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op and anon i havent been able to stop thinking about this thank you

general things about piglins:

they all look pretty much the same from far away, but they can be differentiated by their scars, jewelry and sometimes height.

there are all kind of piglin workers: some of them guard the building, some are traders, some are cooks, some babysit all of the group’s children, some of them are the protectors of the communal gold, etc.

they all share the fruits of their labor with the group.

they all have their individual collection of gold and it has more of a sentimental value; they save it to turn it into jewelry, to give it to their children, or just to look at.

they’re canonically scared of zombified piglins, but they don’t mean any harm. zombies just mind their bussiness. they’re rejected because they’re zombies thanks to the overworld, and the overworld is scary.

additionally, baby piglins are not scared of zombies and they usually get along, until they grow up and get taught to dislike them.

piglin brute time.

brutes are the exact same kind of piglins as the regular ones, they’re just bigger and stronger due to training.

a brute is defined as such when, as a kid, they show to be stronger than the other kids; fighting other mobs and getting interested in protecting their small group. and being the parents of a brute child it’s something to be Very Very Proud of. they usually throw celebrations for the kid before they start training.

they start training at a young age (10-14) and most of their scars are received during that period of time due to them not knowing how to defend themselves from a big axe. lol.

all brutes have some kind of gold jewelry gifted by their parents as a good luck sign.

brutes are always guarding the hallways of the bastions.

it’s very rare for a brute to have children, since they are all the time guarding or travelling and they don’t have time to raise them.

piglins and humans.

piglins don’t like humans at all. most of them enter their home just to steal, to kill them after trading or just. kill them because they’re on their way.

they tolerate humans when they wear gold since piglins consider this as a sign of respect to their love for the shiny material.

there have been a very few humans liked by the mobs, this due to saving them from ghasts, withers, etc. they let these humans stay for days at the bastion, eat their food, read their books. humans can’t take this knowledge outside of the bastion though, it stays between them.

piglin/human relationships are extremely taboo in piglin culture and usually ends up in the piglin getting kicked out of the group.

the only way to accept the relationship is if the human swears loyalty to the group and defend it from another human’s attack.

bastions.

all bastions are a little different from each other, they all have their own traditions and their own ways. but all of them share the exact same appreciation for gold.

all piglins have their individual collection of gold, but the bastions have some communal gold saved for trading with other bastions.

every few months, hoards of piglins travel to another group’s bastion to trade with them. they give gold in exchange of exclusive items that said group specializes in doing (clothes, gear, food, etc).

Rating cat activities

[Dono mentions seeing Ranboo cosplayers at a convention]

Ranboo: Uh, cosplay - aww that's [happy brr noises] I wanna go to a convention! But I know that I shouldn't because it's like Covid and everything and I really don't want to - but I really wanna see cosplayers in real life cause I think that'd just be super cool. I, I would melt. I would absolutely melt about that

he's been climbed by a family of five raccoons, had three crows perching on his head, for a while he had little moths fluttering around him

he tries to use it as bragging rights and "an extra power"

they are also annoyed tommy doesn't command creepers around their buildings to not blow up

he holes himself away in a little cave and while it isn't exactly pretty it's got little decorations and gifts from raccoons,

the raccoons either sleep burrowed in his wall or lying on top of him, his house is a prime place for butterfly's and he's got a room for sam nook like dsmp! tubbo and Ranboo have for micheal

W Sam being there, tommy starts flourishing in different ways. He might’ve said that Sam is like father to him and Sam nook as his uncle at one point. He starts w a actual garden litter w decorations n stuff.

His wings starts changing into a different color after he molted. He starts having weird shit happen like things randomly being set on fire. (Ppspsps what I’m saying is Phoenix tommy)

Meanwhile back at spawn, ppl r freaking out over disappearance of one tommyinnit. They can’t find him and he hasn’t come back in like wks

tommy comments about them falling off and at first sam thinks it's just natural but after the whole setting on fire thing and the fact that things have been smelling suspiciously of ash asks tommy is he actually knows exactly what kind of hybrid he is

back at spawn people are trying to figure out what's going on because tommy just left one day all that's left is an empty version of his old house, and no one can get any contact with them

(Do we have sbi here??) tommy said he live w Phil his entire life and that Phil told him what type of hybrid he is which is a chicken and that he was a runt

(sam tried to reason tommy shouldn't name ever mob that shows up, tommy highly disagrees)

i'm always here for sbi especially with potential angst, when tommy was younger his feathers would fall off though phil assumed it just meant tommy was a bit of a runt and he was blunt in telling tommy that was the reason his feathers fell more than philza.

