"Gunshots from the other Side"

You can tell we're getting into the desperate months of zucchini excess by the way the New York times just sent out a list of 107 zucchini recipes.

Oh thank god

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

being friends with people with boyfriends will have them giving you relationship advice like have you tried dating an ugly man who you’re not attracted to at all? have you given an ugly man you’re not attracted to and have nothing in common with a chance perhaps? maybe you’re single because you won’t date an ugly boring man you’re not attracted to and have nothing in common with?

Tire Dragons are my favorite magical beasts.

joy is stored in the tire monster!

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

someone should remake lord of the rings as a grandfather telling a fantasy story to his grand child with flashbacks to world war one showing the dead boys and men the characters were based on. grandpa why didn’t they just fly. because they didn’t. they didn’t.

…oh.

Yeah, The Dead Marshes is literally just The Mud That Ate People in Belgium