All characters deserve LOVE

1.        Kimi Nishino & Nishiki Nishio – Chemistry

They would be awesome teachers and they would have very well-done classes, where they would teach everything in a way to appeal to the students. They’d be calm and patient. Having them both as teachers simultaneously, Kimi would be very warm and friendly and would chat with the students, while Nishiki would be more reserved. The students would love them and ship them badly, and would always think how cute they are in the class. If anyone would have a personal problem, they’d be the ones who would support the students.

2.      Arima Kishou – Logic & Mathematics & Literature

He’d be a kind teacher, patient and respected by the students. He’d teach his subject in a way that students understand it, even though math can be very consistent when it comes to information. The students would like him and would view him as a sort of a father figure, a rather depressive one but… When it comes to literature, his class would be fun and he’d get suggestions from students but also suggest them certain books, and they’d talk about what they had read, however the students would start talking with each other about the books, while Arima would watch them and maybe make some comments.

3.      Ayato Kirishima – Physical Education

Ayato would try to impose himself and act cool, but teens being teens, things would slip out of his control. He’d try to be the “cool” teacher, but his crush for Hinami would make him blush every time someone says her name. That’s why he’d be the target of pranks, the students making a lot of fun of him, but not maliciously intended. They’d get along quite well, despite Ayato trying sometimes to discipline the kids.

4.      Ginshi Shirazu – Philosophy

Shirazu would be a nice teacher, but somewhat impulsive and hurried. He’d be kind with the students and would get along with them very well. He’d teach by having conversations and hearing everyone’s opinions.

5.      Hinami Fueguchi – English

Hinami would be great with children, very patient and kind. However, kids being kids, they’d try at first to prank her, but that wouldn’t go that well, so they’d learn pretty soon who they shouldn’t mess with. They’d love her very much, but also fear her. They’d have a close bond, and her class would be very productive, but relaxed and enjoyable.

6.      Banjo Kazuichi – Physical Education

He’d be a normal and fun teacher. He’d be naïve and quite stupid, reason why students would pull a lot of pranks on him. Still, all the students love him. He wouldn’t overwork them at all, having a relaxing class.

7.      Kaneki Ken – Literature

Kaneki’s class would be that class were no student actually shows up. On the rare occasions when somebody does come, Kaneki would ask there is anyone who wants him to teach something and what the students would want to be taught. If nobody answers, then Kaneki would do nothing and would start talking without anyone actually listening to him.

8.      Uta – Art

Uta’s class would be fun, meaning that he’d have a quite personal approach of things, letting students do their own things in their own way until they finish. He’d have a relaxed approach of the class, with usual flits with the boys. He’d bond with the students and they’d have quite a number of experiments, when other teachers would come to pose for portraits like Itori or Nico (who for sure would have the most exquisite positions) or they’d have to deal with the usual straight and emotionless pose of Yomo whom Uta convinced to come. Uta’s class would be a place to find out the gossip in the school, while plotting pranks on other teachers (especially on Yomo), with his help. Sometimes, they’d go and draw in other classrooms so that they could get ‘inspiration’, like when they’d go to the school’s gym to have some action in their drawings, while Uta would probably make sketches of Yomo’s scowls.

9.      Naki – Kindergarten

You know, when children at kindergarten cry, their teacher takes care of them. Instead, with Naki, he’d cry quite often, needing the children to console him. He’d get very well along with them and would have a very close friendship relationship with the kids. Also, sometimes he’d bring play mates, such as Hinami or Gagi and Guge, which the children would enjoy very much. Also, his “class” would involve a lot of hugs.

10.   Noro – Music

There is no reason for the Music subject we chose, only that is would be absolutely aesthetic. Imagine him without his mask and a piano or a violin or a guitar. Besides, he’d be really good with the students as he is quite kind and caring. Students would come to appreciate instrumental music and some of them would even start learning how to play a certain instrument. Despite his quietness, his class would be very enjoyable.

11.   Yomo Renji – Physical Education

Yomo would be the strict teacher who, instead of sports, would teach self-defense. After each of his classes, students’ muscles would ache like hell, and they’d swear to never go to his class again, only to return next week because it is fun to watch Uta always hovering around Yomo, teasing him, while he’d comically keep a straight face all the time and give those monotonous answers. He’d bond with the students in his own antisocial way, even if they wouldn’t really figure that out. And if a sad student sits on the bench one day, Yomo, with the best intentions, would try to talk to him, only to end up sitting awkwardly near the kid, staring intently at him.

