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Any song can be a bar fight song if you throw hands with enough ✨️p a s s i o n✨️

#bar fight #fight #throw hands #hehe #haha #haha funny

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I think it's so funny that #NotMyRodrick completely stopped them from making anymore live action Diary Of A Wimpy Kid movies

#diary of a wimpy kid #not my rodrick

When some white guy from Missouri becomes a CEO and builds a pyramid it's "ethical" and "Didn't kill hundreds of people", but when I, Pharoah Khufu,

#egypt #ancient egypt #hieroglyphs #bass pro shops #bass pro pyramid #giza pyramids #pyramid head #haha funny #haha #hahaha #hehehe #hehe #hehe :3

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

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Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

My wife who went to nursing school has asked me, a CLOWN to weigh in with my opinions on medical stuff. Um, ma'am?

#nurselife #nurse #norse #nursing #clown #clowning #honk honk #haha #funny ha ha #giggles

Legends: Arceus will always be superior to Legends: ZA to me purely because PAL starts with God sending you back in time to essentially seek out The Holy Grail. Meanwhile PLZA not only has to traveling to FRANCE but also saving it which is basically two bullets in the same foot.

#pokemon #pokeblogging #pokemon legends za #pokemon legends arceus #ranting #france

fapperghasted

[Me, about to get my blood sucked by a vampire]: So this is how it ends...

[Vampire]: Rips ass

[Me, now taking the situation so much less seriously] Pffft, more like Count Brap-ula

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[Me, about to get my blood sucked by Eminem]: So this is how it ends...

[Eminem]: Rips ass

[Me, now taking the situation so much less seriously]: Pffft, more like Brap-God...

[Eminem]: ...

[Me]: ...

[Eminem]: Now this looks like a job for me-

#haha #haha funny #eminem #marshall mathers #rap god #rap #now-this-looks-like-a-job-for-me #kill me #im sorry

Just remembered the Pepsi shirt that I tie-dyed over a year ago at a college event is still in a ziploc bag hiding somewhere in my house after I:

1. Forgot to take it out of the bag to dry it

2. Forgot to unpack it after I moved

3. Forgot I knew how to tie-dye in the first place

#pepsicola #diet pepsi #t shirt #ha ha funny #tie dye

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[Me, about to get my blood sucked by a vampire]: So this is how it ends...

[Vampire]: Rips ass

[Me, now taking the situation so much less seriously] Pffft, more like Count Brap-ula

#brainrot #flatulence #vampires #twilight #edward cullen #dracula #nosferatu #im-sorry #not-funny #end-me #ha ha funny

[Me, about to get my blood sucked by a vampire]: So this is how it ends...

[Vampire]: Rips ass

[Me, now taking the situation so much less seriously] Pffft, more like Count Brap-ula

#brainrot #flatulence #vampires #twilight #edward cullen #dracula #nosferatu #im-sorry #not-funny #end-me #ha ha funny

rifa

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

I just know that mfs who could fushigi got mad pussy back in the day

#fushigi yuugi #fushigi #ball #balls #haha #ha ha funny

#isopods #isoposting #isopod-ass #aquarium #hehehe #ha ha funny

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Just absolutely destroyed a double cryin' dripped out Glizz-boingboing in front of the Golden Gate Bridge

Completely Weenie-mogged those other tourists

Straight up bratwurstmaxxing

I am so sausage-pilled bro

#hotdog #hotdogs #weenies #bratwurst #glizzy #sausage #double-barrel-shaboingboing #san-francisco #foodie #food-blog

Me: [Cracks knuckles]

Sonic The Hedgehog: Please stop.

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic fandom #hehe #hehehe #ha ha funny #meme #sega #sega sonic #knuckles the echidna #crack fic

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