for all your rp starter needs.

( usft, from various songs, please feel free to change pronouns / wording. )

" i like the way you kiss me. "

" you take the heat and with such grace. "

" i can tell you miss me. "

" can i help you out? "

" does it turn you on when i turn you around? "

" can we make a scene? "

" can you make it loud? "

" baby, i'm so proud of you. "

" i've got an appetite. "

" i want to kiss you. "

" i don't care if you're using me, i just want to ruin these sheets. "

" take my tongue and lead it southbound. "

" i'm falling for you. "

" if you ask, i'm crawling on my knees. "

" just want to fuck you all night. "

" that body's a blessing, girl. "

" how much can you handle? "

" show me how you like it done. "

" you're all mine. "

" i'll make you feel like you're the one. "

" take off your clothes. "

" get on your knees. "

" i'll show you things you've never done. "

" i want to feel the rush. "

" i want to get you going. "

" i want to make you mine. "

" i can't take no more. "

" we can share one seat. "

" i think you know what this is, i think you want to... "

" you could do it on your own, while you're looking at me. "

" tonight, you'll be mine. "

" i want to give my all to you. "

" i love that fucking sound that you make. "

" might just fall in love for the night. "

" i want you riding shotgun on my face. "

" i want to be yours. "

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how easy is it to make them angry? do they show their anger or hide it?

do they believe in soulmates?

do they have any pet peeves?

do they have a happy place? somewhere they go to in their heads when they need to relax?

at what stage of their life were they the happiest?

at what stage of their life were they the least happy?

at a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone buy them a drink?

have they ever broken any bones? if yes, how?

do they have any memories / experiences they'd rather forget?

what is their favourite memory from their childhood?

do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?

do they have any favourite possessions?

do they have any tattoos? if no, would they ever consider getting one?

do they have any piercings? if no, would they ever consider getting any?

what is their dream house like?

what is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?

how good are they at choosing gifts for others?

do they have a certain skill that they're particularly proud of?

how would a stranger they just met describe them?

how would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?

do they have any personal insecurities?

what is their highest physical stat ( strength, stamina, defence, speed, etc ) and their highest non-physical stat ( intelligence, perception, charisma, luck, etc )?

how would they react to finding out someone lied to them, even if it was for their own safety / well-being?

do they prefer cold weather or warm weather?

how easy is it for them to say "i love you"?

how easy is it for them to tell someone about their worries?

have they ever witnessed someone die?

are they ticklish?

how high / low is their pain tolerance?

is there something they secretly wish they could do but are too afraid to?

are they a messy eater or neat eater?

what moment of their life made them feel most unloved?

what moment of their life made them feel most loved?

which of the senses would they hate to lose the most: vision, hearing, smell, taste or touch?

are they good at small talk?

if they could ask anyone one question and get the absolute truth, who and what would they ask?

if they had the chance, would they prefer to travel to the past of to the future?

who had the biggest impact in their life, both positive and negative?

would they rather live life always surrounded by people, or always alone?

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

" i don't want to insult your artistic talent, but this is awful. "

" no messing about. are you serious? "

" what goes on in your head? "

" you tell me two days ago you're going out for a beer, you only come home now without calling, without letting me know in any way. "

" you know what's great? sleep is great. "

" all day yesterday i didn't call her once, just like you said. "

" i am gonna solve this case. "

" are you lying for your own personal gain? "

" you did nothing wrong. "

" who takes a knife with them to a fucking disco? "

" you can crash here too if you want. "

" i was never here, understood? "

" i was following orders. "

" you think i'm guilty. "

" i only wanted to be good enough for you. "

" i have thought about it, for [ number ] years now. "

" don't be like him. just leave it all behind you. "

" i didn't think i'd ever see you again. "

" destruction isn't negative. "

" you have to destroy things to build something new. "

" you'll sleep by me, don't like being alone. "

" you don't stand a chance against them. "

