mothman is my dad

i want a mysterious source of income

the haters are out here.... baffling and intriguing me... Martha phone the constable

forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man

dude in the other side of the confessional, smoothing back his more salt than pepper hair, tugging at his collar, breaking into a slight nervous sweat that highlights his crows feet and laugh lines: Is that so?

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

This entire conversation is somehow 90% people infantilizing themselves and 10% actually people talking about the issue of men who never grow out of dating 18/19 year olds. No it is not a big deal when a 25 year old dates a 35 year old please get a grip

is this real?

Probably.

There's no cold quite like not enough blood in your body cold. I've been out in -20s F (ca. -30C). I've gotten hypothermia. I've gotten frostbite. And those are definitely more dangerous. But there's a persistence that can't be dealt with in bloodloss. Once you get inside with hypothermia, you feel your body warm from the inside. And with frostbite, the same thing comes to feel like burning as you regain sensation in your damaged nerves. But there's a persistence with bloodloss that is hard to describe. It's warm out, and yet you still feel cold. It feels, almost, like the cold is coming from within.

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.

he wears glasses he's just dumb

Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[video description: mark kanemura lip-syncing and dancing along carly rae jepsen’s cut to the feeling, the chorus just starting im the video. he is wearing nothing but rainbow briefs, a rainbow flag wrapped around his hips, and a rainbow scarf hanging from his neck, while on his head multiple bob-length, colored wigs are stacked, which he plucks off along to the beat and throws off-screen towards the camera. every wig is colored in the scheme of the pride rainbow; the final bob-length wig he dramatically removes with the scarf, revealing a longer wig underneath thats in a rainbow gradient. pulling out a fan and opening it with a snap, he fans himself, then throws that away too, then grabs the last wig and shakes confetti out of it on top of his head. he throws the wig at the camera, and the video ends /end description]

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welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you