read the tex. “Toli wants to take me out on a date tomorrow night. He said to dress pretty for him.~”

She growls under her breath just a bit before huffing “Maybe you should dress up for you.”

“I will!!! I wonder if he wants me in a skirt or a dress…” he mumbled the last part to himself as he shot back a text with another dopey smile.

She turns to him, frowning and folding her arms giving him a serious look “No. Tomas. I mean you should dress up because you feel you want to dress up like that. You should dress up because you make the conscious decision that you want to wear that certain outfit because it makes you feel good and looks great on you. Not because he thinks you should wear something or because you want to please him.”

Tomas looks at her, not really understanding but nods anyway. “Okay! Thank you for the good advice!!!” Tomas smiles widely and tuns to run to the door with a laugh, slamming it behind him

She watches him go with a sad look, sighing and taking off her glasses to grip the bridge of her nose. This didn’t look like it would end well... But if it harmed her boy in any way mark her words someone was gonna pay.

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

Tomas heard the door open but made no movement to turn his head, fresh tears welling in his eyes. “What do you want?”

“… Hm, I’m glad I found you. I heard you seemed a bit off- it kind of worried a few of the others. You doing okay hun?”

“Oh yeah! I’m doing great. Just you know, I was apparently engaged to my current boyfriend a few years ago but YOU guys fucked it up and what’s worse, you guys erased any memories I had with him!” he all but shouted, more tears falling

“… I see.” She sighs “Tomas I’m not going to stand here and say it wasn’t messed up that you had your memories taken from you. And I wasn’t there so I can’t completely vouch for what I was told. Cause it was wrong.” She walks to stand by him and gaze out “But from what I heard, it also wasn’t entirely unjustified to get you out of it.”

“Why?! He wasn’t hurting me! He loved me… treated me like his lover…. he gave me what I never had….. I was going to get married to him…” he said softly, looking away

She looks at him in understanding “Tomas, hun. I wasn’t there so I can’t tell you what he did or how he treated you. But, if it was anything like they told me- he did hurt you. Not necessarily physically, but he wasn’t treating you right. Not like you deserve.”

“Then how? As far as I know, he treated me with love and every touch made my heart sing. I truly felt happy…” he grips onto the railings and looks into the distance. “I love him and he loves me and I plan on marrying him, this time without interference.”

She nods slowly, frowning. “…. If that is your decision… I can’t really stop you. But I only want you to know- Real love. Not lust, not playing with emotions. Love. Means that the other person involved is willing to let you be your own person. That they’re willing to see you as a capable individual and consider you their equal- their other half that can actually hang out with whoever you want or go wherever you want… Ya feel me?” She looks at him over her glasses, allowing him to catch a rare glance at her eyes as she gives him an honest look.

He nods half-heartedly and goes back to daydreaming about his wedding,eye taking on a slightly glazed look. “Have you met Toli? He is one of the sweetest men I’ve ever met. He’s really nice too.”

She looks down at the city and shrugs “no I haven’t… I don’t think he’d be fond of any of us- probably not me more than others.” She frowns and steps back to walk closer onto the roof.

Tomas shrugged and felt his phone vibrate and read the message, smiling as he read the tex. “Toli wants to take me out on a date tomorrow night. He said to dress pretty for him.~”

She growls under her breath just a bit before huffing “Maybe you should dress up for you.”

“I will!!! I wonder if he wants me in a skirt or a dress…” he mumbled the last part to himself as he shot back a text with another dopey smile.

She turns to him, frowning and folding her arms giving him a serious look “No. Tomas. I mean you should dress up because you feel you want to dress up like that. You should dress up because you make the conscious decision that you want to wear that certain outfit because it makes you feel good and looks great on you. Not because he thinks you should wear something or because you want to please him.”

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

Tomas heard the door open but made no movement to turn his head, fresh tears welling in his eyes. “What do you want?”

“… Hm, I’m glad I found you. I heard you seemed a bit off- it kind of worried a few of the others. You doing okay hun?”

