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Omg I’ve never loved something more. When the chorus hit the serotonin was FLOWIN

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i have never felt greater trepidation than in playing this audio file

lynati

*dances*

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Well, that was easy.

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Non cooking spray stick

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Non spray stick cooking

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Non cooking stick spray

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yeah okay ill reblog that

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same dynamic

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Dionysus on Theseus and Ariadne

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In most versions of the Theseus myth, he dumps her literally/figuratively on the island of Naxos, Dionysus’s sacred island and sails back to Athens without her. The next day Dionysus is like “Hey beautiful castaway, I notice you’re living in a lean-to in my backyard, want to get married just a fuck you to Theseus?” and is faithful to her for the rest of her life.

When Athenians told the story, because they wanted to make their hometown boy look good, they say Dionysus actually demanded her as tribute for safe passage back to Athens…but I prefer to believe Dionysus is the patron of the fake/revenge dating that becomes real romance trope

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Bread thief. (via lexiyounng)

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That is the funniest fucking response to anything I’ve ever seen in my life ever

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jokerous

Two tickets for Barbenheimer please (x)

jaubaius

Best one ever😂❤️💃🎼🎵🎤

jamesroach

i had a dream i took a covid test and the result was loss

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Everyone please look at my coworker’s cat that she posted to our work chat

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Haaaa i love salmon run

even tho i still can’t get pass profreshional +3 T0T

I swear those Cochock hit you so hard, even your previous lives can feel it ahdfjskdfj Also omg I got no more juice, can’t finish the last few frames T3T

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