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So I had an idea...

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JASON MOMOA The Wrecking Crew (2026)
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
John Sheppard out of context.
Couldn't sleep. Have fluff.

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Ultimate Priority: Earth
Derek 1: I’m the real Derek, that ones lying!
Derek 2: Don’t listen to him, Stiles. I’m the real Derek!
Stiles: There’s only one way to solve this.
Stiles: You’re both going to have to Eiffel Tower me and then swap sides halfway through so I can tell who fucks like the real Derek.
Both Dereks: You can’t be serious.
Stiles: (Already taking shirt off)
Stiles: This is the only way.
Under a boil order for e coli and that can only mean one thing: I am once again obsessed with the consistency and frequency of my cats' shits.
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Regarding Moon Day 2026
(Super Moon Day because the 20th falls on a Monday, which I think is so fun.)
I'm plotting a menu because ya girl LOVES a theme.
For breakfast, moon pancakes, which are regular pancakes covered in whipped cream and sparkly maple syrup. It's be cute to have star-shaped fruit on the side, too. Maybe pineapple? How much does a pineapple cost rn?
For lunch, moon mini quesadillas, made with two street taco sized tortillas (so they're round instead of half circles) full of either white cheddar, mozzarella, or oaxaca.
For the day's snack/dessert for all my meals, oreo balls. Have y'all had oreo balls? You smash together oreos and cream cheese into mush, then roll it into balls and cover it with white almond bark. Voila, little moons.
For dinner, pizza pocket moons! They'll be filled with sauce and cheese, of course, but also bacon and pineapple as a tribute to the first meal eaten on the moon (peaches and coffee on the side, hold the sugar cookies because I'll be full of oreo balls yay.)
May have to stock up on Milkis because that would be the PERFECT moon day bevvie.
I also have a space-themed coloring book, and of course I'll be picking a few favorite space movies. (I think I'll rewatch Contact. I haven't watched that in FOREVER.)
I LOVE a fun holiday.
"John? John… Hey. You're in the infirmary." "Sorry about the headache. It's a side effect of the inhibitor." "Did I hurt anyone?" "No, not seriously." "Did Ronon shoot me?" "You had it coming. Look, we don't have a lot of time. This dose of the inhibitor drug will only last about an hour. How would you like to go on a mission?"
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Okay but now imagine that John and RODNEY end up trapped in some alien fight club and John has to talk Rodney into beating the shit out of him because he'll be DAMNED if he's gonna take a single swing at Rodney.

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Ooo, I like a cozy fire. Can I have 🔥🔥 for the romcom mcshep?
LOOK AT HIM.
Okay now imagine him going on little not-dates with Rodney because Madison insists on him coming along. John taking Rodney and Madison to dinner after the robbery because he wants to take care of them. John and Rodney following Madison around the zoo, stealing glances at each other. John and Rodney sitting next to each other on Rodney's couch for movie night because Madison insists on laying against the arm of the couch.
Imagine them being happy together. 🥰
🔥 for bug john!
>:3
So for the longest time, "bug!john tail smut" was on my WIP list, but I couldn't figure it out, so eventually I set it aside in favor of more active WIPs. However, there has been some Captain America: The Winter Soldier goodness on my dash in this, the year of our tumblr 2026. It appeared when my brain was deep in McShep mode, and I thought, hmmmmmmmmmmm bug John. I'm still giving him a tail (:3), and I'm going to make him clingy and horny when Rodney finds him (:3), and I'm going to abuse the laws of science and the rules of the ascension machine because they lose John and the galaxy is falling apart and Rodney is gonna figure out how to give people superpowers, dammit. (it only works once, on him because he won't risk anyone else as the guinea pig, and then something vital inside it is fried and they have to start building pieces to fix it from scratch. Ronon has dibs on being second though.) It's set yearssss post-canon (and post-return to Pegasus) and John and Rodney were secretly together before John turned into a bug and ran off, so there's the whole Rodney mourning in private with the few people who actually knew about them because they kind of assume he's dead after a while. There's a lot still up in the air, but it's coming together.
It's one of those fics that's threatening to consume me. Definitely tailor made for me, lol.