" does that mean we're a team? "

" i know who you are, and i know what you do. "

" if you kill him, that is murder. "

" elimination of a traitor, not murder. "

" when your back's against the wall, you have to think strategically. "

" do you know who you're talking to? do you know what i can do to you? "

" i'm not interested in money. "

" without money, you are nothing. "

" loss is always painful. "

" money alone doesn't make you happy. "

" what have i got to lose? "

" that's taking the law into your own hands, you can't do that. "

" if you're caught now, you'll go to jail for the rest of you life, is that what you want to happen? "

" i do really fucking care about what happens to you. "

" do you think you'll get away with all this? "

" i'll hunt you, and i will put you in prison for it. that's who i am. "

" you're really cute. "

" don't underestimate me. "

" we both don't like being underestimated. "

" you're totally free now and you should take advantage of that. "

" the world is so beautiful, in spite of all the chaos. "

" do you know that i'm not scared of you? "

" are you spying on me now? "

" i don't lie to you all the time. "

" i protect people. that's my job. "

" for once in your life why can't you just be proud of me? "

" you don't always have to understand everything that a person does. "

" maybe today i spontaneously decided to do something different. "

" that's so childish, what you're doing right now. "

" is he gone? "

" i don't think he saw us. "

" i'd like to talk to you. "

" if you shoot someone, there is a way to do it properly, and i know just how to do it. "

" stop lying to me. "

" i never wanted to hurt anybody. "

" i can see you've got a good heart. "

" you have to be strong now. "

" i didn't mean to. "

" calm down. "

" he fired at me. "

" you had no other choice. "

" you can't compare them, the past and the present. "

" i love you, and i'm extremely worried about you. "

" i don't want anything to happen to you. "

" did you want to kill me?! "

" i don't work with professional killers. "

" by the way, i just saved your life. "

" you know i love you. "

" why don't you pick up the phone when i call you? "

" when we work together, then we follow my rules, alright? "

" my rule is you don't kill any more people. that is not okay. "

" we were never friends, but now it's just us. "

" there is no 'us'. "

" this is all your fault. "

" you were pretty lucky, the doctor's say not to be alarmed but all the same, you need to rest, okay? "

" what do you think i am, a mass murderer? "

" i killed a human being. "

" was it your first time? "

" he got what he deserved, don't worry about it. "

" shit, you've got a fucking machine gun in the kitchen cupboard! "

" you promised me before that there'd be no more killing. "

" killing doesn't get you anywhere. killing... kills... people. "

" you shot me! you actually shot me! "

" it's not good when feelings come into play. "

" are you threatening me? "

" you were always so fucking arrogant. "

" i don't like sleeping on my own. "

" i thought i'd lost you. "

" you should get some sleep. "

" that was actually the worst thing for me, the day i could no longer remember her smell. "

" it's not just about what you want. "

" i'm caught up in this just as much as you are. "

" if it wasn't for me, you'd be dead. "

" this was the first decision i've ever made for myself. "

" can i come in? i don't have anywhere else to go. "

" you're a fucking traitor. "

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

" it's just, when you add obviously, it feels a little less obvious. "

" how do you really feel about your father? "

" it's as if, maybe, it's a little more complicated than you feel comfortable admitting which... is completely understandable. "

" shit. my nose is bleeding. thought i was getting emotionally snotty. "

" it's probably from when i kicked you in the face. "

" i'm going to hang you off the side of this building, and you're going to tell me where [ name ] is, or i'm going to drop you to your death. "

" you know, for being a real piece of shit, you're pretty easy to talk to. "

" i'm not telling you shit, you fucking loser! "

" honestly, it was nice talking to someone about this stuff. "

" i'm really glad i kidnapped you tonight. "

" can i get a copy of that video when we're through here? 'cause i'm about to fuck you up and those videos do numbers. maybe we can go viral. "

