Everything goes in the salad!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stargate Atlantis Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Needy John Sheppard, Rodney is busy but don't worry John has an idea, Cock Warming, Anal Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary:

Basically, Rodney is hard at work on his laptop on their couch, and John needs attention, so he bets Rodney that he can't finish his work with John's dick in his ass. (Edit: "hard at work" was an accidental double entendre, but that's hilarious. To be clear, Rodney is soft at work... 😂)

He can, though.

:P You say the sweetest things <3

So Uncle John's Big Day is fluff that's centered around loving kids but not feeling the need to have your own. Hello, hi, it me. XD SO one of John's Majors has a daughter who adores John, which means that when the Major and her husband wake up with food poisoning that's trying to kill them dead, she begs John to babysit until Keller can make them feel human. Cue John toting around an adorable, chunky little one year old perched against his chest, babbling vaguely coherent sounds to echo John as he runs drills and checks on patrols and stuff. Rodney watches him throughout the day, catches them napping in John's office with Laila on John's chest, sees how much fun he's having, and he starts to worry. They're almost fifty. Does John want kids? Is he missing out on having kids because he knows Rodney doesn't want them? Look how cute he is with little Laila!!! So the next day when Laila is back with her parents, Rodney asks and John assures him that he loves their life the way it is, loves being Uncle John, loves Rodney exactly how he is. Fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff. <3 I'm saving the actual writing for, at the very least, after the regular middle aged mcshep romcom, but I like the way it feels rolling around in my head.

Ah, Mulan AU. God bless young pretty boy David Hewlett. It's such a fun way to tie John in knots. He's adorable when he's confused. Our snippet, though, is sibling cuteness featuring Jeannie being a menace. <3

So two ideas were too close together on the plate, and they glomped together. I wanted a reason for one half of McShep to be ultra possessive, and it made sense to have it be Rodney to explore themes of, like, his hunger (physical and emotional), so that was a vague inclination that I tippidy-typed into my notes app.

Then I scrolled past this picture (or before all that? I don't remember.)

Those two things existed separately for a bit before I smashed them together. That gives us sea monster Rodney finding John, the only survivor of a shipwreck, and taking him to his cave (which you can only leave if you know the way through the maze of underwater tunnels), and refusing to let him go. There's some back and forth because Rodney wants sex and John doesn't want to admit that he also wants sex because he's pissed about being held hostage. And then tentacle smut because I've always wanted to try my hand at writing it.