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I am planning to! School has been a big obstacle lately, but I will try to update it more often! I am also doing well, thank you for asking~

My plans:

I've also been looking at other AU writers/artists (from different places) so that I can improve my AUs!

I'm also thinking of becoming an ao3 or wattpad writer too!

SPIDERMAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS

it was so good

i cried twice

i cried so loudly when aunt may died

i understood ned's lola bc im filo too

my family and i were laughing really hard during ned's lola's scene

i love how dark/mature this movie was

i liked the fan service/nostalgia

tobey and andrew were amazing

andrew's peter radiated bi energy

when andrew saved mj that was amazing

green goblin was really scary

the ending made me cry

for the plotholes about the "forget peter parker" spell, it should get cleared up bc that was confusing

did everyone in the ENTIRE multiverse forget who peter was, or was it just tom's universe?

if it was the entire multiverse, how would the other peters react?

i think strange still knows that peter is spiderman

this better not be the last we see of mj and ned

does peter just not exist anymore? how is he going to get money and how does the government see him? did people forget hes aunt may's nephew?

i wish feast was explored more

peter was literally going ps4 mode on goblin, he saw the triangle+circle button right over his head and kept spamming it

I hope he got into MIT

what happened to the villains when they returned, did they die??? bc they went back to the moment they were taken from

were the villains variants? if so, could there be an otto and osborn in tom's universe?

all too well (ten minute version) (peter's version)

that final suit looks amazing

when itto flexes his arms, the kids love to try and pull his arms down as a sign of strength. itto never budges though.

itto likes to put children on his shoulders and the kid grabs his horns and likes to guide itto to where they want to go.

when the festivities roll around yoimiya and the kids love to decorate itto's horns

itto probably doesn't work out, he's just buff naturally (due to being an oni)

itto likes to arm wrestle the ronin (and any other buff guy in inazuma)

itto puts on a smile to hide his inner turmoil

if itto works out, the kids love to watch him and try to do the same exercises he does. he encourages them but stops them when they're about to hurt themselves.

itto knows how to do the splits

when parents scold their children (for dumb stuff) itto sits by the children and listens to the scolding too

itto self projects on characters from books/shows/whatever entertainment exists on teyvat

itto gives fitness tips to gorou

hes not afraid to cry

he thinks kokomi is an actual fish

hes lowkey jealous of yae miko, kujou sara, and gorou for not being human and fitting into human society well

the only reason he hasn't been exiled yet is because of ayato

he plays with his food and then eats it

he seems like "fight first, talk later" but is actually "talk first, fight later"

itto likes to be around children bc he thinks its impossible for him to have a child

he stays happy because inside he's really sad

whenever itto feels sad he plays with kids

Reasoning:

Childe is Fatui, Diluc hates Fatui (Enemies to Lovers)

Vaporize Comp (So sexy)

RED VS BLUE (Enemies to Lovers again)

Childe and Diluc work together to defeat the Fatui (Childe does want to beat all the Fatui Harbingers)

Diluc learns more about the Fatui from Childe

Both of them are older brothers (They understand each other)

Both went through immense trauma (They really relate to each other)

🔴!!!TW: MAKING OUT, LOVE, IMPLIED SEX SCENE!!!🔴

PART 2

Zhongli and Childe arrive to their home. Their home is simple, yet modern. It is a two story house, with a medium-sized backyard, and a small front yard. The garage fits two cars in it, and leads into the kitchen. The kitchen was also modern, sporting a gas stove, a fridge, sink, and a table big enough to dine eight people. The door to the backyard was in the kitchen. The backyard has a cement floor bordering the grass. That was it. By the kitchen is the living room and home gym. The living room has a couch and TV, with the TV being a 40 inch flat screen. To the left is a home gym. This is rarely used by Childe, however, as he goes to another place to workout and train. Instead, this is gym is tailored for Zhongli's liking. The right of the living room is stairs to the second floor. Upstairs was small. A master bedroom and restroom is all it is. Zhongli greatly enjoys the simplistic nature of the house, and Childe enjoys spending time with Zhongli at home.

"Alright then. I'm going to go take a shower." Childe winked at Zhongli before Childe walking upstairs and showering. Zhongli locked the car and door, and started to prepare a snack. He cooked some seafood soup for him and Childe. Childe constantly says he doesn't have a favorite food, but Zhongli knows Childe secretly favours seafood soup over anything else. He pulled open a utensil drawer, which was full of chopsticks, to get spoons for the food. The food was put on the table, with two bowls opposite each other. Zhongli was sitting on one side waiting. Shortly after, Childe finished showering.

"Finally he's done. Now we can enjoy this quiet meal together after a day of hard work."

