Edwin Jarvis

"But everythin’s where it’s’posed to be!"

"Sir, we've talked about this."

Very well. I will get it right away.

       An old woman told me I shouldn’t look so angry.        But I wasn’t angry. I really, really, really, really        really wasn’t. It’s just my resting face.

Now, why were you speaking to an older lady?

    No, no, I don’t flatter people. I’m against it, Jarvis. Me? Quite well, thank you. And yourself? Remaining busy?

Certainly. I've got my work cut out for me, after all.

"Is it a mama game or is it a papa game?"

"Neither. It is a let us see how fast we can clean Anthony's room game."

 Would you care for some tea?

I — ( she has half the mind to protest ) yes, actually. 

     Why thank you, Jarvis. You look rather handsome this evening as well.

You flatter me. How are you?

"Can you fix this?”

"Course I can."

"Very good. You fix this up, and then we'll play a game."

Colin Firth for El Pais magazine [2013]