This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

This is so accurate. Ha

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

its called being exhausted

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”  “Alright roll” “…I got a one” “I try to convince the horse to break us out” “Roll…animal handling?” “I got a twenty”

Y'know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had

hopefully the next thing gen z/millennials kill are unpaid internships because those things are evil and radiate the most demonic energy

They push this shit so hard in schools & pass it off to kids like its just a normal part of the transitioning to adulthood process.

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit