CRIMSON VS. FANNY
Crimson's song VS. Fanny's song
"Who will win? Let's find out!"
Crimson
Fanny
I am happy to announce I have safely received my medicine, and unhappy to announce my assistant advised me that I should be more "charismatic". More charismatic! Pah! Crack a few jokes? Make a mockery of all this?
Oh, well, here goes. "I wonder if this breaks the hippocratic oath". That was the joke written down on paper.
It does remain to be seen how a battle between one who has sworn to do No Harm and one who... Well.
If crimson loses any organs this round I am taking them he will be fine without them 😈
Oh my!!
Do you need help sir!?!
Your body looks so damaged!!
What?!?!
Ma'am I don't need health care my body will heal itself
Everyone says that!
“Oh, it’ll heal in a couple days,” “It’ll be good in a week,” NONESENSE!
You need help and I’m not letting you put it off!
[ Fanny reached into her purse and pulled out a comically large 6ft tall syringe. ]
Now just stand still so I can heal you!
Do doctors these days not know what mortality is!?!?!
It’s a silly myth that uses the basis of magic to discredit the medical field!
I don’t care if you know alchemy or the sorcerer’s stone, or whatever!
It is still my job to help those in need, and clearly you are!
[ She attempted to inject the mysterious green liquid with the syringe into Crimson. ]