"Oh, Zhongli! Can you come up here for a second!" Childe shouted from upstairs. Zhongli walked upstairs to look for Childe. First he checked the restroom, he wasn't there. Then he checked the bedroom, and found Childe lying on the bed. It was dark in the room, the chill air wasn't disturbed by light. A blanket was covering Childe up. Zhongli started to brighten the lights.

"Ouch, my eyes! Childe exclaimed. His hand covered his hurt eyes. Zhongli dimmed the lights.

"More. Dim it more. No, more," Zhongli continued to dim it. "That's perfect." Childe told him. The darkness of the room brightened to shine the ambiance of amber. The chill air sweetened into a romantic breeze. Love was in the air.

Childe took off the blanket and stood, revealing he has no shirt on. Zhongli knew what was going to happen, but played dumb, he said, "Do you need help putting on a shirt?"

Childe laughed, "No, but I do want to put on you." Childe walked up to Zhongli and started to gently unbutton his clothes. Zhongli complied and helped take it off. His body was no longer concealed by the void. Zhongli was muscular, with a body rivaling that of Childe's.

"Shall we?" The two asked at the same time. Childe let out a laugh, and brought Zhongli to the bed. They softly lied down and looked at each other's eyes. The brown-orange eyes Zhongli bears matched with the scene of the room, Childe thought. And the the navy-blue eyes Childe has stands out from the rest of everything else, thought Zhongli. The two were locked in together, the rest of the world withered away as they felt like the only people in the world.

Zhongli grabbed Childe's hand. It was warm. The heat from the blanket and shower combined with the cold softened Childe's hands. It was comfortable, not rough like how boxers' hands usually are. The hands of Zhongli were aromatic from cooking the soup. The aroma pleased Childe, and he recognized the scent right away.

He brought Zhongli's hand closer to his cheek, and the scent blew across his nose. He kissed its palm and looked at Zhongli.

"Thank you, for being with me. I don't know how I would live without you." Childe smiled. His eyes were halfway closed.

"As do I. I won't leave you, no matter what. You matter so much to me." Zhongli delicately touched Childe's cheek. He moved his hand to reach Childe's back, and carefully brought him closer.

Childe shifted his forehead so their foreheads would connect. He let go of Zhongli's hand, and moved Zhongli's hair out of his face. The two looked at each other, smiling.

"I love you," Came out of their mouths at the same time. They leaned in and kissed each other on the lips. Childe rolled over on top of Zhongli, and held himself up in a push up position. Another kiss was shared.

Zhongli then started to feel Childe’s body. He started to caress Childe’s muscular arms, starting from his forearms. His forearms were ripped, Zhongli felt every muscle in Childe’s forearms. Going up, he felt Childe’s upper arms. Such firm arms, Zhongli thought to himself. You can easily mistake his arms as a rock from the stone forest, he thought some more. Moving on to the torso, Zhongli slowly felt Childe’s plump chest and abs. He was incredibly in the moment.

“Such strength and definition, like a masterpiece painted by an artist.” Zhongli unknowingly said aloud. He kept feeling Childe’s abs. Childe blushed after hearing that out loud, and his face flushed. He felt a little embarrassed after hearing that, and let out a little smile. The smile shifted into a smirk as he replied,

“You like that don’t you?” Now, it was Zhongli’s turn to blush. He realized he said his last statement praising Childe out loud. Childe chuckled and lowered himself onto Zhongli. Lips touched, and bodies connected. He let go of his push up position, as there was no point to hold himself up. Zhongli grabbed Childe’s waist and held him up, to prevent shortness of breath. Childe took this opening to percieve Zhongli’s arms.

Childe adjusted his hands so it was placed onto Zhongli’s biceps. His biceps were dense like crystal ore, a quality that Childe was enjoying during this time. He tilted forward slightly, gently forcing Zhongli to put more strength into holding Childe up. Childe felt Zhongli’s arms harden as he moved forward.

“You easily have a boxers’ body, Zhongli. Why do you hide it behind layers of clothing?” Childe asked. His intent was genuine, as his boyfriend could actually give himself a fighting challenge.

Zhongli replied, “I keep myself reserved except for those who I deem worthy. You are easily the worthiest one.” Zhongli tried to keep up with holding Childe, but struggled since he was moving so much. He liked the feeling, however. Due to concealing his body, no one compliments nor acknowledges the physical traits of Zhongli. Instead, they praise his intellect.

Childe moved so much Zhongli decided to lower him. Both Childe and Zhongli felt a peculiar object on them now. Zhongli let go of Childe’s waist to feel the object on his stomach. He quickly realized what it was. They were both turned on. The two exchanged glances and nodded. On top of each other, they continued with their playing.