Tommy gains a love for fire when he's younger often messing around with a flint and steal like some part in him called for it

Because of philza telling tommy he was a runt, tommy never properly learned how to fly Bc he was just floating everywhere. Tommy often stop what he’s doing to look at Phil and wanting to do the same but he can’t. He’s a “ground bird” and a weak one at best. Phil or wil takes his flint and steal when he gets in trouble.

The trip to the nether was one of stunts he did to shake of the runt title but he called stupid for doing such dangerous things even if he brought back a friend. It just landed him being called reckless runt.

philza never meant to hurt tommy he just didn't want to put false hope in him and truly beloved simply letting him know he was "a runt" was the best way, but then the nickname sticks and it becomes less of an explanation and more of a warning and a way to berate him,

Tommy gets blamed for the img setting on fire, and while technically it is him they don't exactly buy that it's just "doing that" and soon the best joke to make in the community is apparently about how annoying tommy is

and tommy gets it okay, he's not got cool powers he's not very hard working he doesn't have distinct skills that set him apart hers just, Tommy.

When phil finds out the community dies down for a bit, tommy is fine right? it isn't until the sam guy comes back rambling about "thesus" and how he tripped trying to get a raccoon inside during a storm and sprained his ankle and while giving him the healing potion they start getting curious

because surely this can't be tommy right? surely the tommy that went off in the nether alone unprepared wasn't the same one this guy claimed was trying to help a hurt raccoon, surely

Tommy comes outside a day later to philza with a crow on his shoulder followed by others,

There’s signs there that would made them believe that tommy may not be a runt but they never look further into it. Such as when Tommy heals very fast from a injury that should of last weeks. Instead hes out for like three days n he’s good.

Another nickname they have Tommy is chickeninnit.

Tommy never mentioned that he can eat chicken to anyone at the community Bc who would believe him. (Apparently chicken can eat chicken) and once he starts frequently eating chicken w Sam. His diet starts adjusting to that of a omnivore. (Like what actual chicken are)

Tommy said to the crow that’s they’re a snitch and would not b given treats for the next month. Tommy is a sweet boy w a gremlin font. He said get off his property and slammed the door even tho Wilbur stopped him. They can’t believe how much tommy change and how his wings grown from smol n yellow to big fluffy fire colored wings

in the community he's constantly doing dangerous acts in a hope for appreciation but all it gets is eyerolls with sam he appreciates tommy without him having to put himself in danger

he stops being tommy 'the child who cares for nature hidden behind layers of feral and annoyance' and starts just being tommy. not defined by one thing he's just tommy who can be feral but also like little creatures, tommy who can do redstone and flourish when he isn't putting pressure on himself

Tommy just says f*ck everything and starts a little tailoring shop in the smp and just ignores the whole world. 

Like, Eggpire coming to knock at his door? He can offer them a cup of tea and some repairs to their Evil Uniforms but then f*ck off. 

Tubbo and Ranboo come around often because they are both disasters.

Sometimes they leave Michael at the shop because they know it’s safe and he seems to really like the plce…

In reality Michael mostly likes the fact that Tommy’s hair looks kinda like gold which is the reason why it becomes impossible for Tommy to put him down when he is staying over

He complains a bit about it, but he is always smiling, so Tubbo and Ranboo know it’s not serious

Sam and Puffy come to give their support and Tommy always very aggressively offers tea and cookies to Sam because “it’s the business policy but I still hate you!" 

(Nobody mention to him that he’s the one who made the policy in the first place because you WILL be kicked out right after you finish your tea!)

 Tommy never once questioned Quackity’s bloody clothes, just fixed them up and they are good to go! 

He does complain about it though. Bloodstains are hard especially if you don’t clean them immediately and he has some choice words for Quackity for when he fails to do so…

Jack ends up going there to get new outfits every time for his increasingly bizare revenge plans that Tommy remains entirely oblivious to. 