" can we just skip to the part where you reveal your bullshit superpower so we can fight for real? "

" i know who you are, you're, like, famous. "

" you look like you could use a drink. "

" it takes a lot for me to feel anything. "

" i guess i just like helping people. "

" i'm not quite drunk enough to share my origin story just yet, but remind me to tell you some day. "

" i'm sorry if i gave the wrong impression. "

" i'm so sorry, i totally misread that. "

" you have a lot left to give. "

" did i drool on you? "

" i'm not done saving you yet. "

" every time i walk in this place, i get sad. "

" this is the type of apartment you see, when the detective kicks the door in, you know? shine the flashlight, serial killer shit. "

" that's longer than any conversation i ever had with him. "

" i would literally let everyone here melt in eternal hell, including you, before anything happens to this dog. "

" i refuse to believe that's what he sounds like. "

" sometimes you just gotta shake shit up. "

" you think it's a bad idea? "

" you said it with a hot voice, so i assumed you meant boobs. "

" only god can judge me. "

" i'm judging you right now. "

" i'm losing feeling in my hand, and not in a fun, kinky way. "

" you look, uh, different. "

" you let your guard down, you perish. "

" that's a pretty fucked way to live. "

" nobody sabotages me, except me... but that's more of an existential thing. "

" i'm your punishment. "

" your face is looking far less stabbable today. "

" ask next time, or there won't be a next time. "

" i thought that would be more difficult. "

" that's got a name, it's teamwork. "

" are you smoking in a playground? the fuck's wrong with you? "

" some people are born to be heroes. i'm not one of them. "

" i have fucking villain powers. "

" being a villain is my fate. "

" i don't regret it, i know that for sure. "

" did you just give me an updown? "

" this isn't why you're here but can you zip me up? "

" last time i went through a breakup i drank mezcal until i blacked out. "

" do you think there is someone else? perhaps another lover could be the cause of all this. "

" so you are to blame for my sadness? "

" i'm not that good of a kisser. "

" i had a dream last night that we were fucking. "

" i'm doing that thing where i imagine being with someone, you know? see how it feels, how it looks. you know, like trying on a dress. "

" you were there? "

" i could be anywhere. "

" bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking shrapnel out of your chest... not for whatever this is. "

" you sound like my first manager, i fired his ass. "

" what, are you going to snitch on me? "

" you should be out doing good. "

" you aren't my typical romantic companion, but i could be persuaded. "

" teamwork slows me down. "

" you spying on me? "

" i'm a loner, a rebel. "

" people have expectations and they never meet me first, it's always the superhero. it's hard to live up to. "

" was that less of a mistake than the first one? "

" oh, so this is a date. "

" i actually prefer brunettes, so this is great. "

" what're we, like, friends now? "

" all i want is a conversation. "

" you're not supposed to lift without a spot. "

" normies need babysitters, so you don't hurt yourself thinking you're a hero. "

" it's time for you to accept that you don't got it anymore. "

" if you wanted to grab dinner, all you had to do was ask. "

" you're not my type. "

" secret identities are secret for a reason. "

" we don't kill people. we're the good guys. "

" bitches out here wearing ski masks and robbing banks, where's the originality? "

" i don't know you, and i don't like not knowing people. "

" be honest, am i going to make a fool of myself if i sing whitney houston? "

" heroes don't start fights. "

" you saved my life. "

" how long was i out? "

" i'm not good enough. "

" you might not believe in yourself right now but, i believe in you. "

" some people, they're black holes. you reach out to help them and they just suck you in and do whatever the fuck black holes do, i don't know. they fuck you up. "

" you gave us a fucking scare. "

" bare walls are a sign of depression. "

" can't shoot what you can't see. "

" you are no fucking hero! "

" you think you're invisible, but i fucking see you. "

" you don't know anything about me. "

" i know you're fucking dangerous, what else do i need to know? "

