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If you’re bi and you don’t have a male or female partner, you’re on standbi.

I was at the ii show in singapore tonight and during one bit early in the show dan accidentally choked on his own spit and made the CUTEST little discomfort y e l p sound and phil look over at him all concerned cause like that obviously wasn’t in the script and was like ‘are you alright there dan’ all s o f t and everyone giggled as dan recovered and whooped and clapped and dan was like jokingly indignant trying to get his rhythm back like yelling ‘you guys are cheering for me CHOKING????’ and ‘is that what happens in all your fanfiction???’

pizza man said fuck the troops

Try as you may to domesticate snakes, the moment they’re out of their cage… its slitherin’ time

Get these god damn nerds off my post

Me too 😭

This needs to be on ESPN

Why this shit look fun as fuck?

This looks awesome oh shit!!!!

I was on the EDGE of my seat

This is meant for kids a decade younger than me but fuCK IT I WANNA PLAY!