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I hope you know that if I see your profile picture as a fictional character or a live action character I WILL believe that YOU are said character.. okay..?

happy pride month to autistic trans people

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

I’m a guy with ever changing music taste but right now the chorus of take a slice by glass animals feels like the best thing to ever have been given to music fans

my red(?) flag is that i'll probably make an out of pocket joke (like a freaky one not racist) and if someone responds "????" or "WHAT" (perfectly reasonable responses) then i'll lose all confidence and ponder suicide for the next 10 or so minutes

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

when the ship so rare you get to make up a name

sorry moot darkschlorpo is RIGHT THERE YOU HAVE IT SERVED ON A SILVER PLATTER

wow I’m so stupid it’s that obvious.. I wished it could’ve been more creative /hj sorry sorry sorry

nah I get it cuz I'm always trying to come up with weird names for my ship, but I truly think darkschlorpo is the best one here

when the ship so rare you get to make up a name

sorry moot darkschlorpo is RIGHT THERE YOU HAVE IT SERVED ON A SILVER PLATTER