Road to Nowhere

Bad day to be the former PM of an island-based constitutional monarchy

its so sad that there were people in the past that were really good at posting but never got to post. how many mesopotamians had bangers about how sorghum farmers be like ready to go and had the bad luck to be born six thousand years before posts

Little German boy vacuuming his house like ja das crumbsinsoil go up thru the suckentuber

I just thought it meant the cat was simultaneously Catholic and pissed about the unwanted quartering of soldiers in your home

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

mutuals since tumblr banned cock and areolas

Why is this so goddamn funny

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them

This guys a shapeshifter