Jack's Blog

Smoked an entire cigarette

Done drugs.

Written on a bathroom wall.

Read a George Orwell book. 

Used Twitter.

Listened to Lady Gaga

Been in a car accident. 

Gotten suspended. 

Gotten expelled.

Been allergic to something.

Got a computer virus.

Touched a real gun.

Had a dog.

Had a cat

Been pregnant.

Camped out

Swam in the ocean.

Wore a bikini 

Driven a car

Been sent to the principal.

Ever liked someone.

Failed a class.

Failed a test.

Went to summer school.

Got worse than a D

Got A’s and B’s.

Read an entire book.

Recorded my own music.

Had an xbox.

Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 

Wore fishnets.

Wore skinny jeans.

Hated someone.

Been cheated on.

Cheated on someone.

Practiced Christianity. 

Worn makeup.

Lied to my parents about where I was going.

Had surgery.

Had my license.

Worn coloured contacts.

Painted my nails black.

Broken someone’s heart. 

Had my heart broken.

Cried for an hour straight 

Lost something very valuable.

Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.

Broken a bone.

Gotten stung by a bee.

Eaten something bad/expired.

Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.

Danced with someone of the same sex.

Owned an ipod

Owned an iphone.

Fell for a best friend

Stole a friend’s significant other.

Went far away from home for more than a week.

Moved out.

Ran away.

Had a job.

Been fired.

Lied to a friend.

Lied to a family member.

Had a Facebook.

Posted a video on Youtube.

Started a rumor about someone.

Talked bad about someone

Deliberately failed a test.

Been skinny dipping.

Counted to a million.

Counted to a thousand.

Ate rabbit meat.

Ate duck meat.

Had fast food.

Been to Church.

Been to Canada. 

Been married.

Had a divorce.

Broke a glass

Hugged someone today.

Texted someone today.

Received a phone call today.

Threw something out of the window.

Ignored a text from someone on purpose.

Wished you were somebody else.

Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.

Been to a concert

Seen your favourite band live

Met a celebrity 

Met your favourite band 

-The former would be okay. The latter would… not. Unfortunately, it didn’t occur to Jack in the slightest that an actual alien probably wouldn’t know about movies from Earth.  He continued to stare at her, lingering uncomfortably on her colorless eyes.

Those bothered him.

i guess alien alien?

technically im from a different universe than humans, and im actually dead so i guess ive got alien alien written all over me?

atleast i think so??? im not really sure

-Weird question, did he even understand what she just said or did she just babble out weird nonsense again? Sometimes she really couldn’t tell, talking to people is hard.-

...Y-you're not gonna lay eggs down my throat and shit are you? ... Wha? another universe? You mean like, from another timeline or something?

-Unfortunately Jack was never the best at understanding the world at large around him, but at this point, he started to hide his confusion. If she was an Alien-alien, he'd best be careful, after all. Which was great, but it lasted all of a few seconds before she complimented his hair.-

-Jack’s face contorts in confusion and enthrallment. It looked sort of like a girl, sort of like a cat, and sort of like a demon from a sci fi movie. Before he could even stop himself, the words come tumbling out- 

-Nepeta turns waves to the stranger a bit halfheartedly, her milky white eyes blinking up at him. She seemed to be staring at his hair a bit more than his face.-

well im sure its kinda obvious that im not human

-The former would be okay. The latter would... not. Unfortunately, it didn't occur to Jack in the slightest that an actual alien probably wouldn't know about movies from Earth.  He continued to stare at her, lingering uncomfortably on her colorless eyes.

Those bothered him.

Good thing Rose took that Patriot Spy Girlfriend course on how to humor a manchild. I guess it helps that she thinks it’s cute (unless she just said that as part of humoring him).

I did a re-translation of part of the first line because the original Japanese makes a lot more sense in context than the official translation does; pretty sure this was an error related to “taihen” having very different definitions depending on the context in which it’s used. It can mean anything from “very much” to “oh no!” to “very difficult”; in this case I think maybe the translator mistakenly believed it was short for “taihen yoku dekita” which means “great job.”

This is a random post-save call you can get during bomb disposal.

(Transcript under the Read More)

This would be a joke.

The samurai narrowed his dark eyes, studying his new opponent further. His body had yet to take on that true, self-taught stance he’d become familiar with. There was a weakness here too, not entirely the fault of Jack’s, of course. Sam was in an exoskeleton suit, equipped with a hi-tech cyborg arm. No normal human would stand a chance … and no normal humans fought with blades in his time, anymore. He would have to make this very quick, to avoid hurting Jack too much. Sometimes it was difficult to remember that one was not slicing through metal.

It would be easier, Sam decided, if Jack came at him, first. He nodded his head just a bit, a smirk on his worn face. That blade in Jack’s hands wouldn’t last more than a single strike, if Sam put enough force behind it.

Would this be what propelled Raiden to get better?

But that was all the confidence Raiden was granted, before it was ungraciously swept out from under him in the form of Sam's superior handling. Sam's parry caught Raiden off guard, but he managed to keep his blade in hand. Unfortunately, this would also not last very long, as Raiden could not parry more than a single offensive blow from Sam, before the sheer strength with which the man wielded his blade proved to be too much. 

"Y-you broke it!"

holy shit i may actually use this blog again a bit wow

#WifeHerIf she encourages you to fap to pictures of her.

Relax, Rose; whose face do you think he’s picturing on those “voluptuous girls”? ;)

Not sure if you have to be in the men’s bathroom stalls, or if it also works in the women’s bathroom stalls. Feel free to check and let me know!

(Transcript under the Read More)

I’m not sure that’s something to be proud of, Jack.