Speaking of GF envy… THAT VIDEO SHE POSTED 😭
It killed me. It killed me. It killed me. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I am un-lived. I am deceased. I cease to exist. I am but a memory. I am vanquished. Over. Finit. I'm Not Here. I is gone. Done for. Ended. Deaded. Gone. It killed me, my babes.
Okay, I'm sort of alive. But I can't breathe. Bereft of breath.
The thing gave me heart palpitations. It melted me into an amorphous pile of matter. I am an unstructured puddle, with little tiny fingers sticking out typing my last words.
(and his response was, "I'm dead." Me too Seb, me tooooo! 😭😭😭😭)
Cute is such a...lacking word for what it was (thanks for trying!). All 28 of my teeth fell out at once because that level of sweet is fatal. I am sat here holding my poor fallen-out teeth. It was...*sigh* 😌. Yes, call the police. Mass murder has been committed, on a level heretofore unknown (credit: Stephen Strange). So many fallen on this day. So much heart carnage *squeezes eyes shut*. We weren't ready. She caught our asses asleep at the damn wheel.
Listen *holds head in hands*. We were blessed on this day. We got the "blanks" filled in. We got to see Boyfriend Seb™ in its natural habitat. We got (oh God, here come the heart palpitations) lying around the house, domestic, personal time, couple time, romantic, silly [takes a quick moment to scream], relaxed, boyfriendy boyfriend REAL Sebastian. We got to peek. For a good long moment. I will be forever grateful. Salut.
AND BOYFRIEND SEB (apparently) IS PRETTY DREAMY.
Look 😣, every time one of these hopped up little fuckfaces with their, "no bestie!" word vomit doubles down, they look and sound more and more unhinged and separated from reality. That boy looks stupid happy and in love. NO ONE, but the two people inside of a relationship, knows exactly the dynamics of that relationship. Ever. Period. So it's pointless to say anyone knows anything. And as for the, "he always looks miserable with her,"...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(if i's an act, I would like to act opposite him please.)
I mean, tell me you never had a love relationship, have zero idea what one looks like, perhaps your balls haven't dropped and your frontal cortex hasn't fully yet developed, and you're a silly, wishful-thinking baby child without using any of those words.
Literally nothing will shut them up other than time passed and eventual boredom. Feed them not. Ignore their stupid asses.
All I know is, I'll be watching and soaking in that video, with SO MUCH him, for like, hour after pathetic hour (I at least admit my patheticness. Go 'head, judge my ass), for the rest of my free time.
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