“Oh yeah! I’m doing great. Just you know, I was apparently engaged to my current boyfriend a few years ago but YOU guys fucked it up and what’s worse, you guys erased any memories I had with him!” he all but shouted, more tears falling

“… I see.” She sighs “Tomas I’m not going to stand here and say it wasn’t messed up that you had your memories taken from you. And I wasn’t there so I can’t completely vouch for what I was told. Cause it was wrong.” She walks to stand by him and gaze out “But from what I heard, it also wasn’t entirely unjustified to get you out of it.”

“Why?! He wasn’t hurting me! He loved me… treated me like his lover…. he gave me what I never had….. I was going to get married to him…” he said softly, looking away

She looks at him in understanding “Tomas, hun. I wasn’t there so I can’t tell you what he did or how he treated you. But, if it was anything like they told me- he did hurt you. Not necessarily physically, but he wasn’t treating you right. Not like you deserve.”

“Then how? As far as I know, he treated me with love and every touch made my heart sing. I truly felt happy…” he grips onto the railings and looks into the distance. “I love him and he loves me and I plan on marrying him, this time without interference.”

She nods slowly, frowning. “…. If that is your decision… I can’t really stop you. But I only want you to know- Real love. Not lust, not playing with emotions. Love. Means that the other person involved is willing to let you be your own person. That they’re willing to see you as a capable individual and consider you their equal- their other half that can actually hang out with whoever you want or go wherever you want… Ya feel me?” She looks at him over her glasses, allowing him to catch a rare glance at her eyes as she gives him an honest look.

He nods half-heartedly and goes back to daydreaming about his wedding,eye taking on a slightly glazed look. “Have you met Toli? He is one of the sweetest men I’ve ever met. He’s really nice too.”

She looks down at the city and shrugs “no I haven’t… I don’t think he’d be fond of any of us- probably not me more than others.” She frowns and steps back to walk closer onto the roof.

Tomas shrugged and felt his phone vibrate and read the message, smiling as he read the tex. “Toli wants to take me out on a date tomorrow night. He said to dress pretty for him.~”

She growls under her breath just a bit before huffing “Maybe you should dress up for you.”

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

Tomas heard the door open but made no movement to turn his head, fresh tears welling in his eyes. “What do you want?”

“… Hm, I’m glad I found you. I heard you seemed a bit off- it kind of worried a few of the others. You doing okay hun?”

“Oh yeah! I’m doing great. Just you know, I was apparently engaged to my current boyfriend a few years ago but YOU guys fucked it up and what’s worse, you guys erased any memories I had with him!” he all but shouted, more tears falling

“… I see.” She sighs “Tomas I’m not going to stand here and say it wasn’t messed up that you had your memories taken from you. And I wasn’t there so I can’t completely vouch for what I was told. Cause it was wrong.” She walks to stand by him and gaze out “But from what I heard, it also wasn’t entirely unjustified to get you out of it.”

“Why?! He wasn’t hurting me! He loved me… treated me like his lover…. he gave me what I never had….. I was going to get married to him…” he said softly, looking away

She looks at him in understanding “Tomas, hun. I wasn’t there so I can’t tell you what he did or how he treated you. But, if it was anything like they told me- he did hurt you. Not necessarily physically, but he wasn’t treating you right. Not like you deserve.”

“Then how? As far as I know, he treated me with love and every touch made my heart sing. I truly felt happy…” he grips onto the railings and looks into the distance. “I love him and he loves me and I plan on marrying him, this time without interference.”

She nods slowly, frowning. “…. If that is your decision… I can’t really stop you. But I only want you to know- Real love. Not lust, not playing with emotions. Love. Means that the other person involved is willing to let you be your own person. That they’re willing to see you as a capable individual and consider you their equal- their other half that can actually hang out with whoever you want or go wherever you want… Ya feel me?” She looks at him over her glasses, allowing him to catch a rare glance at her eyes as she gives him an honest look.

He nods half-heartedly and goes back to daydreaming about his wedding,eye taking on a slightly glazed look. “Have you met Toli? He is one of the sweetest men I’ve ever met. He’s really nice too.”

She looks down at the city and shrugs “no I haven’t... I don’t think he’d be fond of any of us- probably not me more than others.” She frowns and steps back to walk closer onto the roof.