(No matter how many times Jack tries telling him, it’s not happening! Jack is just another happy customer is all!) 

The syndacate comes checking if it’s a governament because they constantly see people around and then they leave with better looking uniforms, some cookies and a promise from Niki to come back to bake together sometimes

Techno still says he hates him, but it’s nice having his cloak without any rips for the first time in years… the cookies are also a bonus…

After a while it is decided that the conflict should be kept away from the shop

And it’s only partially because DreamXD visited it once and declared it an extension of the Holy Land after a plesant afternoon of tea and cookies…

I like to think that the world has complex technology in the form of planes, Nokia phones, and little communication devices, but also it’s still a fantasy place with animal hybrid inhabitants, potion-brewing, and enchanted weapons.

I like to think that one day this piglin hybrid and his friend staked a claim on the entire world and immediately everybody panicked, though not a drop of blood had been shed. The next day, there was a highly-anticipated trial, with the stake of the world on the line. 

I like to think that the Angel of Death and the Blade rose to notoriety from this incident, becoming names known far and wide for their battle prowess, and sometimes, this brown-haired teenager with a little tagalong blond kid brother, who seemed to live the most mundane life imaginable, would sometimes stop in the middle of playing some depressing song on his guitar and casually drop, “Oh yeah, the Angel of Death? I know him. He’s my dad.” And then people would stare, as he went on nonchalantly playing his depressing music.

I like to think that one day this same fellow with curly brown hair, now a young adult, called a bunch of people into a drug van and started preaching all sorts of abstract ideas of liberty and equality and freedom from tyranny, and a bunch of people who came to buy potions from that little drug business sat down and thought, “Huh, that sounds kind of cool actually,” and deserted Dream’s absolutist rule.

I like to think that there was a massive audience when Wilbur was announcing the results of the presidential election (there were thousands of votes for that election, remember?) That even the people who weren’t in the audience were also hearing it over their communication devices and blasted around L’manberg, listening with bated breath. 

And when Schlatt took the stage and his first decree was to exile Wilbur and Tommy, chaos immediately descended in the streets. There were violent riots that night. Someone cried out that the former president had been slayed by one of Dream’s soldiers, Punz, and had lost one of his lives, and panic ensued. Next day, the newspapers wrote all sorts of conspiracies of how Schlatt took power. Some of citizens of L’manberg saw this girl, Niki, who was new in town and urging them to fight. Soon they learned that she was an old friend of Wilbur’s, and she became a figurehead of the internal resistance.

I like to think that Purpled’s real estate business terrorized shop owners throughout the Greater Dream SMP. Purpled became way too rich from his exploitative practices, and everyone was too scared to do anything about it because it was rumored that Purpled was scarily good in a fight.

I like to think that people started calling their dogs, cats, and foxes into their houses once rumor began to spread of this merciless pet killer with a flame on their shirt.

I like to think that Pogtopia was a layered place, where resistance fighters were building a lively small community together. The Blade wasn’t really as intimidating as everyone thought — hell, he was a potato farm aficionado who loved to ramble about that one time he spent months farming potatoes in order to beat this kid. It was a bustling ravine where the constant sounds of laughter, tears, and the chinking away of pickaxes could be heard as everyone tried to relax, mine resources, and prepare for revolution.

I like to think that everyone tuned into the Quackity-Schlatt drama. It was all over the tabloids — Vice-President Quackity kills his President and Lover! Read all about it! Everyone made derisive political cartoons about Schlatt… and then people started to make derisive political cartoons about Tubbo.

I like to think there were pirates on the great seas. One day, one such pirate captain by the name of Puffy landed on the shores by L’manberg and the Greater Dream SMP, intending to just do a little casual robbing, but she decided to take a tour around the place with the king and in the process, she met that figurehead of the resistance and couldn’t help feeling a little smitten. Her pirate crew eventually sailed off without her.

I like to think that after Wilbur died, everyone knew about Ghostbur. His music stand was always popular. Sometimes he lended out books from his library, and people took them and read them, even though they were damp and starting to get just a bit moldy. No one wanted to hurt the ghost’s feelings.

I like to think there was a shocked audience at Tommy’s exile.

