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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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macklin celebrini has autism

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Kaledo Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
cherry valley forever

#extradirty
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Show & Tell

Origami Around

shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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the haters are out here.... baffling and intriguing me... Martha phone the constable
no pardon, acab, my apologies
Martha, phone Big Tony and his ilk
the haters are out here.... baffling and intriguing me... Martha phone the constable
forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man
dude in the other side of the confessional, smoothing back his more salt than pepper hair, tugging at his collar, breaking into a slight nervous sweat that highlights his crows feet and laugh lines: Is that so?
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf
This entire conversation is somehow 90% people infantilizing themselves and 10% actually people talking about the issue of men who never grow out of dating 18/19 year olds. No it is not a big deal when a 25 year old dates a 35 year old please get a grip
is this real?
Probably.
Starlight Dress // Flora & Lane
There's no cold quite like not enough blood in your body cold. I've been out in -20s F (ca. -30C). I've gotten hypothermia. I've gotten frostbite. And those are definitely more dangerous. But there's a persistence that can't be dealt with in bloodloss. Once you get inside with hypothermia, you feel your body warm from the inside. And with frostbite, the same thing comes to feel like burning as you regain sensation in your damaged nerves. But there's a persistence with bloodloss that is hard to describe. It's warm out, and yet you still feel cold. It feels, almost, like the cold is coming from within.

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Naruto but these guys get to be 70s
one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"
once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that
told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall
bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street
me: they aren't
bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height
me: you're looking down slightly babe
bf: why would i do that
me: because you're tall
incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"
if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver
Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.
he wears glasses he's just dumb
update to this post from yesterday:
bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4
he is he's very pretty
Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....
having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs
which is to say that yes, he is kronk
fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
[video description: mark kanemura lip-syncing and dancing along carly rae jepsen’s cut to the feeling, the chorus just starting im the video. he is wearing nothing but rainbow briefs, a rainbow flag wrapped around his hips, and a rainbow scarf hanging from his neck, while on his head multiple bob-length, colored wigs are stacked, which he plucks off along to the beat and throws off-screen towards the camera. every wig is colored in the scheme of the pride rainbow; the final bob-length wig he dramatically removes with the scarf, revealing a longer wig underneath thats in a rainbow gradient. pulling out a fan and opening it with a snap, he fans himself, then throws that away too, then grabs the last wig and shakes confetti out of it on top of his head. he throws the wig at the camera, and the video ends /end description]

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welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
What’s that? Zoom in.
…DEAR GOD.
Vampire fashion by DevilInspired.