Alphonso Poopoo Fatty III

bonus:

Daniel Kaluuya

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

sees her brother after a v dangerous mission and immediately roasts him

continues to roast him throughout the movie despite a) him being king and b) them being in a political crisis

a small selection of things she roasts him on

his ex

his shoes

his old outdated technology

his ass getting kicked by her inventions

“WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSEEEE?” a true memelord

“don’t frighten me like that coloniser!”

pretends to challenge t’challa for the throne for the drama of it all 

somehow finds the time to completely redo her hair and outfit in a political crisis? iconic

sees things in science fiction and invents them

names said inventions after bad puns

always striving for improvement & understands that just because something works doesn’t mean it can’t be improved

“great, another broken white boy for us to fix” she Knows

wants to go to california for disneyland and coachella

checks which side of the road to drive on in the middle of a car chase bc she’s responsible