I like to think the day before Doomsday, the citizens of L’manberg were busy scrambling to evacuate their valuables, to muster their arms. I like to think that some of them, who never thought Tubbo was that bad anyways, followed Tommy and Tubbo to Snowchestire.

I like to think that people actually enjoyed the games at both the festivals, and that there were very many more of them.

but.. it’s like, their stories

like, their war stories

tommy telling michael of tubbo’s accomplishments and tubbo telling michael of tommy’s accomplishments

the founding of l’manburg.

and this being the first time ranboo really gets the whole story of the events of the duo’s past. of the founding of l’manburg. of the wars. of the election and pogtopia and-

fuck well now IM THINKING ABOUT TUBBO AND TOMMYS WAR STORIES

theyre just sitting and relaxing at the mansion, ghostbur came by and tommys regaling his stories:

”and we formed the country inside a drug van actually, then wilbur drafted up our declaration the uh..fuck what was it-“

“the declaration of independance“ ghostbur adds

and tommy just stares at him as ghostbur is like “that’s my first memory of lmanberg!”

or

tubbo: and our fearless leader was wilbur soot, the most clever bastard you’ve ever met

michael: *grabby hooves at ghostbur*

——

tubbo: did you know tommy actually won the war for us?

——

maybe seeing the way his little brothers eyes sparkle when talking about him forming a nation

maybe the way Ranboo smiles fondly at their more silly troubles

maybe the way Tubbo would excitedly finish Tommy's sentences about Wilburs speeches, something he hadnt been brave enough to do since...well

and maybe the way michael, a child who has no perception or good or bad yet, no bias no trauma to reflect his choices, just the unrivaled judgment of a baby;

claps and laughs at all of Wilbur’s and his nation’s triumphs

a country that these boys are talking about with nostalgia in their eyes, talking about a revolution and a war they fought in, talking about hope and loss and freedom and death and pain and winning

and understanding why tubbo fought so hard for l’manburg when he was president. understanding why tommy was so determined to fight on doomsday.

of times where no l’manburg citizen fought alone, because they were always there for each other

times where a citizen would see tommy and tubbo battling dream and they would hop in to help them out (jack)

times where (pet war) someone had lost something and others helped out to battle the person who stole something important from them

when Dream was like an older brother to Tommy and Tubbo, the little scuffles they had and how at the end of the day, he truly cared for those boys

how niki wanted to bake and just help people, happy to protect others

them not realizing the affect these stories have on ranboo.

them just telling michael stories of fun times, of sad times, of the adventures they had.

tubbo being the one to tell michael of how tommy won l’manburg’s independence. of how they had lost twice— through erets betray, and then tommy and dream’s duel— before tommy gave up both his discs for freedom

ranboo not knowing about the loss they took, because no one ever told him. ranboo realising the discs were significant to more than just tommy; that they held significance to tubbo and l’manburg and dream.

when it’s kinoko kingdoms turn to babysit, Karl tells Michael about the strange lands he’s visited, the strange ppl he’s met and the wonderful stories he’s lived. its here Karl realizes his job is to spread the lessons he’s learned from his journies to people, the cautionary tales.

so michael knows that not everything is as it seems, sometimes life isn’t fair, that people do die.

“Because it was corrupt”

“What does corrupt mean?”

“Well it means that the government put their own wants over those of the people”

“But then why wasn’t it enough to get rid of Schlatt?”

“Because all governments are corrupt”

“Then why was everyone so happy under Wilbur?”

And that stumps Techno, because he doesn’t really know the answer.

Tommy performs a solo of Hamilton while held at gunpoint and wins over Dream with the power of music before war breaks out over a horse corpse after a rendition of “Blitz” by Technoblade leads to murder.

Meanwhile, Fundy hatches an evil plot and steals the throne of the Dream SMP kingdom with Jack Manifold’s help before getting into trouble over a kidnapped bee. Tubbo becomes a lawyer, be careful.

L’Lawyerberg is founded…L’awyerberg?

The server also gained a new member: Quackity! 

A large portion of the day’s events take place in Shakespearean English. 

Enjoy.

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk

Fundy (August 11 is the correct date)

Tubbo

Tommy

Tommy (Quackity segment)

Skeppy

Thunder1408

Eret

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- Fundy starts off in his underground base. 

