Overshare

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

the father the son and the holy spirit

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

@haricot-heretic

forgive me father for sometimes i just say things

There is no final version of myself. I am in a constant state of change.