█ ▌❝ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ ✔

inbox memes // @ofrefletcion

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a backflip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock | fly a plane | train a dog/cat | fix a car | apologize | write a business letter | write in a second language | say the alphabet backwards | read music | cook complex meals | change oil | paint nails | draw | socialize | march | take apart a gun | drive a rig | operate a tank | climb a tree | rock climb | tie a cherry stem | basic first-aid | draw blood | put out a fire

inbox memes  //  @vagiinity

“What? That wasn’t a compliment, moppet. Be ashamed, is where I’m going with this. Your aunts run the finest trouble-making establishment in the country, and you haven’t blown up the school yet. What’re you waiting for? Hang on—don’t tell me.”

Georgia lent in conspiratorially.

“You’re keeping a low profile now so that when the time comes, you can get into some real earth-shattering mischief, right?”

                  ❝  i’m actually on track for  head boy  —  wait,  aunts?  ❞     he’d probably struck out again with his  shameless  admission of academic achievement, but teddy didn’t care. he’d found something else to latch onto, so he took a moment to  process  it before reconsidering his answer.     ❝  ...i dunno.  first year i was in detention  LOADS,  but i don’t think i was clever enough to  do  anything. now it just feels like a ride to the end.  ❞