The amber lighting in the room was later complimented by the sunrise. Childe and Zhongli were asleep, holding each other in bed.

🔴!!!TW: BLOOD!!!🔴

PART 1

A punch grazes the air then a fist slams into a face. A nose cracks, blood flies, and a body falls to the floor. The winner of this boxing match was a tall, muscular, lean man, possessing qualities reminiscent of a teenager or young adult. Not a single hint of punches or bruises were on his body. It was as pure as a temple.

"The winner is... Childe!" The announcer shouts to the audience. The boxer, Childe, was looking out to the audience. A wild fan, wearing all the Childe merchandise was cheering and hollering loudly. A man wearing all black with traces of orange is clapping his hands moderately. He stands in the alleyway where the fighters enter and exit. This man was Zhongli. He is around Childe's age, though slightly older. He wore a black suit wherever he went, concealing his physical body into his own void.

Childe put on his robe and got out of the ring. The robe covered him, but the lower part was open, showing the lower half of his abs. He started walking to the exit. Several fans and reporters were on the sides begging him to acknowledge them.

"Hello! Hi! I'm sorry I'm going to go first." Childe said awkwardly as he waved. Zhongli started to walk into the alleyway as well, avoiding attention from the crowd Childe attracted. Childe soon followed.

"That went certainly well, don't you think Zhongli? He rarely landed a punch on me!" Childe excitingly told Zhongli.

"Correction. He never landed a punch on you. To say he rarely did implies he hit you at least once during the match. That is false-" Zhongli paused. "-Childe." Childe smiled at Zhongli, and laughed.

"You still haven't gotten used to it, have you?" Childe joked.

"Forgive me. It's just I rarely talk with you in front of others, I forgot about our aliases." Zhongli said.

"It's alright, as long as you still get to stay with me, Morax." Childe called Zhongli by his real name. Zhongli is an alias for Zhongli, or Morax, though few have been bestowed the honor of knowing his true name.

"I will never leave your side, Tartaglia." Tartaglia was Childe's first name. Ever since Childe started to become famous, many people forgot him as Tartaglia, and instead remember him as Childe, the boxer.

The pair entered the locker room on their side of the stadium. Childe took off his robe and began changing.

"Don't worry. I'll take a shower when we get home. I'm feeling tired." Sighing Childe. Childe stretched his arms into the air, and his triceps started to flex. The lighting of the room hit his arms and defined the shadows of his muscles. He bent forward, and his abs contracted. He then stood up straight and rolled his shoulders back. The muscles of his back flexed with each roll. Zhongli couldn't help but watch.

Childe glimpsed at Zhongli watching him and said, "Are you enjoying the show?" Childe smirked at Zhongli, and Zhongli started to blush. He crossed his arms and leaned on the wall. He used his fist to cover his mouth, as if inspecting something profound. Zhongli was so focused, he didn't realize someone was knocking on the door.

"Hey! Is Zhongli there! I would like to speak with him!" Zhongli snapped out of his trance and left the room.

"Hello, you needed me?" Zhongli looked at the person. Surely, this person was not a boxer, he thought. This person was a male, fairly shorter than Zhongli, and was small. He wore a white jacket and brown gloves. His hair was long with a small ponytail at the back of his head. He wasn't exactly muscular or brawny, but more slim and beautiful.

"My name is Albedo. I am an agent for the Knights of Favonius. I was wondering is we could arrange a match for one of our boxers with Childe." Albedo stated this elegantly. Zhongli was considering his offer.

He responded, "Allow me to discuss this with Childe."

"Discuss with me about what?" Childe asks as he left the locker room. Albedo restates his request.

"Is he new to boxing?" Childe founded an interest for this.

Albedo replies, "Not exactly. He has trained for a long time, but is new to the competitive scene of boxing. However, he hasn't lost a single one."

Childe smiled. "Alright then. I accept this offer. We, like all people, must step outside of our boundaries when we enter something new. We can't be picky about the unknown. Even children must learn to eat their vegetables." Zhongli looked at Childe, but this time with a look saying, are you sure about this?

"I will leave the details of this match to my agent and you. Good night." Childe started to walk away. "Are you coming Zhongli?."

Zhongli sighed. "Here is my contact information," He handed Albedo a card. "Speak with me when you are ready to discuss more in-depth about this." Zhongli started to walk away.

The Fatui is the name of a gym where Childe trains. The Wangsheng Parlor is the company building for business affairs. The building is where other managers meet up with Zhongli to arrange matches and other things.

Childe boxes the other Genshin Impact characters, and some treasure hoarders (and some other people).