Everything goes in the salad!

katniss in her narration: haymitch hates peeta and i. the only reason he keeps us around at all is out of some sick sense of obligation and pity. i wish he would just drop the act

Made my first edit on the new program and monitor, I'm really proud of this one

No because you see, let's say John had run off while he was a bug, and they hadn't been able to find him, and life went on, and things got worse and worse, and Rodney and Radek spent a bunch of their time messing with the ascension machine to make it strictly a superpower machine to defeat the wraith (Rodney insists on being the guinea pig just in case it goes wrong. The machine only works once, unfortunately.), and they fly Atlantis to Earth and back to Pegasus. Years later, they visit a village that's being "haunted" by a terrible creature, and it's bug!John of course, and through the power of friendship and (loosely) the plot of The Winter Soldier, they're able to bring John home, and they use (again! What a helpful gadget) the genes reset feature of a copy of the ascension machine that they'd been working on to fix John.

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture