Fatty-ology

We are sad to inform that Fatty passed away quietly on Wednesday morning. He was a grumpy pig, but he was a lovable grump. He will be dearly missed here on earth and he will be forever in our hearts. Rest in peace, Fatty. P.S. We’ll keep this blog active for reminiscing in the future.

Fatty likes to sleep, and when he does he usually sleeps with his eyes open as his other cavy brethren.

Entry #14: Fatty is a fan of comfy, warm beds - he does not goes “Woof”, though.

It is occasional for Fatty to miscalculate and exert too much force when he is moving his light, plastic house. Thus, he flips his house upside-down and waits for his owner to fix it.

“and there was immediate regrets.”

Entry #11: Fatty has been immortalized as a vector image.

The inspiration of naming this mode is an interesting one: Toads look pudgey and relaxed when they are in a neutral position. Hence, whenever Fatty is relaxed and “pudged-up” he is in Toad Mode.

That’s a voted peegh~.

One of the common modes Fatty positions himself in. The viewer will usually see him resting on top of his favorite, pink, home-made house. He arches inward, flattening himself in comfort after a hard day of munching, laying turds, and previous resting sessions.

Entry #7 Fatty is not a fan of toe nail trims.

Entry #6: Hand-feeding time~

Entry #5: Fatty enjoys face scratches. 

Entry #4: “Sphinx Mode” One of the many modes Fatty positions himself in. A majestic, stern pose that brings awe to the viewer that witnesses it. It is defined by sitting comfortably but with a serious posture, along with sticking both front feet aligning the head.

Entry #3: *sniff* *sniff* “I smell female (guinea pig).”

Entry #2: “The 3 face” Like other guinea pigs, Fatty displays a strong “3 face”. The name of the phrase is influenced from the internet use of the number 3 being used to emphasize the lips of a cute entity. Seeing the image above portrays such that. The “3 face” is a common expression one would see when he/she sees Fatty at a “below-the-chin” angle.

Entry #1: Fatty’s favorite vegetables are carrots and green lettuce. They are a favorite staple that Fatty consumes on a daily basis. The rate of consuming said veggies is extraordinarily fast - what a lard!