12.   Yonebayashi Saiko – Cinema Studies

Saiko’s class would never be boring, as students would watch and talk about anime and video games, not learning anything theoretical. Having the same mentality as the kids, Saiko would be the ideal teacher, who’d instantly bond with the students.

13.   Tsukiyama Shuu – Home Education / French Literature

This class would be fun. From talking about popular books to all Tsuki’s exclamations and dramatic hand movements. His class would be very eventful and never boring. Students would also receive fashion advice and when having classes with Tsuki that day, there would be a small army of mini Tsukis walking with roses on therir fancy suits and who’d exclaim Fortissimo / Conde / El Dorado etc. all around (and pity for the poor souls that happen to be overheard by Tatara). He’d teach them French well, as the students would listen to him, seeing him as a sort of boss. Overall, the students would get a lot of general knowledge as Tsuki is quite cultured and has a lot of hobbies. Sometimes he’d forget to leave the class and he might be caught mid-(dramatic)sentence by the next teacher. (god forbid that teacher is Tatara)

14.   Touka Kirishima – Biology

Touka would not be patient, she’d send the student out of the class quite often, after she moves toward them very scarily. When she’s calm, she’d be an okay teacher, though the class would be rather boring.

15.   Koma Eiji – Home Education

Koma would be a good, clam and patient teacher. He’d teach everything students need to know, explaining things clearly and in details, though he would sometimes brag about the Devil Ape he is, and sometimes he’d hold speeches about baking soda (the miracle drug).

16.   Juuzou Suzuya –  nope

Juuzou wouldn’t be a teacher but he would come to the classes of others and help, and draw giraffes on the whiteboard.  He’d bring sweets and the students would love him very much and also they’d joke together and they’d give Juuzou sweets as well. He’d sometimes come along with Shinohara and would always light up the mood of the students.

17.   Amon Koutarou – History & Civic Education

1.      Akihiro Kanou – Biology

With his psychotic experiments, his class would never be boring. He would be the kind of teacher that makes you like this subject, understand it and see why it is considered to be the science of the future. The students would find his class fun, maybe not suited for those with a weak stomach, but still fun and they would remember almost everything from class. He would be quite cooperative with his students, and he would appreciate those who show determination and innovation. Having a double major in psychology, Kanou would understand every student’s way of thinking and he would know how to approach them and stimulate them, even the most resisting students would end up quite interested in the subject, despite being slightly horrified by his experimental approach in each class. His class would be one of the most attended of all the classes.

2.      Donato Porpora – Religion

This would be the only religion class we would ever attend in our lives, really. In our school, everyone skips this class. But here, with Donato Porpora, the students would have quite the morbid and philosophical talks. The students would be slightly scared of his rather psychotic tendencies, but all their morbid curiosities would be fully and satisfyingly answered. He wouldn’t shy away from any subject and any conversation with him would be quite fun and intellectually challenging, also very enjoyable to listen to. His and Kanou’s class would be the most interesting in the entire weekly schedule.

3.      Eto Yoshimura – Political Science

Her class would be completely unpredictable, one day normal theory – but Eto would make it the opposite of boring with comparisons and comments, not to mention her sitting on the window, swinging her legs- and other day demonstrating political regimes in class by making students reenact them. Imagine someday coming in the middle of a communist regime class with Eto as a dictator. Her class would never be boring and her demeanor would be relaxed with her students, however she is quite unforgivable with those who slight her.

4.      Tatara – Mathematics

His class is hell. And yet, it’s a hell you put yourselves through willingly because he’s quite an eye candy and, quite frankly, you’d be too damn afraid not to go. He would be a harsh and unforgiving teacher, a strict but fair one. No one would dare move, nor talk during his class, because there is nothing he likes less than idiots. He would be way ahead of the curriculum, he would expect you to know what he taught you the previous day. His tests would be quite hard, but nothing from what he didn’t cover in class. There would be no dialog with the students, the only way to get him on a very slightly softer side would be by convincing Eto to pay a visit during his class, until he figures out what the kids are doing when he ‘d give them a surprise test (only way he gives a surprise test).

