way to go, paul

im sorry pooh bear’s what now

I’m sorry, there’s poster paint in this?????

why is this pasta

Every time I see this I just quietly message it to a selection of people who are Never Grateful Enough

the reason things like zack and cody and waverly place worked is because they were simple concepts that you could do a lot with. two twins live in a hotel. the same twins live on a cruise ship. wizards and other fantasy creatures exist in an urban setting. Nowadays Disney and Nickelodean sitcoms are all like ‘this family has a dog that can eat metal’ and they expect five seasons out of that.

yes

At least this new and intense wave of porn bots are mostly gay. That’s societal progress.

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

im very happy and proud that i live for women and not for men

Live for Jesus and not other people, no matter their gender. Living for other people will always leave you dissapointed and empty in the end but He will always accept you and love you.

is jesus paying my bills

No but He is your creator and He loves your dearly. He will guide you towards internal peace and inner joy through relationship with Him going into eternity. :)

id rather get these bills paid

Well He’s probably not going to pay your bills for you, sorry.

ok well fuck him

cursed image

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

grandma knew what she was doing

Im the grandma

why is grandma being interrogated behind him

Grandma is doing the interrogation.

imagine how fucking funny infinity war would’ve been if thanos’ snap randomly selected him as well