" you ever think about why we do what we do? help people? put it all on the line for someone who won't ever know your name, won't send you a thank you card, won't be at your bedside when you get hurt... "

" i'm too old to be crying. "

" i've found doing something good, always helps when i'm feeling bad. "

" we've got a job to do. "

" not talking about it won't make it go away. "

" now isn't the time to cast blame. "

" i really do appreciate you defending me, but you shouldn't. "

" this is probably hard for you to hear right now, but this isn't your fault. "

" i forgive you, so there. "

" you can't fucking forgive me. "

" if you're going to blow some fucker's brains out, nonslip mats are a must. "

" feels silly calling it a hideout. "

" you think you can beat the bad by being good. "

" there's no solving human nature. "

" you can't stop evil, all you can do is control it. "

" i thought you wanted revenge. "

" heroes are the past. "

" i'll kill you. "

" this is why i hate luck. runs out. "

" i fired the bartender, but i can still get you something to drink. "

" you made them nervous. "

" how'd you find me? "

" don't worry, i've got you. "

" just need to... sit here for like... a few weeks, then i'll be right as rain. "

" when the pain's constant, it's easier to get used to. that goes for physical and emotional. "

" thanks for getting out of bed or whatever you were up to. "

" you've got a lot of explaining to do. "

" my whole life started to flash before my eyes. "

" don't hurt yourself. "

" i see you in trouble and i just can't help myself. "

" i didn't do anything! "

" you sure know a lot about the plan for someone not involved. "

" they tried to recruit me, of course they did. but i said no. "

" you didn't lie to me, but you didn't tell me the truth. "

" you're late. "

" i can't tell you how boring life is without surprises. "

" i hope my saving you from collision was appropriate? "

" i've never been more insulted in my life. "

" being a professional yourself, you should know, it wasn't personal. "

" this isn't you. "

" i thought i had friends, but you made me realise i never actually did. "

" there isn't a thing you can do that i haven't modelled out. "

" i'm a bad person, but i'm a man of my word. "

" i've been through all the game theory on this moment a thousand times. i'm not steps ahead, i'm miles, so don't fucking test me. "

" the only way to keep you from knowing what i'm doing is to not have any idea what i'm doing. "

" don't be mad. you lost. it happens. "

" i guess i can still be surprised. "

" how am i the one on a stretcher when you look like hammered shit? "

" it didn't hit anything, bullet went straight through. "

" quick hero lesson: when you jump in front of a bullet, you're supposed to actually stop it, y' know? that's kind of the whole point. "

" maybe you should let a nice moment be nice every now and then. "

" i've had half a beer and i'm already feeling it. "

ace friendly. please feel free to change pronouns as needed. do not steal. this is original.

this post is 18+, please be responsible.

do they enjoy physical contact? what's their favourite kind? do they have any weak spots? what about hugs?

what's their stamina like? can they go for hours? do they need to rest and hydrate regularly? have they always been like that?

do they enjoy kissing? have they ever kissed anyone? how skilled or experienced are they?

have they ever had sex? do they enjoy it? if no, does your muse have anything they find sensual without it being sexual? things they appreciate without it escalating.

what's one of their fantasies? if they don't have a fantasy, is there any reason?

have they ever been caught during sex? if not, what does your muse think of that risk?

what's their love language(s)? go into depth. what makes those their favourite? does it change depending on the person? what are some little details about what makes your muse tick?

are they into roleplay? if not, why?

are they into bondage? if not, why?

when it comes to climaxing, how easy is it for your muse? if it's difficult, how does that make them feel? do they even bother? why is it easy / difficult?

how does your muse feel about sex generally? outside of whether they enjoy it, do they think it's good, bad, ugly, attractive? would they like to have more or less of it?

is your muse adventurous? does it outside of the bedroom / in public or somewhere they're not supposed to? why do you think that is?

are they vocal? in turn, do they enjoy vocal partners?

are they embarrassed by sex? if so, why is that? if not, where did they get that courage from?

what is their position? dominant, submissive, switch? name any others i haven't listed.

what do they consider the perfect night? candles, a picnic, a dinner at a restaurant... what's the best way to woo your muse on a date?

are they casual lovers or intimate ones? intense or not?

is your muse a controlling lover / partner? in what way?

was your muse's first time a positive one? if yes, what went right? if no, what went wrong? please remember to tag any potentially triggering content. if your muse hasn't had a first time, do they want one?