Fundy: Me is at thyn’t base

Tubbo: L’manburg?

Fundy: Otherly speaking, that which is owned by myself

- Fundy meets Tubbo on the Prime Path. He puts back on his L’manburg outfit, and Tubbo declares him no longer a rebellious teen

- They go over to Tommy’s home, which has been turned into Hell, and Tubbo builds Dream. Fundy shrinks Dream significantly. They then proceed to the L’manburgian docks before heading back.

Tubbo: “Where is Jack Manifold?”

Fundy: “Where isn’t Jack Manifold?”

Tubbo: “That’s the question on everyone’s mind.”

Fundy: “Who is Jack Manifold?”

Tubbo: “No, everyone knows who Jack Manifold is, just where is what we really want to know.”

Fundy: “…Why is Jack Manifold?”

- Fundy carves Herobrine into Skeppy’s leaf roof before making it a creeper

- Fundy tells Tubbo about his evil plan. He’s been researching law, and has come up with a plan to use a law from the Netherlands to gain legal ownership of any property they want. They decide to steal the throne.

Enter Dream.

Fundy: How go’st thy?

- At the castle throne room, Tommy joins the call to briefly shout at Tubbo that Shroud is coming back on Twitch before leaving.

- Fundy turns around and finds himself face to face with Dream, who is standing there menacingly.

- Fundy kills Tubbo and Dream kills Fundy

Enter TommyInnit.

- After returning to the castle, Tubbo and Fundy have the idea to put on a Shakespearean play. Dream is there with his pet dog. Tubbo assigns Dream the role of Macbeth, since he kills a lot of people. 

Enter Skeppy.

- Dream kills Charles. He’s getting into character. Fundy congratulates him on his successful audition.

- Tommy joins the call to ask why his base has been turned into the Nether. Fundy and Tubbo tell him that they’re doing a show.They quickly build a theater stage near the Community House.

- Skeppy joins the call and they fill him in on the plan too.

Enter Thunder1408.

- Jack Manifold has transformed into Dream. He turns back into himself and arrives at the Community House.

- They begin the performance of Macbeth. Tommy ends up lip-reading for Tubbo and Fundy by speaking behind them while they nod their heads.

- Dream and Skeppy ride away in a boat together, leaving them with no audience. Tommy frantically performs for Fundy before swapping to his own part, then back to Fundy again.

(The only person in the audience now is Tubbo)

Tommy: (at rapid speed) “As whence the sun ‘gins his reflection, shipwrecking storms and direful thunders break, so from that spring whence comfort seem’d to come, discomfort swells. Mark, king of Scotland, mark: No sooner justice had with valour arm’d, compell’d these skipping kerns to trust their heels, But the Norweyan lord surveying vantage, with furbish’d arms and new supplies of men began a fresh assault.”

- Dream, Jack and Skeppy return to watch. Dream pays Tommy a diamond. Tommy continues performing Macbeth solo.

- Dream is enjoying the performance so much he starts having a heart attack

- Tommy points out they would get much more money if they did Hamilton instead.

- Tommy performs a full solo of “Alexander Hamilton” from the hit show Hamilton. Dream shoots Tubbo to death off the stage. Tommy continues the performance, unfazed.

Thunder1408 from up yonder, hath fell to their death.

Skeppy from up yonder, hath fell to their death.

(Tommy keeps rapping)

- Tommy and Tubbo sing while getting attacked by zombies. As they finish the song, Dream throws them several diamonds.

- Tommy tells Tubbo and Fundy that they’ve just started the showbiz business! Skeppy comes over and asks if he can invest. They decide to name it “Pathway.”

Tubbo: “We’re being told to do Heathers. What’s ‘Heathers?’”

- Dream comes over to meet them at Tommy’s Nether house. He offers to fix Tommy’s base for five diamonds. Tommy pays him and he gets to work.

Tommy: “Dream seems to be my friend now. Have I convinced him with the power of song?”

Tubbo: “Well I mean, not until you try to get your discs back.”

- Jack comes over and Tubbo murders him for being against the showbiz business.

- They discuss the future of the showbiz business as an asset to L’manburg. They start thinking of other musicals to do. Tommy only knows Little Shop of Horrors.

