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do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

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foldingfittedsheets

My latest project: make a fake cereal. I made Mushloops which was just an elaborate gag about parasitic mushrooms propagating through cereal.

foldingfittedsheets

My beloved, apropos of nothing, just announced, “You should have named your fake cereal Fun*ga*loops.”

I paused in confusion. “Do you mean… the- the cereal I made for class three years ago?”

“Yeah. Fun*ga*loops. I think about it sometimes.”

“…why?”

“When I eat my little mushrooms for breakfast, I think about it. I think kids would like saying it more that MuShLoOps.”

When I wrote this post they insisted on making sure I spelled it right. I handed over my phone and then gaped at what they handed back. “It’s got stars. Kids love stars!”

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umbrellamoss

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

guldentusks

Lino-loon!

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Doorway II

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Suzanne Fabry (Belgian, 1904–1985) - La capture (self-portrait with a unicorn)

daily-memory-of-touch

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

pheenick

handmade

#<3 #high rollers

toskarin

you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

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mountain lion

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

deathwarlock

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

littlestpersimmon

Free Ornamentation III. This work is dedicated to the public domain ♡

sunshineface

Wind Farm 12”x12” acrylic on canvas

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bish0ps

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

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doomscrolling thru the weather app

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