Paladin’s Grace dialogue prompts
“An abomination. I believe the cook called it gravy.”
“I do not mind scowling for hours, but my feet don’t care for the standing. And it’s hard to look menacing if they bring me a stool.”
“On the bright side, no one’s stabbed me in months.”
“Three severed heads were found in the river in a month.”
“I am merely the muscle today.”
“Having a handsome young fellow to look at for a few minutes was better than any medicine I could mix up.”
“Making her comfortable is not so small a thing.”
“If we could fight sickness with swords, even I might take up the blade.”
“You’re quite a long way from home.”
“Errr…You’re not going to turn me in, are you?”
“I hate to leave a rescue only halfway finished.”
“What in the name of all the saints is on your head?”
“He smelled like gingerbread?”
“I have never been wistful in my life.”
“You’re telling me that a beautiful woman jumped into your arms and began moaning in your ear, you rescued her from the enemy, and you didn’t even get her name?”
“I didn’t say she was beautiful.”
“All women are beautiful. It is the job of their lovers to make them feel that way if they do not already.”
“I am not her lover!”
“Do you mean you can’t get it up?”
“Are you waiting for the gods to send you a signed invitation? For it seems they have dropped a rock on your head from a great height and still you do not see it!”
“A woman has to look out for her own interests sometimes.”
“It’ll be fine. You’ll be the eccentric genius. I’ll do all the talking.”
“You’re complaining? At least you get to wear armour and stand around looking militant.”
“I’ll have you know that some of my favourite aunts were bandits!”
“You ever kill someone with an ice swan?”
“I clubbed someone unconscious with a frozen goose once.”
“I hope you are wearing comfortable boots.”
“This looks like I’m a prostitute on her first day on the job.”
“Would you like to come back in a decade or so? I might feel better about this by then.”
“You know as well as I do that looking like you’re wearing no makeup takes twice as much work.”
“I will excommunicate everyone and no one will get to go to the circus.”
“Just talk to her, you blithering idiot.”
“Why, how delightfully daring! You were slumming! Oh, what fun!”
“Scents are very good at calling up memories and not all memories are good ones.”
“You seem to know a great deal about poison.”
“My intentions, believe it or not, are good.”
“It’s a hard world when people are sending children to do their dirty work.”
“I do not think my opinion is trustworthy in this.”
“I am hardly qualified! I swing swords and look imposing.”
“Do you need me to beat you a few times until you find your courage?”
“I knit socks. I am a sock knitter. Person. Who knits. Mostly socks.”
“If he’s looking at me, it’s because he’s hoping you won’t notice that he’s watching you.”
“I’m going to go out on a limb and say that once you’re in a place where you chop people’s heads off for the fun of it, you probably don’t come back from there.”
“Relief feels like happiness, if you don’t know the difference.”
“You may have rescued me a time or two, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to fall at your feet.”
“Would it be so bad to have someone else watching out for you?”
“Normal people flirt. Apparently we just exchange terrible life stories.”
“I wanted to tear his head off and drink blood from the stump.”
“I’d have let him fuck me right there, if it hadn’t been three feet of mud.”
“The mud does put a damper on things.”
“Shoulders for days and toe-curling kisses? What’s not to love?”
“Come quietly. We don’t want to cause a scene.”
“You tried to fight a rain barrel.”
“I should warn you. I’m not…I’m not much good at this.”
“It’s not usual that the gentleman’s clothes are more complex than the lady’s.”
“You might want to get dressed. Or not, it’s up to you. I warn you though, I’m very noble and all but I do ogle.”
“There will not be a bloodbath! I absolutely forbid a bloodbath at this hour!”
“We have numerous reports of someone matching your description violently attacking the statue and eventually toppling it. It was an expensive statue and the grandson of the sculptor is very upset.”
“What two people do when they have been running for their lives may be quite different than what they’d choose to do otherwise. If you’d prefer that I go…”
“I love you. Probably more than is safe, for someone like me.”
“I might have run amok and stabbed people with a broken perfume bottle, but I didn’t.”
“Thank you for not rescueing me.”
“This is not exactly the way I hoped to spend time in your bed.”
“If he’d been a problem, I’m afraid I could have, at best, fallen heavily on him.”
“We need eachother.”
“I don’t suppose you might need another pair of socks?”