- Tommy tells them that they should do a flash mob to promote their new business. He suggests singing “Blitz - Parody of “Blank Space” (has swearing) by Technoblade to appeal to the Technoblade fan club – namely, Dream and Skeppy.

- They chase after Skeppy and Jack and start a flashmob by aggressively singing Blitz at them. Tubbo then murders Skeppy.

- Fundy leaves. Tommy and Tubbo speak with Skeppy, who is furious.

Skeppy: “I have something you guys can never have.”

Tubbo: “Good spirit?”

- Tommy and Tubbo head to Skeppy’s house.

Skeppy: “Where are you? I’m gonna burn it.”

- They ask what it is that Skeppy has that’s so valuable.

Skeppy: “It’s labelled ‘Spirit…’”

- Skeppy is holding a piece of leather. Tubbo realizes, but Tommy is confused as Dream freaks out in chat.

- Skeppy was going to invest the leather into their business, but not anymore. Skeppy says goodbye. Tommy and Tubbo decide to join Dream’s side to keep him favorable to the showbusiness.

Tommy: “There’s another war, and me and you aren’t…”

Tubbo: “Aren’t what? On the L’manburg side?”

Tommy: “No, we’re on the Showbiz side now, Tubbo. That’s our new side.”

- They meet with Dream, who is still working on Tommy’s base.

Dream: That is the remains of my horse :(

Dream: Its like your disc to me

- An explosion goes off at Tommy’s house as Skeppy sets off a creeper and dies. Tommy tells Skeppy to give them Spirit

Skeppy: “Listen, I’m not looking for another war, okay? I just – I came after the war, I came when it was all peaceful! I’m not here to start the war!”

Tommy: “Skeppy, okay okay – here’s a better way of phrasing it: get it out, or we’re going to destroy everything you ever once loved.”

- They threaten to get rid of the number 14, then chase after Skeppy. Tommy shoots and kills him.

Dream: Skeppy. 

Skeppy: Yes my lorde

Dream: Can I have my dead horse’s leather please

- Dream is still placing dirt. 

- They bicker with Skeppy some more at Skeppy’s house. Tommy and Tubbo decide to hold him hostage. Skeppy asks why they even want the leather. Tommy replies, to gain Dream’s trust. 

- Dream tells Skeppy that he would kill both of them for the leather. Tommy and Tubbo start running to L’manburg. Skeppy invites Dream to speak with him and says that he doesn’t like them. Dream asks for the leather.

Skeppy: “You remember everything that we talked about a couple days ago, where I’m like ‘that was uncalled for, why did you go to war with them? Like, that was stupid, they didn’t even do anything wrong?’ I take everything I said back, you were COMPLETELY in the right, they were idiots, you should’ve blown up MORE of their house! I take everything back, they’re fucking– Come to my house, I’ll give you the leather…can we go to war again? Is that on your mind?”

- They negotiate over the transfer of the leather, suspicious of the other scamming them. Skeppy knows they might just log off, and he wants them dead now.

- Dream tells Skeppy that he does have something important to them:

The discs.

- Skeppy suggests they trade the leather for the two discs.

Dream: “Skeppy, it’s too valuable!”

Skeppy: “More valuable than your horse? Huh, wow, shows how much you care–”

Dream: “Equally valuable! Equally valuable!”

Skeppy: “So if it’s equal, it’s an equal trade then. I’ll trade you right now.”

- Dream says he’ll trade Skeppy one of the discs, but Skeppy insists on two.

Dream: “Well, it only matters really to Tommy, but Tubbo is like Tommy’s…son? So.”

- Skeppy says he’d settle for one with added riches. Dream says they should return to his house, but on the Prime Path Tommy and Tubbo come running to attack. Skeppy dies and respawns at Dream’s house again. Dream kills Tommy and the battle continues just outside Dream’s house between Dream, Tommy, Tubbo and Jack Manifold.

- They join a call together. Dream tells Tommy that he hasn’t given anything away yet, but he’ll trade one of the discs for it.

Tommy: “Why?”

Dream: “Because I NEED my horse’s leather back! It’s from my horse’s dead body!”

- Part of the deal is that the disc can’t be damaged. He’ll give away Cat.