5.      Hideyoshi Nagachika – Psychology

He’d have a very chill class, fun nonetheless and he would always be nice to the students, even if he knows everything that is going on in the class and all the gossip. The class would always go according to his plans, without the students figuring out he knows exactly how they would react in the situations Hide creates. He would never give paper tests, the grades can be acquired through live applications of different principles he teaches and presentations, but not the kind one can learn by heart, but those that one has to put his mind to.

6.      Itori & Nico – Sexual Education

This would be nothing like school. This is a literal bar where everyone gossips about everything and they can do almost whatever they want. These two would be quite flamboyant and lively and they would have no restrain to answer any questions. Class can get awkward when they get too energetic and start having little live demonstrations (with random strangers or cooperative teachers).

7.      Kanae von Rosenwald – German

She’d be maybe the only normal teacher around, with a big crush on Tsuki but that’s another problem. She would call the girls “katzchen”. It would be a relaxing atmosphere, but she would be strict enough to keep the students under control.

8.      Furuta Nimura Suota “Kichimura” Washuu – Drama Class + PRINCIPAL

As a teacher he would be completely unpredictable. One moment he’s serious and the next moment he is trolling you. You’d never know when he is joking or not, this has led more than one unexpected test because students thought he was joking telling them about the test. While seeming an easy-going class, students would get quite terrified and wouldn’t learn too much as they would be in constant alert about their teacher’s unexpected reactions. As a principal, there would be chaos: random parties, weird national day of something, closing the school only to announce it reopens 10 minutes before the start of the classes. If teachers came to him with objects they confiscated, such as phones, he would either organize auctions or throw them at the students like one throws bread at birds.  Depending on his mood, he would want to be called by one of his too many names. Poor students, they would need to guess which one he wants, or else…

9.      Kuki Urie – Economy Class

He would be quite strict, but a good teacher overall. He’d seem distant at first, but he would bond strongly with the students.

10.   Kurona Yasuhisa & Hanbee Abara – Civic Education

They’d be the complete opposites. They might have joined classes, in which cases chaos would rise. Kuro would yell and Hanbee would be himself. That would annoy Kuro to no end and they she might start fighting. It would be quite the show for students, not that they would learn anything, but they would enjoy the class because it is fun from all points of view: just from their height difference, to the completely opposite personalities. Instead of teaching, Hanbee’d talk about Suzuya and Kuro’d get sometimes melancholic thinking about Shiro.

11.   Rize Kamishiro – Literature

She’d be psychotic. She’d smell her students thinking about them as a meal and shed start playing mind games on them.

12.   Roma Hoito – History

Another psychotic teacher, Roma would get easily bored and woudn’t teach a thing at all.

13.   Takizawa Seidou – Sociology

He’d be a calm, good teacher. He’d be patient with the students and would present his subject zealously. He’d be quite understanding about different viewpoints and he’d be among the few ones realizing his subject isn’t the only one students have to learn for.

14.   Toorou Mutsuki – Biology

There are two types of classes when it comes to Mutsuki, depending on what personality is dominant that day. Mutsuki, with the first type of personality, would have no control over the students and they would do whatever they want during the class. He would try to get them to quiet down, but his voice wouldn’t even be heard. Mutsuki, with the second type of personality, would be quite creepy and scary and Haise-centered and that class could get quite violent.

15.   Akira Mado – Physics

She’d be strict af and quite boring. She’d follow the manual without any digression. She’d be fair when grading the students but quite distant. There wouldn’t be too much dialog in her classes, but the goal of teaching the students this subject would be indubitably nanodayo achieved. There would also be no jokes at all. Any attempt would get her speech about wasting seconds started.

16.   Hori Chie – Photography

She’d be a good teacher and she’d have a close relationship with her students. She would appreciate photos on various themes, even some that might not be considered conventionally beautiful, like murder scenes. If students decided to bring her photos of Tsuki (being stalked by stupid kids) she’d praise their commitment. She’d reward the innovative ideas of students who’d take photos of anything in their lives, not only showing the beauty of the surroundings.

17.   Irimi Kaya – Language Teacher (idk what language)