Mimetime Crimetime

i dont care about ur butthole

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

“of course this is the bare minimum amount of labor someone must perform to be a human being worthy of being alive! what do you think, rimon?” brother if i told you what i think about this your head would fucking explode.

1) THE MINOTAUR

who is the person in the corner

Nancy Pelosi

short guys saying they can’t get a date is always so funny to me. im 5’6” and people want to throw me around like a chew toy I don’t know what you’re doing wrong

women will dm me and tell me how much they want to swing me at a wall (flirtatiously) and men buy me cars and houses due to my beauty and it’s all because I’m the human equivalent of a purse dogy

& the very idea of not being able to collect past books is like kind of shitty if someone doesn't play a season they're fucked essentially

im literally always saying this

WRONG POST. WRONG POST

This is art, to me

I cant take a man seriously if hes bad at fishing minigame