Dream: “Tommy, I HAVE to do it! One disc!“

- He doesn’t care who he gets the leather from. Tommy has one day to get the leather back from Skeppy, but Tommy says that he’ll be visiting Tubbo the next day and can’t spend the day at war.

- Dream leaves and Tommy goes to negotiate with Skeppy. He pulls out the ultimate weapon – Skeppy’s tweets.

- #skeppyisoverparty and #tommyisoverparty both start trending on Twitter.

- Tommy and Tubbo admire Dream’s handiwork on repairing Tommy’s house, then continue negotiating with Skeppy.

- Tommy and Tubbo realize that it would be a lot easier to take the disc back from Skeppy than Dream and tell Skeppy to give Dream the leather. 

- Skeppy tells Dream he’ll give him the leather for two discs. Tommy tells Dream he has his approval. They go back and forth over one vs. two discs.

- Tommy invites Skeppy back to VC.

Tommy: “Skeppy, meet Big Q!”

“Skeppy?! SKEPPY?! Remember when you invited me on a video and I said no?!”

- Quackity tries his best to intimidate Skeppy. It doesn’t work. Skeppy leaves to continue working on his house.

- Skeppy rejoins the call to hear Tommy and Tubbo say that Quackity’s been in juvie for 41 years. They talk about the leather again.

Skeppy: I am here anytime you want to talk, Dream. There is a reason you went to war with these idiots. Remember that. Thank you.

Dream: “Skeppy…I want the leather! Do you have sympathy? It’s my dead horse, okay? My horse died, and then Sapnap took the leather from the ground.”

- Tommy and Tubbo watch through the window to watch Dream and Skeppy negotiate. Dream explains to Skeppy that there have been multiple wars on the server over the discs, and he wants control over them. There’s no point in burning them, because you would lose all trading power. 

- Dream would never trade Skeppy both, but he’s willing to give one. Skeppy asks for Netherite, but Dream doesn’t have any to trade. He used up his resources for the war.

- Skeppy agrees to the trade for one disc. Skeppy gives Dream Spirit, and Dream gives Skeppy Cat to put in his Ender Chest. The deal has been done.

- Fundy and Jack Manifold build a little house on the roof of Eret’s castle just above the throne room to claim the throne.

- Tommy asks when Dream will whitelist Quackity. Dream says right now and does so.

Tommy: “Okay so Quackity’s not joining L’manburg, but he can be our dirty little crime boy…Our man on the inside!”

- Quackity joins the call. He’s out of juvie after 43 years. Tommy tells him that Quackity can’t join L’manburg, but they can do the cartel instead. Dream says Quackity could also join his side. Quackity weighs his options.

Enter Quackity.

- They meet Quackity at Spawn. They get to the Community House and Dream throws Quackity several diamonds. Quackity thanks Dream for helping him.

Dream: “You’re very welcome. We try and get everyone to feel welcome and at home here at Dream Team SMP.”

- Tommy tells Quackity not to bond with the green bastard and starts walking down the Prime Path. Ponk comes over as well. Dream takes off all his armor.

- Quackity doesn’t want to take sides right now. Tommy fills him in on the war.

- Tommy shows Quackity his basement and puts Quackity in prison. He tries to put Dream in prison too, but Dream’s too quick and evades.

Enter The_Eret.

- Tommy notices a mark on Quackity’s face. Dream says it’s a battle scar from prison. Quackity is upset that Tommy keeps asking about his conditions.

- They show Quackity through the sewers.

- Ponk murders Jack. 

- Fundy meets Eret at the second tower to show him the scuffed redstone doors.

- Then, Fundy shows Eret what they’ve done at the castle, fencing off the throne as Fundy and Jack’s new territory. Fundy explains law in the Netherlands to Eret while they sit at a coffee table

- Eret asks if, were he to build a house above Fundy’s little cottage, he would then own that territory. 

Eret: “I think the turns have been tabled, Fundy.”

Fundy: “I think the turns have been coffee…tabled, if you wouldn’t mind.”

- They go back down to the throne and Eret says he doesn’t think this is how it works, as he still has the crown on his head.

- While Fundy struggles with his king skin, Eret builds a platform above the house at build limit, therefore reclaiming it as his territory. While he’s occupied, Fundy takes the entire throne and moves it slightly to the left.

