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rinawhitefang

Have you thought about installing the Linux on your computer?

@randythehacker

.. What the hell is a 'Linux'..?

randythehacker

we have a non-believer I see

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

where the hell did ma fucking saw go!!!!!

I sure hope dat Lily lady didn't take it like with ma fucking WD-40

#hacker post #guilty gear rp

happyhealingchaos

Did you steal my saw?

@randythehacker

Mm? I have no need for saws - well, occasionally I do but why would i steal yours?

randythehacker

You're going to use it for evil aren't you?

happyhealingchaos

WHEN DID I SAY I HAD IT, FOOL

randythehacker

Fine I will leave you alone on Tumblr for now

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

happyhealingchaos

Did you steal my saw?

@randythehacker

Mm? I have no need for saws - well, occasionally I do but why would i steal yours?

randythehacker

You're going to use it for evil aren't you?

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

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xhappydestructiveaccidentx

Did you steal my saw?

@randythehacker

. . .

What kind of use would I have for a saw? Check the pink guy.

randythehacker

How many of y'all are there?!?!

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

noir-chaos

Did you steal my WD-40 I need to clean my lawn mower

@randythehacker

yeah but im a cop so im immune to crime

randythehacker

I hate y'all

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

dreamlike--reality

Did you steal my WD-40

@randythehacker

that was yours? I saw it near the entrance to my shop and I thought it was a gift. I guess the duct tape with "RANDY'S WD40, DO NOT STEAL" written on it in sharpie would've tipped me off to the contrary, but that's the past, and now my shoulderblade no longer squeaks, so i consider it a win/win.

randythehacker

How did it even get there!!!!!!!

dreamlike--reality

zero clue, but it's not my problem anymore since i used up the rest of the can... BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

uhhhh how do i make this up to you... uh, my bedframe dualboots Gentoo and Nix, is that good enough?

randythehacker

Dual boots is good enough thanks ma'am

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

dreamlike--reality

Did you steal my WD-40

@randythehacker

that was yours? I saw it near the entrance to my shop and I thought it was a gift. I guess the duct tape with "RANDY'S WD40, DO NOT STEAL" written on it in sharpie would've tipped me off to the contrary, but that's the past, and now my shoulderblade no longer squeaks, so i consider it a win/win.

randythehacker

How did it even get there!!!!!!!

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

xhappydestructiveaccidentx

Did you steal my WD-40

@randythehacker

Nah I'm nowhere near you. Ask the other ones.

randythehacker

When I find who took it

it is going to be bad

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I can't find my WD-40

Where da f*** is ma WD-40

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former-senator-nerville-hammer

[Hits you with the Linux beam]

This is what the power of Linux gives you

@randythehacker

randythehacker

You can't handle da holy power of Linux

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former-senator-nerville-hammer

Have you thought about installing Linux on your computer

@randythehacker

If I had one now then perhaps I would. Why? What is Linux?

randythehacker

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

former-senator-nerville-hammer

You like committing war crimes you must be a Windows user

@randythehacker

I lost access to most of my devices after passing. All I have left is my phone. Quite pathetic I must say.

randythehacker

Even worse

#hacker reblog #guilty gear rp

randythehacker

Uhh hey Randy.

(She knocks on the door, her fingers still covered in Zappa’s blood from the operation.)

I know I’m just here all of a sudden, but Zappa went into labor and I had to deliver your guy’s baby, they’re on the couch for you to go see them.

( @fannygg )

He what!?!?

[the door falls down to reveal him with a horrified look on his face]

I just got new child

I just got a new child

Take me to zap

fannygg

Alrighty come with me…

(Shock from the procedure still on her face, as she leads Randy to the living room where a curtain covers the couch obscuring it)

Here you are…

randythehacker

My handsome boyfriend with My daughter my beautiful daughter!

ghost-researcher

Randy what is going on why did the penguin come out?!?!

randythehacker

Da Spirit of Linux has blessed me!!!!!

ghost-researcher

That's not answering my question.....

randythehacker

@fannygg thank you so much for your help

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randythehacker

Uhh hey Randy.

(She knocks on the door, her fingers still covered in Zappa’s blood from the operation.)

I know I’m just here all of a sudden, but Zappa went into labor and I had to deliver your guy’s baby, they’re on the couch for you to go see them.

( @fannygg )

He what!?!?

[the door falls down to reveal him with a horrified look on his face]

I just got new child