ok

samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack* me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender edition*

Aries

Shiiiit

What a drag

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

Cinematic magic

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button

Person: *hurts me* Me: …you’ve been chopped

my possible career choices: cloud flower

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

no one should feel corny for expressing how they feel about their significant other bro like fuck what the bitter folks gotta say my nigga there’s no shame in being proud and being in love 

when there’s Some Big Meme sweeping the internet but it never crosses your dash so all you see is the remix meme and you’ve gotta sherlock holmes your way to the original like some kind of historical memeologist