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

" are you to complain the entire day? "

" i feel like a princess. do i look like one? "

" if this is not a sight for my sore eyes. "

" someone may hear us. "

" i will always protect you. "

" i am looking out for you. "

" i am protecting you, it is my duty. "

" you have no idea what it is to be a woman. "

" is that envy i detect in your voice? "

" you appear displeased. "

" it would be better if you refrained from thinking about me at all. "

" i assure you, i am anything but interested in you. "

" do not make this any more difficult than it already is. "

" i cannot see you anymore. "

" you said you would always protect me. "

" i did not know you would be here. "

" do you think yourself better than me? "

" you cannot possibly be thinking of marrying him. "

" if this is to work, we must appear madly in love. "

" there is too much blood. "

" if i were truly courting you i would not need flowers, only five minutes alone with you in a drawing room. "

" no one can know about our little arrangement. "

" would it pain you to wear some colour? "

" i was afraid even of my own reflection. "

" i am quite capable of speaking for myself. "

" i was trying to help. "

" i do suppose if i was forced to take a wife, you would be the least objectionable option. "

" you look in a great deal of pain. "

" one cannot judge a book by its cover. "

" i will not tolerate a bully. "

" that was entirely your fault. "

" i could not sleep. "

" it seems the art is not the only beautiful thing on display at present. "

" are you spying on me now? "

" i wanted to see you. "

" you are only here because you are jealous. "

" i am here because i miss you. "

" i cannot think of anything else. "

" you are perfection itself. "

" i misjudged you. "

" are you to tell me you're actually sorry to see me go? "

" love changes nothing. "

" we are not friends. "

" it is not safe out here. "

" there is no expectation or judgement here. "

" you can feel free to be yourself here. "

" what if you get yourself killed? "

" for what it is worth, i am sorry. "

" your apology is worth nothing to me. "

" are you hurt? tell me! "

" you deserve everything your heart desires. "

" while you may be content to accept defeat, it is certainly not how i approach things. "

" you have always been a terrible shot. "

" i cannot sleep. "

" why must everything be so bright? "

" we should not be alone in here. "

" i can hardly believe i am saying this, but we cannot go further. "

" everyone enjoys secrets. "

" i cannot stop thinking of you. "

" i am yours, i have always been yours. "

" you burn for me? "

" tell me what you thought about, when you were alone. "

" you have been a true friend. "

" you chose this for yourself. "

" you chose to lie to me. "

" i did not realise i had a choice. "

" something troubles you. "

" so you admit it now, you were acting a fool? "

" you may hurt now, but the pain will pass. "

" you will be better off without me. "

" you're angry, but not with me. "

" i envisioned myself on your arm, dancing the entire night away. "

" you are lost, and i cannot allow you to set me adrift as well. "

" pride, it will cost you everything and leave you with nothing. "

" there is nothing you cannot do. "

" just because something is not perfect, does not make it any less worthy of love. "

" i am tired of pretending, and i cannot continue acting as if i do not love you. "

" i love all of you, even the parts that you believe are too dark and too shameful. "

" i do not want to be alone. "

feel free to change pronouns / wording! spoilers ahead!