Enter Punz.

- Punz tells Fundy that he’s fucked up. Tubbo joins the call to inform Fundy that there’s a cartel now. Punz tells Fundy that he’s killed Beenis, the original bee.

- Tubbo informs Fundy that Eret is summoning Herobrine while Fundy hides Pog the dog behind a wall. Eret finds him quickly.

- Punz joins the call to tell Fundy that he has evidence of Fundy murdering Beenis. Tubbo says he can be Fundy’s lawyer.

- Fundy puts on his king outfit. Punz and Tubbo come to the castle. Tubbo leads them all to court. He is a lawyer. They argue about who should go in the jail hole and the death hole.

- Punz tells Tubbo that he clipped evidence from his security cameras. He explains that Fundy broke the hive and it must have died.

Tubbo: “Be careful, I’m a lawyer.”

- Punz shows the evidence of Fundy breaking the hive. They debate whether the bee would have died.

Tubbo: “Oh my god, be careful I’m a lawyer.”

- Fundy says that he didn’t kidnap it, he didn’t kill it and he does not have it. Tubbo declares the first strike and asks Punz why the bee was outside. Punz says the bee usually comes back.

Tubbo: “Be careful, I’m a lawyer! Did I mention it?”

- Fundy says the enchants on his pickaxe included silk touch. Tubbo shoots Eret with an arrow.

Tubbo: “I am a lawyer! Be careful!”

…

Tubbo: (shooting Eret again) “Yeah you can. You can rename a corpse. Be careful, I’m a lawyer!”

Tubbo: “Punz, how sad are you that he’s dead on a scale of 1 to 10?”

Punz: “Just typing his name reminds me of all the memories we had.”

Tubbo: “How many memories is that? I need a number, so I can know how many, how many, how many…yeah. I’m a lawyer, be careful.”

- Tubbo makes a rough estimate of 200 and flicks another lever.

Tubbo: “I’m a lawyer, be careful!…be careful, I’m a lawyer!”

- Tubbo asks if Fundy has any valuables on him. Eret offers to hold onto anything, so Tubbo shoots him again.

Tubbo: “Be careful, I’m a lawyer, Eret! Be careful, be careful, I’m a lawyer. Yeah, I know you didn’t, and that’s why you should be careful, ‘cause I’m a lawyer.”

Tubbo: “Be careful! Be careful, I’m a lover! – I mean lawyer. Wrong one.”

- Fundy asks to make a claim.

Tubbo: “You’ve got one lever left. Be careful, I’m a lawyer.”

- Jack Manifold arrives in a king outfit. Tubbo promptly shoots him.

Tubbo: “Jack Manifold! Be careful, I’m a lawyer!”

…

Tubbo: “Hey, hey, you don’t talk to him! Be careful I’m a lawyer but I’m out of ar – Punz, do you have any arrows? …Thank you I’m a lawyer, thank you I’m a lawyer.”

“Guys! Be careful, I’m a lawyer!”

“Hey! Be careful, I’m a lawyer, I’m a lawyer. How much camera in – the – is there?…Okay, well you can’t leave that cell, so we’re gonna have to if this doesn’t work – be careful I’m a lawyer, Jack Manifold. Be careful. Be careful I’m a lawyer! Be careful, Eret, I’m a lawyer. (he shoots Eret again) No no no, that was just a lawyer shot.”

“Everyone be quiet, I’m a lawyer! Okay…so order in the lawyer! Order in the lawyer, everyone.”

- Punz suddenly murders Fundy. Tubbo tells them all to be careful, he’s a lawyer, as Fundy looks into his Ender Chest and sees the beehive there. Tubbo asks if Fundy wants to sue Punz, he’s a lawyer.

Jack: “Tubbo, Tubbo…so what do you do for a living?”

Tubbo: “I’m…I’m…I paint…sofas.”

- Tubbo declares them all L’Lawyerberg. They’re doing independence again. They all head back to the castle, having created Dream SMP’s newest law firm.

The End.

Can we talk about him screaming "QUACKITY!!" after Quackity died

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tommy and dream being brothers for 4 minutes and 58 seconds, prime boys supremacy

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