Inhale Love, Exhale Hate.

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

when will people realize that my opinions are facts

“Dude, stop following me.”

You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

baby want SNACK

I gasped!!!

are u kidding me 

“u kno what, bro?” “what?” “if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u” *clutches heart* “… bro”

I am awake but at what price