Team Poncho

My favorite thing about Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency is that I could literally tell you the entire plot and you would have no idea because it sounds batshit insane.

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Sad man’s life falling apart coincides with the culmination of a time traveling inventor’s quest to get his multi-purpose invention back from a murder cult that ruined his life.

Lonely man gets advice from himself from the future on how to make friends by committing several felonies, breaking Einstein’s general relativity, and almost dying twice in the span of a week.

reclusive woman learns to let go of fear caused by crippling hallucinatory disorder through advice from a semi-telepathic government project runaway, aided by the friendship & healing abilities of four rambunctious vampires.

psychic-but-not-really man finally gets some fucking friends

Stolen corgi ties together the lives of broke bellhop, lanky psychic, anxious badass, housebound punk drummer, four vampires, the most adorable kidnapper/assassin you’ll ever meet, tech savvy taxi man and ted from schitts creek

Reblogging for @flailfail ‘s tags:  #how did any of them keep a straight face while shooting this scene #‘we’re badasses now. we’re big badasses’ dfjfdgjfdgjgfdjhg  #this scene is all the proof you need that dirk is living as many dghda fics in his head as we the fandom are