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

Tomas heard the door open but made no movement to turn his head, fresh tears welling in his eyes. “What do you want?”

“… Hm, I’m glad I found you. I heard you seemed a bit off- it kind of worried a few of the others. You doing okay hun?”

“Oh yeah! I’m doing great. Just you know, I was apparently engaged to my current boyfriend a few years ago but YOU guys fucked it up and what’s worse, you guys erased any memories I had with him!” he all but shouted, more tears falling

“… I see.” She sighs “Tomas I’m not going to stand here and say it wasn’t messed up that you had your memories taken from you. And I wasn’t there so I can’t completely vouch for what I was told. Cause it was wrong.” She walks to stand by him and gaze out “But from what I heard, it also wasn’t entirely unjustified to get you out of it.”

“Why?! He wasn’t hurting me! He loved me… treated me like his lover…. he gave me what I never had….. I was going to get married to him…” he said softly, looking away

She looks at him in understanding “Tomas, hun. I wasn’t there so I can’t tell you what he did or how he treated you. But, if it was anything like they told me- he did hurt you. Not necessarily physically, but he wasn’t treating you right. Not like you deserve.”

“Then how? As far as I know, he treated me with love and every touch made my heart sing. I truly felt happy…” he grips onto the railings and looks into the distance. “I love him and he loves me and I plan on marrying him, this time without interference.”

She nods slowly, frowning. “.... If that is your decision... I can’t really stop you. But I only want you to know- Real love. Not lust, not playing with emotions. Love. Means that the other person involved is willing to let you be your own person. That they’re willing to see you as a capable individual and consider you their equal- their other half that can actually hang out with whoever you want or go wherever you want... Ya feel me?” She looks at him over her glasses, allowing him to catch a rare glance at her eyes as she gives him an honest look.

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

Tomas heard the door open but made no movement to turn his head, fresh tears welling in his eyes. “What do you want?”

“… Hm, I’m glad I found you. I heard you seemed a bit off- it kind of worried a few of the others. You doing okay hun?”

“Oh yeah! I’m doing great. Just you know, I was apparently engaged to my current boyfriend a few years ago but YOU guys fucked it up and what’s worse, you guys erased any memories I had with him!” he all but shouted, more tears falling

“… I see.” She sighs “Tomas I’m not going to stand here and say it wasn’t messed up that you had your memories taken from you. And I wasn’t there so I can’t completely vouch for what I was told. Cause it was wrong.” She walks to stand by him and gaze out “But from what I heard, it also wasn’t entirely unjustified to get you out of it.”

“Why?! He wasn’t hurting me! He loved me… treated me like his lover…. he gave me what I never had….. I was going to get married to him…” he said softly, looking away

She looks at him in understanding “Tomas, hun. I wasn’t there so I can’t tell you what he did or how he treated you. But, if it was anything like they told me- he did hurt you. Not necessarily physically, but he wasn’t treating you right. Not like you deserve.”

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

Tomas heard the door open but made no movement to turn his head, fresh tears welling in his eyes. “What do you want?”

“… Hm, I’m glad I found you. I heard you seemed a bit off- it kind of worried a few of the others. You doing okay hun?”

“Oh yeah! I’m doing great. Just you know, I was apparently engaged to my current boyfriend a few years ago but YOU guys fucked it up and what’s worse, you guys erased any memories I had with him!” he all but shouted, more tears falling

“... I see.” She sighs “Tomas I’m not going to stand here and say it wasn’t messed up that you had your memories taken from you. And I wasn’t there so I can’t completely vouch for what I was told. Cause it was wrong.” She walks to stand by him and gaze out “But from what I heard, it also wasn’t entirely unjustified to get you out of it.”

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

Tomas heard the door open but made no movement to turn his head, fresh tears welling in his eyes. “What do you want?”

“... Hm, I’m glad I found you. I heard you seemed a bit off- it kind of worried a few of the others. You doing okay hun?”

Having had a chat with Chip (who was a little frustrated to say the least- though she knows he would never admit it), Dominique knew she had to make sure things were settled and that all parties were actually okay. She steps out onto the roof and looks around, spotting the boy.

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.