— " we didn't save anyone, did we? " — " none of this is fucking fair. " — " when we kill him, we kill him slowly. " — " first of all, 'okay' means stop. " — " sorry, i was in the moment. " — " i know i'm a hard-ass, and maybe overprotective. " — " i can't hold myself responsible for another person's emotional state. " — " are you in fucking therapy? " — " don't tell anyone i'm in therapy. " — " it ain't the scope, it's the shooter. " — " you wandered off on your own. we have rules for reasons. " — " i woke up this morning feeling sad. " — " you're lying to me, and it's exhausting. " — " you can't heal something unless you're brave enough to say it out loud. " — " i can help you. say it out loud, no matter what is, no matter how bad, i promise i will help. " — " jokes aside, can you take things a little more seriously? " — " tell you what, you can go with me. " — " how many infected does it take to bring down a bear? " — " maybe there's a regular person who's trapped and needs help. " — " did you get bit? do i have to shoot you in the face? " — " i hate these things. " — " i have a very serious question for you. how bad do i smell? " — " every guy in this room is staring at you right now. " — " i'm not a threat. " — " i don't need your fucking help. " — " we said that we weren't gonna hurt anyone else. " — " wow, you look like shit. " — " it didn't mean anything. " — " prepare for the worst, hope for the best. " — " ten seconds in, i already can't feel my ass. " — " what are you gonna do? couldn't be saved. " — " where the fuck did they even come from? " — " if i don't make it, i don't make it. " — " i'm gonna take a look. " — " do we look like raiders to you? " — " you're tough, i guess you probably have to be, killing all those people. " — " we don't kill people that can't defend themselves. " — " there are just some things everyone agrees are just fucking wrong. " — " you don't get to rush this. " — " please, get up. " — " i'm gonna kill you. " — " are you in pain? " — " your final moment with someone doesn't define your whole time with them. " — " you cost us time. you let them get away. " — " why wouldn't we wanna take our vengeance? " — " forgive and be forgiven. " — " i normally don't think before i talk, which has gotten me in trouble before, a lot. " — " i don't think that we're strangers to each other. " — " i want to know that i can count on you. " — " i swear, if someone hurts any of you, or the people you love, you can count on me. " — " you're not here 'cause you're worried about me. " — " some people just can't be saved. " — " i shoot a guy, and you feel sorry for me? " — " holy shit that came on fast, how the fuck did you know that was gonna happen? " — " it doesn't mean anything, if that's what you're asking. " — " it wasn't easy to look at either. " — " it's quiet. " — " too quiet. " — " i was trying to sound like a badass. " — " you wanna die? fine. " — " welcome to the fight. " — " now, make your choice. " — " alright, hit it. people to kill. " — " i've never seen a tank this close. " — " these guys were just assholes killed by other assholes. " — " shout if something tries to kill you. " — " is this place gonna fall down on us? " — " please don't make this any harder than it has to be. " — " i would die for you. " — " is this where you were bitten before? " — " it's a little thing, but when you start to hide little things they become big things. " — " i knew how you felt about me. " — " i was hiding it really well. " — " not everyone's as brave as you. " — " you don't have to go. " — " your soldiers are loyal to you. " — " i thought maybe he had been bit. " — " these motherfuckers talk on the radio like they know no one is listening. " — " they're overconfident, it gives us an edge. " — " what we're doing is reckless. " — " are you sure this way is safe? " — " you don't trust me? " — " let's just talk like everything's fine because if i get too anxious i'm gonna barf again. " — " we shouldn't be here. " — " i shouldn't have dragged you here. "

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

“ i presume the prospect of a viral pandemic keeps you up at night as well? ”

“ you like saying no. ”  

“ i was gonna make you birthday pancakes. ”  

“ how old are you again? ”    

“ you’re still alive, you old fucker. ”  

“ i was getting worried. ”  

“ you locked the door for once, good job. ”

“ i put the change back because i’m an honest thief. ”

“ help me. ”  

“ you killed her. ”  

“ we’re gonna be brave, and we’re gonna get outta this. ”

“ i got you. ”  

“ hey! no one told you to move. ”  

“ are you alone? ”  

