what are they proud of?

imagine yr carrie brownstein and you start fucking around with yr bandmate/best friend and she has a boyfriend and he's like yeah whatever just don't have sex but pussy so bomb SHE breaks UP with HIM so you two can get it on or something and he sends you a congratulations card on it and after a while YOU break up with HER but you do it while you guys are on a hike in the woods together? and yr both totally lost and BOTH crying and when you finally escape the woods you have to go back to her house to get a bunch of yr shit cuz you were sort of living with her at the time anyway then you guys are recording yr next album and almost every single song on it is about you and the breakup 😬 and you have to sing the backup vocals for it and also on the song about how hot her new boyfriend makes her. then you get the name of the album, yr breakup album, tattooed on your RIBS

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits