FatterDan

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Huge.

Big.

Enormous.

Ingredients:

Ice cream (400ml)

Heavy cream (600ml)

Steps:

1. Get non-seethrough cup with straw (metal) and make sure it holds a litre or more.

2. Wait for it to melt on a windowsill.

2a. If it's not hot enough put the bottle/metal cup surrounded by HOT water.

3. Add heavy cream

4. Stir.

5. (Optional) Add crushed ice.

Rough calories: 4000 and it doesn't look suspicious

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