“ well, the more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep, i guess. ”

“ it’s easy to make a mistake in the dark. ”  

“ you gonna keep me here? kill me? ”  

“ i’d like to go home and drink ‘til my face stops hurting. ”

“ people are gonna come looking for me. ”  

“ there are worse things than infected out there. ”

“ i got jumped by a couple guys. ”  

“ it’s a miracle you’re alive. ”  

“ i need you to take a breath. ”  

“ rebellion takes time. ”  

“ keep it quiet. ”  

“ you were safe there until you decided to sneak out. ”

“ i wasn’t expecting it. ”  

“ you can’t be stupid like this. ”  

“ it’s our business to know things. ”  

“ your watch is broken. ”  

“ you mumble in your sleep. ”  

“ look how dark it is. ”  

“ i’m not sick! ”  

“ i’m not infected. ”  

“ i think what really impressed them was the fact that i didn’t turn into a fucking monster. ”

“ better them than us. ”  

“ i’m gonna talk to you like you’re an adult. ”  

“ can i have a gun? ”  

“ people like to tell stories. ”  

“ you try climbing ten fucking floors with our knees, see how you feel. ”

“ no more questions about me. ”  

“ was it hard? like, knowing they were people once. ”

“ you’re not immune from being ripped apart. ”

“ from this point forward, we are silent. ”  

“ well, i didn’t shit my pants, so... ”  

“ save who you can save. ”  

“ nobody made you go along with this plan. ”

“ don’t blame me for something that isn’t my fault. ”

“ you ask a lot of goddamn questions. ”

“ if you have to get bit to be infected, then who bit the first person? ”

“ there’s stuff up there you shouldn’t see. ”

“ well now i have to see. ”

“ i thought about lying for some reason, but the reason didn’t come. ”

“ if i feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is gonna show up here looking for a free lunch. ”

“ you already know i’m bad at lying. ”

“ everything tastes good when you’re starving. ”

“ paying attention to things, it’s how we show love. ”

“ there are no friends to be had. ”

“ i was never afraid before you showed up. ”

“ we have a job to do, and god help any motherfuckers who stand in our way. ”

“ you do what i say when i say it. ”

“ it doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationary. ”

“ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ”

“ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. ”

“ if you don’t think there’s hope for the world, why bother going on? ”

“ you think i won’t do it? ”

“ i didn’t hear that guy coming. ”

“ i know what it’s like, the first time that you hurt someone like that. ”

“ you shouldn’t have had to, and i’m sorry. ”

“ it wasn’t my first time. ”

“ where would you be without me, huh? ”

“ how did you know it was an ambush? ”

“ we did what we needed to survive. ”

“ did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? yeah, it runs in your jeans. ”

“ i’ve been watching them, i know their patterns. ”  

“ i’m gonna trust you. ”  

“ never killed anyone. ”  

“ pointing an unloaded gun at you was the closest i’ve ever come to being violent. ”

“ i am the bad guy because i did a bad guy thing. ”  

“ have you been back to the room you grew up in? ”  

“ this is what happens when you fuck with fate. ”  

“ are you ever scared? ”   

“ i’m scared of ending up alone. ”  

“ stay awake with me. ”  

“ holy shit, are you dying? ”  

“ just a reminder that if you’re dead, i’m fucked. ”

“ you don’t know how to whistle? ”  

“ does it sound like i know how to whistle? ”  

“ you should teach me how to hunt. ”  

“ a bad reputation doesn’t mean you’re bad. ”  

“ thanks for still giving a shit about me. ”  

“ i did those things to keep us alive. ”  

“ we murdered people, and i don’t judge your for it. ”

“ be careful who you put your faith in. the only people who can betray us are the ones we trust. ”

“ you’re the only one i trust. ”  

“ is this really all they had to worry about? boys, movies, deciding which shirt goes with which skirt… it’s bizarre. ”

“ what are you so afraid of? ”  

“ you have no idea what loss is. ”  

“ everybody i have cared for has either died, or left me. ”

“ don’t tell me that i would be safer with somebody else because the truth is, i would just be more scared! ”

“ i am not flinching. the rifle just sucks. ”

“ they’re not following us, i think we’re safe. ”

“ what the fuck is wrong with you, sneaking up on me like that? ”

“ was that the first dead body you ever saw? ”

“ as much as i love arguing with your stubborn ass, we’re on a mission here. ” 

“ are you gonna kill me? this seems like the perfect place to do it. ”

“ what did the frustrated cannibal do? he threw up his hands. ”

“ what did the triangle say to the circle? you’re so pointless. ”

“ how does a computer get drunk? it takes screenshots. ”

“ you don’t know what it was like to have a family, to belong. ”

“ goddamn it, i wanna punch you so bad. ”

“ we can just be all poetic and shit and lose our minds together. ”

“ i sensed doubt in there. ”  

“ i need to know you’re with me. ”  

“ any sudden moves, i put one right between your eyes. ”

“ it’s hard to trust strangers. ”  

“ luck? there’s no such thing as luck. ”  

“ i believe everything happens for a reason. ”  

“ i can protect you. ”  

“ do not fall asleep. ”  

“ i started worrying you wouldn’t wake up. ”  

“ i’m afraid of you. ”  

“ you’re a dangerous person, you’ve certainly proven that. ”

“ you can’t survive on your own, no one can. ”  

“ you remind me of me. ”  

“ you have a violent heart. ”  

“ it’s okay, baby girl. i got you. ”  

“ it’s not your fault. ”  

“ you want to learn how to play guitar? ”  

“ you kinda seem extra quiet today. ”  

“ when i went to pull the trigger i flinched. ”  

“ so time heals all wounds, i guess. ”  

“ people are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. too soon? ”

“ moon rocks taste better than earth rocks. why? because they’re meteor. ”

“ what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot. ”

“ you got hit pretty hard. ”  

“ that’s not on you. ”  

“ sometimes things don’t work out the way we hope. ”  

feel free to change pronouns / wording! spoilers ahead!

feel free to change pronouns / wording! spoilers ahead!

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

feel free to change pronouns / wording! spoilers ahead!

who have they lost? who were they to them? what impact did their loss have?

when did they first kill? did they kill pre-apocalypse or post? who was it, someone memorable or not? do they remember it, is it blurry or do they not care to remember? does it impact how they kill now?

have they ever joined any groups? what are they called and what is their goal? is it a big group or small? what’s the leader like and what was their relationship with them? are they still with them now or have they disbursed - or did they escape?

did they have experience with weapons pre-apocalypse?

are they a resourceful survivor or largely dependent on others?

do they have family still alive? who? tell us about them as survivors. do they argue? have they grown apart?

has your character ever had a moment where they've considered giving up? what kept them going?

does your character have any pets? if so, how are they looked after during the apocalypse? do they stay at home or come out into the danger zone? if no pets, did they ever have one once post-apocalypse? do they want one?

have they ever been held hostage?

do they have any scars? what are they from? how long did they take to heal?

do they prefer to travel alone or in the company of others? are they a people person or a loner?

would they die for a stranger or are they an every man for himself kind of person?

are there any creative hobbies your muse has picked up during the apocalypse? music, poetry, art, writing, cooking? are they any good? do they share their talent?

what simple things do they miss most? what do they crave?

if they live in a group of any kind, are they respected or disliked? do people fear or get along with them?

have they developed romantic feelings for any other survivors? who? are they still around?

what are their thoughts on finding love during the apocalypse?

has your character ever saved someone from death? what was the context? do they save people often / is it a habit of theirs?

do they have many belongings or do they pack light? are they sentimental at all? if not, is that since the apocalypse or from before?

feel free to change pronouns / wording!